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When was the last time you went the bed? And yes of course drunk counts.

I mean, not 'wetting', but I coughed in my sleep after a few days of antibiotics and sh*t my pants. 

Wetting, not since I was a kid.  Even drunk I manage to make it to the toilet. 

Maybe 2? I always used the pot!
But I did get up when I was drunk once and thought I was in the bathroom of the trailer and I p**sed on my brother Glenn who was sleeping on the couch. This was in-hmmmm?- 1987? I lived on Fish Lake next to my landlords bar.

I've been married for 24 years. Within a month or two of meeting my wife I p**sed in her bed. I don't even think I was drunk or anything. I woke up in the morning and my side of the bed was wet from my knees to my chest. I had to tell her, "I peed the bed." She's Brazilian and she replied, "Na cama?" I was humiliated.

Around the same time, we got Chinese food one night and brought it back to her apartment. It gave me potent (and frequent) farts. Before long, she had to open the window and stick her head out to get fresh air . . . in the midst of a heavy snowstorm.

She married me anyway.

Must be true love, my freind!  :cheers:
I'd have ran in horror!  :twirl:

My friend Ethan got drunk and I passed out- (because I was drunk too) and he p**sed himself sitting on my couch. We were watching a movie. His girlfreind was in the back room. I passed out too. I woke up and he had p**sed his pants.
WORST part
 When I passed out- I slumped into his f**king p!ssy lap- so my cheek was laying on his p!ssy  crotch.  :bluesad:

Why would you even ask about something like this?
A fetish of yours? WTF, man?  :question:

You ask questions: When's the last time you p**sed yourself?  :question:
WTF is wrong with you?
When's he last time you p**sed yourself?
Was it good for you?


YOUR INSANE.

I'm not saying that in a good way. Your out of your f**king mind, ER.
Your insane.

I haven't experienced the delight disgust of passed out p**sed yet. As for the other way, erm maybe when I was in middle school, due to that I was peeing in the dream.

If that's true, then why all the responses?   :question:

THANK you, AHD!

Now I am going to mosey down and post a little story I call Death Match....

-and I'll post a little story called- "Let's dig into your psyche and find out your weakness so I can exploit them."

My brother Glenn and my youngest son Eddie had problems's with bedwetting.  It Embarraesed them for a very long time.
But thats your speciality, is'nt it ER?
Finding weakness and opening wounds?
Your a vindictive woman looking to hurt people with posts- hiding behind prose.
 You don't fool me. Ya know- I thought maybe you changed.
You haven't.
You don't come hear to write about movies. You come here to push whatever personal drama you have going. And others buttons.
Like it's your "My Diary".
You talk about "God's Love"? The only person you love is yourself.
Why don't you mosey on home and go f**k yourself.

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

You like it when I p**s the bed don't you?

YEAH

*p**ses Bed*

I bet you're gonna bring this up to hurt me in the future, ER, you heartless monster! Shame on you!

 :buggedout: :bluesad: :lookingup: :question:

I don't really recall doing that as a kid-- did it once that I remember as an adult (very drunk-- and angrily got out of my clothes quickly as I felt it happen).  I've done the other number in bed a handful of times when I got really, really sick.  I hated when I got sick from both ends at the same time.  :thumbdown:

 :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:  :thumbup:

We get DAILY posts about dirty underwear from Trevor.  We have a "Post your most embarrassing moments" thread, we have discussed just about every other way a person can screw up on this forum, and you lose it over a simple topic like this?
I think your response was uncalled for, Ronnie.
ER's not a troll.  Yeah, she does troll Sven from time to time - but that's because Sven is an annoying blowhard who consistently gets her facts wrong.
I troll her myself when she does that.
FWIW, I had a very vivid dream two weeks ago about peeing off the edge of the Empire State building.  When I woke up, part of my dream had come true . . . and it wasn't the Empire State Building!

