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Title: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on November 27, 2018, 09:55:04 PM
Not ideas or politics, but things.
I f**king hate cell phones. I owned one once, for about a month when I was broke up with Tiana.
I don't need to be around a phone all the time. I HATE it. I have a land line. Most of the time when I pick up the phone- is when some robot is trying to sell me Health Care.
I stomped that f**ker into a sidewalk. That's just me, I'm weird.
So! what 'things' do you hate?

 :question: :drink:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 27, 2018, 10:19:27 PM
Loud ignorance, incense sticks, Paw Patrol, meat, tattoos, Star Wars episode VII, insomnia, blind faith, laziness, hot weather, whiny accents, the way nurses talk SO LOUDLY, homework, beets, being called ma'am, NASCAR, tornadoes, not sitting with my back to a wall, Mountain Dew, mirrors in a dark room, Skittles, sunburns, cruelty, the treachery of supposedly cool pizza.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on November 27, 2018, 10:33:04 PM
Meat? You don't eat meat?  :question:
Or you just hate it, but you eat it anyway? :question:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 27, 2018, 10:39:16 PM
Robocalls be they selling something or taking a poll.

SPAM!!! (Not the meat like stuff in a can,  it can be good with a little cooking. )

ADSADSADS!!! G-DD-M MFING ADS!!!  ADS EVERYWHERE! 

Willful ignorance.

Fleas.

House flies.



Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: indianasmith on November 27, 2018, 10:47:40 PM
Those stupid metal testicles that some people hang beneath the trailer hitch of their pickup trucks.
The epitome of tastelessness.



And coffee.  All coffee.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 27, 2018, 11:22:29 PM
Meat? You don't eat meat?  :question:
Or you just hate it, but you eat it anyway? :question:


I don't eat it.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 27, 2018, 11:24:37 PM
Those stupid metal testicles that some people hang beneath the trailer hitch of their pickup trucks.
The epitome of tastelessness.



And coffee.  All coffee.s

The ones i've seen were  rubber or pl astic.  Otherwise I completely agree here.






Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 27, 2018, 11:31:17 PM
I sure hate Things.  Damn Things always sneaking into your outpost disguised as a dog,  taking people over,  making all sorts of noise and problems,  you burn one with a flamethrower and it's  damn  head grows legs and tries to run off so you gotta go burn  it too.  Then they steal all your stuff and tried to build  flying saucer out of it.

Yeah I hate Things...


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: El Misfit on November 28, 2018, 12:05:26 AM
s**tty work done by professionals (work today involved undoing plumbers work)


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: claws on November 28, 2018, 12:09:04 AM
viral trends. They usually make me cringe rather than amuse. The sad thing is they are hard to avoid the minute you go online.
Instagram food. The strangest type of food. It is amazing (in a disturbing way) and scary what people do with food.

I don't really hate cell phones, I do own one but I rarely use it. We used to have a sign at work that forbid people using their phones during work hours. But yeah, most just do and nobody says anything. At times I feel like I'm the weird one for not using my phone on my lunch break because everybody is using their phone the very moment they have a "free" minute or even second.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: retrorussell on November 28, 2018, 12:17:30 AM
New employees at work who try to tell you how to do your job when you've been there years longer than them.

Steamed broccoli or cauliflower.  Phew!!!

Big crowds.

Screaming kids/kids running around in public whose parents never tell them to stop misbehaving.  And other people thinking it's cute, encouraging the behavior.

Having a broken nail that catches on clothes.  Like a broken/split toenail grabbing on your sock as you pull it on.  Ouch!

People that can't shut up.  Or are always actively looking for people to talk to.

Rap music.

Most bluegrass.

People that have at maximum about 4 songs in their karaoke repertoire, and they come to karaoke all the time.

Wasps/yellow jackets/hornets.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 12:33:40 AM
The abyss of post production............
It make an already meaningless life seam that much more futile........................


