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Title: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: claws on November 17, 2018, 03:22:28 PM Oh boy, where to begin? This Indie comedy was basically made without money, very little imagination, no sense for humor, timing, storytelling, action or characters that stick out. Filmed in 1970s Grindhouse style it takes place in the 1980s. Apparently this movie wants to pay homage to 1980s action and martial arts cinema. It was shot intentionally bad with intentionally bad special effects (CGI no less) with intentionally bad dialogue lacking any kind of wit. There is really no purpose for this film, other than seeing a bunch of B-Action Actors in embarassing cameos:
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - paying homage to "Sho'Nuff" (The Last Dragon) Taimak - playing his character from The Last Dragon, but with a twist Michael Dudikoff - doing a lousy Jack Nicholson "Joker" Impression Bill Goldberg - as a criminal Car Wash employee Cynthia Rothrock - Goldberg's criminal co-worker Danny Trejo - brief Crime Lord type cameo Don Frye - hero's sidekick of sorts Don 'The Dragon' Wilson - Kung Fu stereotype character Bianca Brigitte VanDamme - hero's sidekick of sorts Sam J. Jones - keeper of the mojo or something The awfulness makes this film appear almost surreal, and there where times I thought I was watching a Troma movie. No idea if that is a good thing or not. Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Alex on November 17, 2018, 06:32:13 PM Ok, I have to find a copy of this film!
Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: claws on November 18, 2018, 12:28:11 AM I hope I didn't make it sound better than it is :teddyr: It is a hot mess for sure.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpyQkjRc9rg#) Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Alex on November 18, 2018, 03:45:43 AM It's more because of who is in it and that my brother in laws favourite movie is 'The Last Dragon'.
Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Trevor on November 18, 2018, 04:44:51 AM "Who sent you?"
"What are you talking about? You came here!" :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Archivist on November 18, 2018, 07:46:52 PM If I had a beard, I'd be stroking it right now. This sounds like fun, although I'm sure you didn't mean to make it sound that way!
Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: claws on November 19, 2018, 03:16:27 AM If I had a beard, I'd be stroking it right now. This sounds like fun, although I'm sure you didn't mean to make it sound that way! It takes some talent to make a intentionally bad movie "good." The makers of this film just simply made it intentionally bad and thought it was funny, which it is not even though Trevor thought that one line is funny :smile: Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Trevor on November 19, 2018, 03:36:57 AM If I had a beard, I'd be stroking it right now. This sounds like fun, although I'm sure you didn't mean to make it sound that way! It takes some talent to make a intentionally bad movie "good." The makers of this film just simply made it intentionally bad and thought it was funny, which it is not even though Trevor thought that one line is funny :smile: Heck, I even thought a line like "Motion sensors, dumbass!" in Halloween was funny. :wink: Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Trevor on December 03, 2018, 02:04:02 AM I just realized this stars Oliver Stone's son Sean! :smile:
Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Alex on December 05, 2018, 04:45:55 AM Not managed to find a copy of the film to buy in any of my usual haunts, but I did find it online.
http://www6.putlockertv.to/watch/fury-of-the-fist-and-the-golden-fleece.mqnwz/7l08m6 (http://www6.putlockertv.to/watch/fury-of-the-fist-and-the-golden-fleece.mqnwz/7l08m6) Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Alex on December 05, 2018, 06:11:14 AM It really is as bad as Claws promised. I loved it. :smile:
Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: claws on December 05, 2018, 11:04:51 AM Not managed to find a copy of the film to buy in any of my usual haunts, but I did find it online. [url]http://www6.putlockertv.to/watch/fury-of-the-fist-and-the-golden-fleece.mqnwz/7l08m6[/url] ([url]http://www6.putlockertv.to/watch/fury-of-the-fist-and-the-golden-fleece.mqnwz/7l08m6[/url]) I've never been to putlockerytv. Are they "safe" to click/use? As for Fury of the Fist, there was a copy on youtube but it was taken down a few hours after I watched it. Title: Re: Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece (2018) Post by: Alex on December 05, 2018, 12:40:08 PM Not managed to find a copy of the film to buy in any of my usual haunts, but I did find it online. [url]http://www6.putlockertv.to/watch/fury-of-the-fist-and-the-golden-fleece.mqnwz/7l08m6[/url] ([url]http://www6.putlockertv.to/watch/fury-of-the-fist-and-the-golden-fleece.mqnwz/7l08m6[/url]) I've never been to putlockerytv. Are they "safe" to click/use? As for Fury of the Fist, there was a copy on youtube but it was taken down a few hours after I watched it. I have a laptop that I use for going onto potentially suspect sites and I keep all my anti-virus stuff up to date on that one. I wouldn't say the site was 100% safe, although I got no warnings coming up (I do have all the notifications turned off though, I prefer my malware stuff to run in the background and not bother me with these things). |