The laundry I go to twice a month wants to ban me.  :wink:


 :buggedout: +  :bouncegiggle:

Gosh, I had no idea you’d be offended, Ronny, as you’ve never struck me as having a low melting point. I kind of halfway thought this thread was one you might like, considering you’ve posted about such colorful topics as experiencing rectal bleeding during sex, your drug addiction, body odor, soiled underwear, have made recurring comments about planning suicide, asked the men “is your dick cut”, opined on sexual abuse in incarceration, on domestic violence, on loss of bowel control due to intoxication, polled members here about the number of people they’ve slept with, covered mental illness among your family members, confessed to partaking in public defecation,  have said you have “worms crawling” in your head, referenced your fondness for parent-child drug use, have written about gassing minks on one of your jobs, mentioned in posts that you are wasted, and you’ve used some salty  language to do it all. So I didn’t realize you were a snowflake! You know, if something I ask or post disturbs you, it won’t bother me if you ignore it and don’t reply.

Even that disturbed you? Ronny, you should go to college, you'd fit in with the easily offended there.  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I apoligize for going ballistic. It just hit me wrong becuase I remember how it traumatized my little brother. Mainly because of the harsh treatment my Dad punished him for doing it. That f**ker made Glenn were his p**sy underwear on his HEAD at the breakfast table. I'm sorry. Your right. I post some disgusting things.  :buggedout:

As far as being a snowflake...
WTF does that even mean? I hear the far right use that term alot.
I have now f**king clue what that even comes close to meaning.

As far as college kids go...
What? Being educated instead of some backwoods hick makes you a worse person?
You never cease to amaze me. You roll in your ignorance like a dog in s**t.

Apology accepted, RC, and I am sorry if I have insulted you.

Remember how we all used to get along in here and some compared it to being part of a family? We wanted good things for each other and really did try to help each other out, almost all of us? That was a much better time.

And, no, I hate colleges and think they're often destructive places, and I hope my children don't go. Self-educated people are more admirable in many cases than people with degrees. I've never said you were stupid, RC, and I don't think you are. A little crazy, a little insulting, maybe, but you're smart and I admire a lot of things about you. You read, you think, you set your own course, and those are good qualities.

Don't thank me.  I don't have such a short memory. 

Oh, I like the qualified apology.  Hey, BELA, you've done better in that department than I have! 

 
Yes she is.  Big time. 

I don't understand what you have against higher learning.
I agree there are a lot of self educated folks around.I never even finished high school.  But I would rather see an inner city kid get a collage education then roam the streets without one. Because with collage- you get a job that pays well. Without it- you end up in factories or working in diners or selling drugs..... I ended up in a factory all my life.
I would encourage education.
No- that's not true. I understand your resentment against thinking people. Because your poetic propaganda doesn't work on them.
You have to find dumb people who think your garbage-because it sounds pretty- makes sense.
It doesn't.
Your wrapping s**t with rose petals.

They're not as easy to brainwash. Hitler burned books. Purged the intellectuals. Can't have smart people f**king up our thing, ya know. We need sheep.
Gimme a break. I don't even have a high school education and I can figure that out.  :lookingup:

Shrug, I tried.

RC,  you have a woman, you're not backed up balls to brain like John is, so what's your excuse for such bitterness?

It does flatter me to have everything I post scrutinized like some here do but I swear, some people here are so twisted with anger they see shadows where there's only light.

Hey, your loss. Read what I post, don't, convince yourselves day is night, it's not as important to me as it is to the Love To Hate ER bunch who give me so much attention.

The board is the same. Hasn't changed. You have.  You have become intolerant. Close minded. You were one of the most best writers on this board. But your blatent disregard for other peoples beliefs beyond your own have turned you into a troll.
That's why you said you were leaving. You never left. It was a sympathy ploy.  :lookingup:

What the f**k does that mean?  :hatred:

Ok, if you are both doggies, sit. Quit the barking and you'll both get a doggie biscuit (by which I mean I'll get Kristi to bake and send you cookies).  :wink:

Alas, Alex, I think some people are beyond that.

RC, if what I post here upsets you, please quit reading. You don't have to read it or reply. Be happy. Don't let others upset you and don't feel you have to change someone or comprehend someone. Just read what interests you and live and let live.

I like cookies.

If you stop arguing and send me your address I promise I will get you some sent. And I have to be honest, my wife makes awesome cookies.

And that doesn't mean everyone else will get cookies if they start arguing to settle them down too.

I'll stop arguing. You don't have to send me cookies.
I get the picture- it's pointless. We'll never agree and it goes nowhere.
I'm sorry I even opened my mouth.
Thanks anyway!  :thumbup:

Unless you wanna send home made cookies....I won't turn them down.  :wink:

Tried to do what?  Manipulate RC?  Manipulate me? 