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 12:40:52 AM
To me, nothing says "pain in the @$$" or even "Down right useless" quite like the energy star compliant label.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 12:43:59 AM
Images I saved in AOL's .art codec.
Seriously, what the hell was that?


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Alex on November 28, 2018, 01:46:39 AM
People trying to force their beliefs on me, (and not necessarily in a god either).


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Trevor on November 28, 2018, 06:21:21 AM
Movies like these:

(http://gonewiththetwins.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lethalweapon2.jpg)

(https://images.justwatch.com/poster/44711236/s592)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0e/A_world_apart.jpg/220px-A_world_apart.jpg)

And many others like them.

While their anti-apartheid stance is very laudable, they are made by foreign filmmakers and South Africans should tell their own stories.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 28, 2018, 07:28:42 AM
Toilets that don't  flush worth a damn.

Tv shows where people are supposedly clawed to death  and their clothes are shredded but not one damn drop of blood is in sight.

The fact that the UFO series lasted one season.

The fact the BBC won't reboot blake's 7.

Badly written SF novels.

Asylum movies.

Farts that just slowly dribble out over time instead of  coming out in one sharp blast like they should.

Dental problems. (I am thankful for my dentist.)

Cable outages.



Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on November 28, 2018, 09:33:44 AM
Cheap cigarette lighters that  take a s**t after about a week. Then in the middle of the night you have to run back and forth to the kitchen to to light a smoke off the stove. Or worse, have to use a tooth pick off the stove to smoke a bowl.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 28, 2018, 09:43:55 AM
Night terrors. Cheez-its. Repeatedly biting the same place on my tongue. "Guesstimate." Hunters trespassing on my land. This second death of Geoff Peterson. Eastenders' theme. Seeing lipstick on someone's teeth. Smelly people. Dogs dressed in outfits. Easily offended people. Bris-crashers. Most super hero movies. Amanda f**king Palmer. Charcoal-flavored gum.  When someone puts pop-rocks up my nose. The current crop of late-night tv talk shows. Ohio's flag. Stainless steel knives. Finding kleenexes left in someone's pocket when I'm doing laundry. Low blood sugar. My mother in law's inexaustible supply of silly euphemisms. Dogs' brief life spans. Lists that go on too long.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 28, 2018, 09:46:14 AM
And oh yeah: hate.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: sprite75 on November 28, 2018, 12:11:35 PM
When people at work put paper that has been printed on one side back in the printer to be reused.  It's one thing to do it at home if you know something is not important, but goddammit I hate it when people do it at work.  With the people who did that it was not about being environmentally aware or any of that.  It's just to put a thumb in someone else's eye.  I had stuff to print out and distribute that I couldn't do because some a***ole put used paper back in the printer, then I had to go and reprint it again, using twice as much paper as I did otherwise.

Another thing that irritates the f**k out of me is when people drive down a goddamn acceleration lane at 25 mph and don't speed up until they're already on the f**king highway.  It's called an acceleration lane for a f**king reason and people should be going the goddamn speed limit by the time they hit the highway.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 03:24:46 PM
robocallers

For a couple of months, the call forwarding & simultaneous ring doo dad I got with fios digital voice so that people wouldn't miss me started cutting off ALL my calls on the first ring, so I turned all that crap off on Monday, and now people keep calling me in the morning while I'm sleeping!

 :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 09:17:32 PM
ptsd attacks
I hate my life.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 09:36:00 PM
jobs sites that send me a hundred different ads & openings for everything BUT what I can do...


