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I don't know s**t about growing a garden. I try. It always fails. And, living in farm country, you think I could do that.
I know how! I worked on farms! But every thing I touch dies. It's like I'm radioactive. :bluesad:

The only two things I've had any real success with, are fennel, and a few things that were pre-potted.

I tried rebuilding an engine seven years ago. Now I've got parts of a vintage 1975 Honda CB400f SuperSport all over the place.

Auto mechanics.  On a really good day, I can change a tire without making the car explode.  And that's as far as my knowledge goes.

I can fix a car!
If it's pre-1984.  :lookingup: s**t just got too complicated.

I can't sleep without dreaming. I dream every time I close my eyes.

I recently signed up with DARS, now that the unskilled labor market is opening back up.

I've never been able to find a job without a temp agency or assistance service.
And these online job applications won't even let me fill them out unless I figure out unless I can figure out what a uniform answer for each box is.

Reading and performing music. I love music but beyond "if it sounds good, it is good" I know utterly nothing about bringing about its creation, and in a way I like it being a mystery to me. You know a sound I love to hear? That chaos as an orchestra tunes up and prepares to perform. I could listen to that by itself.

I have dysgraphia.
I got kicked outa shop class because I couldn't keep up with the written work.

I don't know anything about carpentry.

Women, cars, how to use most tools and baking.

You will never understand women. No Man ever will.
I been married, more or less, 3 times.  I love 2 of them. BUT!
I will never pretend I know what's going on in there heads.
If you do-explain it to me!  :buggedout:
Women are gonna do what they wanna do no matter what you say.

I don't know s**t about bikers. Except I never liked them.
Actually- I know lots about bikers.
But every time I come into contact with one- we either come close to fighting or he beats my ass. Or I hit him on the head with a whiskey bottle in front of Dykeman House in Paw Paw. Or my brother Glenn pulls a shot gun on one on Main Street.

Particle physics, quantum mechanics, as well as certain aspects of chemistry, and even alchemy are all things that I have extraordinarily little experience in, despite really wanting to learn more about them.... Just a few of those things that I just never got around to.

I also barely know s**t (or care) about current (or most of the past's) pop culture, especially on the internet. I'm also complete and utter s**te at most geography..... I'm sure there's more I haven't mentioned, I'm a dumbass.

For some reason, that doesn't make me feel stupid.
I don't know ANYBODY who knows s**t about that!  :drink:

I don't know how to write perfectly. Too many rules about what goes where, even when the rules contradict themselves. I can spell, I just can't write. It's the main reason why I can't be fluent in more than English.

Basic home repairs. I don't know how to fix stuff.

If we could understand women they would be called men.

Cleaning undies  :tongueout: :wink:

Celebrity culture. I have never liked it and I used to make a point of disdaining celebrities by pretending I didn't know who they were, then one day I realized I didn't need to pretend anymore, I genuinely did not know who most of these people I'd see on the covers of magazines and on TV were anymore, and it was great.

The NFL. I used to be friends with a guy who briefly got me into college-level football, but even that has faded and I barely know anything about the pros in the NFL, like who is who and which teams are good and how many points a home run gets.

All you can eat buffets. I guess it's not that I know nothing about them I just don't understand their appeal at all. You put a lot of low-quality food together and by its proximity to other low-quality food it gains in appeal? Why is that?

Time off. I have worked non-stop since I was a teenager and vacations are foreign to me. I can't imagine just stopping life and going away and doing nothing. I have four jobs, three of them for money, soon to add another one that pays a token amount, and it just seems like being busy is how life is supposed to go. Even on our honeymoon I had to handle work matters part of the day, which was even more difficult since we had a toddler along. Da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo.

Social media. Not against it, not saying it's bad or anything, I just don't know much about it. In the late '90s I had a blog for a second. In the mid 00s I briefly had a MySpace account but I never used it much and one day it was like everyone went to Facebook and I didn't bother to follow.

Brevity. Not acquainted with it.

In short, I don't know s**t about being a normal person.

I take leave once a year - due to the nature of my work - and stay home: i can't really afford to go anywhere, which is why, when I go on outreach, I take some me time and see new places.

I don't know s**t about sports.
 I followed boxing in the 70's and 80's, it once you had to pay for it, no. After Mike Tyson, I was done.
Other sports- I know NOTHING about.

I'll say it. 

Operating any kind of watercraft.

Your on social media right now.  :wink:

Stupidity.  I just can't grasp how stupid so many people are.  I see things people claim and believe and I just think ''No,  they can't be that stupid! ''

Calling somebody "stupid" achieves nothing. No one will see your point of view if your clenching your fist.
I have a problem with that myself. I really am trying to change. Just fighting forever gets nowhere.
( Of course this is coming from the guy who always says " People are Stupid."-so yeah.  :question:)

How can a smart person not grasp stupidity?  Imagine this: every stupid person thinks they're smart. 

So all smart people are stupid or are all stupid people smart?  :drink:

In fact, the older I get, the stupider I am.
I know how to do things that are no longer relevant.
I can fix cars they no longer make. I can work on radios that no one uses. :bluesad:

On the bright side-I can make a turkey dinner that will make you glad to be alive!  :thumbup:
I'm a great cook!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  :wink:

Seriously, this is the only social media site that I go on: I have family here and no-one judges me here. I like it and always have.

personal fashion sense. i can make anyone on this earth look good, but not myself. thankfully i have people in my life who can make me look like whatever i need to look like at the time, then i just " put on the persona" to match.