I don't know what this means, either, EVELYN.  I think she's attracted to me!   :smile:  Apparently, though, her remark is sour grapes, another attempt to insult me.  Okay, I'm "backed up balls to brain" and EVELYN you're "backed up ovaries to eyeball"?    :lookingup:


The only one who flatters you is yourself.  I don't love to hate you.  But you love to hate me.  Don't PM your "friendly" overtures or schoolyard insults or veiled manipulations to me.  Anything we have to say can be said on the forum. 

http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8 (http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8) 

I'm not sure why this flame-war even started. From what I can tell, this is just a simple thread asking a simple and mostly innocent question.  :question:

I get that some of you and the OP don't get along very well, but I don't see what the point is in starting a huge ruckus over a thread about bed-wetting.... I don't see anything in the topic of this thread that could have incited such a verbal battle and I feel like any personal conflicts should be discussed in private messaging. Just my opinion, not taking sides because I honestly don't really know what's going on other than just a bunch of bickering (seemingly on both sides, if I can be honest).

As far as the original subject goes, I've never urinated in my bed to my knowledge. If I have, it was way long ago when I was a small child; too long ago for me to remember.

Oh, please, why would I want to manipulate you when with your schadenfreude, manipulating you would be too easy, AHD? Didn't you learn that with Cassius Clay? Sparking your irresistible desire to attack me and look foolish for it was like shooting fish in a barrel. You're predictable; RC is not. A bitter person like you is easy to control because you're consistent in your self-pitying anger. So why would I bother? If you'd just leave me alone I'd happily return the favor but you never will, you're a cruel man stuck in an unhappy life and you just want  to lash out. Truthfully your sour replies could not be any more expected if I scripted them myself. Unhappy people are one-note performers.

I don't think there was anything bad about the topic either. I came back after being mostly gone for months and about four people here who never got over old grudges starting attacking me.

By all the gods of Araby I swear I just want peace.

Thats like Hitler saying he wants peace.
A piece  of Poland, A piece of France, and a piece of Russia.
I ain't giving up on you. I will be on your ass like a fleas on dogs. I hate Nazis. And I know one when I see one.

A Nazi? Dude, I fell in love with a Jewish man, I am close friends with another Jewish person, my aunt is married to a Jew. My first cousin is going to convert to Reform Judaism when he's thirteen, I studied Krav Maga, I own Israeli bonds. I go every year to the Israeli film festival.  How on Earth does any of that sound like a Nazi?

I keep telling you, Ronny, you're projecting onto me preconceived bigotries that don't exist.

Ok. Your not a Nazi- what the f**k is your problem?  :question:

a quote from YOU-


" person like you is easy to control"
You wrote this in response to what Hallows said.
You don't even realize how stupid the s**t you say sounds in the real world.

You are about control. You want to control people. What the f**k. See ya- don't wanna be ya.

"schadenfreude"  :bouncegiggle: Great word, arbitrary insulting use.  You do like to impress people with your... 

No EVELYN, that was just after you had sent me a rude remark by PM because I defended my friend who had been arguing with you.  I KNEW the Cassius Clay bit of yours was BAIT and my pal took it.  All that happened after this out of the blue message from you to me (yupper... schooled by you... again):

 
Why would I get this unwarranted INSULT from you?  Post an example of my own writing on this forum that even remotely warranted that.  I was RIPE at that point with you.  What the hell?  EVELYN YOU HAVE MADE THIS PERSONAL.  Though, amusing.  :thumbup: :smile:  I didn't care WHAT the subject was... I told you I would be watching.  Frankly, you're long winded overwrought and boring, mostly, and then sometimes you are bad.  Get me out of your cross-hairs, be polite, and you won't know I'm around.  I mostly talk MOVIES and MUSIC.  Y'know?  MOVIES. 

Now, let's all be polite to one another and END this round.  TRUCE. 

sorry  indi, but yes she IS a troll. and this thread is nothing but a way to bait ronnie.

indi, if you don't see this post, AND the whole thread, as trolling, then you need to look up the true definition of an online troll. i like you, i think you're smart, and a good writer, but you aren't looking at the reality of her being a troll, SHE IS.

no truce for me, but i'll shut up for now.