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 09:39:32 PM
online job applications
I swear, those things NEVER let me advance past the second page!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 28, 2018, 10:04:10 PM
Mild wasabi.... Heated swimming pools.... Walking face-first into a spiderweb.... Careless typos.... When my husband makes me mad on purpose, and why he does it.... Chewing gum.... Bad grammar.... Ax body spray.... Watching people eat.... The NRA.... Being forced to accept the limitations of my knowledge vis a vis The Big Questions.... Bad drivers.... Passing by the gym where my favorite bookstore used to be.... Memorial parks.... Waiting a year or two between cable TV seasons.... Egg drop soup.... The modern Labour Party.... Wasted time.... The way deer hunters try to look so scowling and badass in pictures of them standing above the dead herbivore they ambushed..... The smell of toad pee.... Humidity.... The part in Charlotte's Web when Charlotte dies.... Practically getting molested during every waxing session.... Gnats.... The attitudes of many Irish-Americans..... Clay court tennis.... PBS these days.... Some things I've done for my employer..... Murphy Brown.... Also Murphy Brown.... Nosy soccer moms..... When reality show contestants announce they're not there to "make friends"..... Aggressive vendors in malls..... The smell of burning hair.... Mole traps..... Seeing teeth lying in the open in a cremains scattering garden..... Indoor shooting ranges.... PTO.... Rampant curtailing of free speech.... When my cousin Dana forces me to admit she's been right in almost every prediction she's ever made about my life.... Going to morning Mass in Ireland.... People opening their phones during a movie.... French fries.... Sweet pickles.... Abbreviations in texting.... The Xbox-PS feud.... Wheel of Fortune.... Talking to someone who is wearing dark sunglasses.... The Silence of the Lambs.... And Zest soap, which turns to slime after about two uses!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on November 28, 2018, 10:57:08 PM
I don't really hate a lot of things.Cell phones, loose teeth, stepping barefoot in dog s**t.
My LIGHTER! taking a s**t!  :hot:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on November 28, 2018, 11:03:39 PM
When I wake up in the morning looking for my glasses...except they're on my face.  :bluesad:
I don't hate it so much as it just makes me realize how much of a dumb f**k I really am.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 11:08:09 PM
That sore throat I have for the rest of the day after shouting back at the creatures in my PTSD...


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 28, 2018, 11:18:55 PM
ptsd attacks
I hate my life.

I hope things soon get better for you.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 28, 2018, 11:33:37 PM
improv

I like doing drama & acting, & I've been told I should try stand up, but this is an improv town.

I hate this town.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 29, 2018, 12:12:45 AM
I hate my xxxxing toilet.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on November 29, 2018, 12:24:37 AM
I hate liver. Onions, mushrooms, I don't give a f**k. UGH!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 29, 2018, 12:30:29 AM
I hate  that new xxxxing commercial they're running constantly, every hour. The one with the sleeping old man's nose playing "flight of the bumblebee".  Kee-rist I hate that xxxxing commercial.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: El Misfit on November 29, 2018, 12:44:18 AM
Not hearing back from people who I messaged in hope of being social


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on November 29, 2018, 06:28:47 PM
Spiders that bite your lip in the middle of the night- and you wake up with a big swollen lip. And you gotta go to work and say all day- "A spider bite me!"


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 29, 2018, 09:36:17 PM
The pubic education system....

Thing that always tares me apart is how these monsters always get  the most beautiful, most glowing epitaphs for the evil that they've done.

Who knows, maybe someday, vengeance will innocently present it's self, and the gates of Hell will open, and I will stuff these monsters down myself!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 30, 2018, 12:51:43 AM
The pubic education system....

Thing that always tares me apart is how these monsters always get  the most beautiful, most glowing epitaphs for the evil that they've done.

Who knows, maybe someday, vengeance will innocently present it's self, and the gates of Hell will open, and I will stuff these monsters down myself!

Remind me to good karma you when I can,  I just karma'ed AHD for his taste in movies.

Here's what you need to know about the american education system.
https://youtu.be/ILQepXUhJ98

This country needs a replay of the French revolution,  but we need mostly corporate execs being lined up for the national razor,  if you dealt with them the government would get better by default.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 30, 2018, 02:16:07 AM

I hate liver. Onions, mushrooms, I don't give a f**k. UGH!
I never want to eat offal.  

Not hearing back from people who I messaged in hope of being social
I have a friend who I haven't heard back from, though I left a couple of voice msgs.  I resent that. 



Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 30, 2018, 02:53:23 AM
Properly seasoned and fried chicken livers are actually pretty great,  and a very good source of nutrients.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: indianasmith on November 30, 2018, 07:15:51 AM
The pubic education system....

Thing that always tares me apart is how these monsters always get  the most beautiful, most glowing epitaphs for the evil that they've done.

Who knows, maybe someday, vengeance will innocently present it's self, and the gates of Hell will open, and I will stuff these monsters down myself!

Remind me to good karma you when I can,  I just karma'ed AHD for his taste in movies.

Here's what you need to know about the american education system.
https://youtu.be/ILQepXUhJ98

This country needs a replay of the French revolution,  but we need mostly corporate execs being lined up for the national razor,  if you dealt with them the government would get better by default.


You just love the thought of killing people that you disagree with, don't you?


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 30, 2018, 10:02:41 AM
The pubic education system....

Yeah, but do we really want ignorant pubes?  :wink:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Alex on November 30, 2018, 10:09:04 AM
The pubic education system....

Yeah, but do we really want ignorant pubes?  :wink:

I prefer neatly trimmed ones.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 30, 2018, 10:18:33 AM
The pubic education system....

Yeah, but do we really want ignorant pubes?  :wink:

I prefer neatly trimmed ones.  :lookingup:

Ever had a Brazilian, though? I think they oughta be counted a religious experience for Catholics since every agonizing session takes time off Purgatory and forgives 30-50 venial offenses, like thinking the lady who carried the mail when you were a kid had scrawny legs. Buy a six-deal package deal and you can expiate ten mortal sins.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Alex on November 30, 2018, 11:06:05 AM
Never tried a Brazilian myself, although I did once have my legs waxed after a challange from a woman. Trousers felt seriously strange against my legs though after that.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 30, 2018, 02:33:37 PM
The pubic education system....

Thing that always tares me apart is how these monsters always get  the most beautiful, most glowing epitaphs for the evil that they've done.

Who knows, maybe someday, vengeance will innocently present it's self, and the gates of Hell will open, and I will stuff these monsters down myself!

Remind me to good karma you when I can,  I just karma'ed AHD for his taste in movies.

Here's what you need to know about the american education system.
https://youtu.be/ILQepXUhJ98

This country needs a replay of the French revolution,  but we need mostly corporate execs being lined up for the national razor,  if you dealt with them the government would get better by default.


You just love the thought of killing people that you disagree with, don't you?

https://religionnews.com/2018/11/05/a-washington-state-lawmakers-notes-on-biblical-war-threaten-his-re-election-bid/

I'm not in favor of killing those who "disagree with me". I am in favor of using whatever level of corce necessary to stop people from forcing their dominion on me.  I happen to believe there is a plutocratic oligarchy in america seeking more and more control over the lives of everyone and I believe people need to resist them and stop them.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 30, 2018, 02:49:48 PM
In other words, Sven, you force your dominion onto them? As for them forcing dominion onto you, I seriously doubt "they" or anyone in this world knows you exist, gives a damn about you, or takes you half as seriously as you do yourself. Serious advice, man: GROW UP. Get a job, get a car, get health insurance, get a relationship, have one of those babies you belittle as ugly, feel love for the first time, discover that happiness actually exists.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 30, 2018, 03:50:37 PM
In other words, Sven, you force your dominion onto them? As for them forcing dominion onto you, I seriously doubt "they" or anyone in this world knows you exist, gives a damn about you, or takes you half as seriously as you do yourself. Serious advice, man: GROW UP. Get a job, get a car, get health insurance, get a relationship, have one of those babies you belittle as ugly, feel love for the first time, discover that happiness actually exists.

If the only way to stop someone forcing their control over me is to stop them by force then yes.  We have religious groups wanting to impose tneir will on everyone by force,  corporate overlords wanting to force their control over peolecs lives thru economic force,  people wanting to force their social views on the nmajoroty of people thru force of law,  etc.  If it takes force to maintain some real liberty for most peolle then so be it.

Thru out history many groups have sought to force their control over others,  it usually required force to stop them.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 30, 2018, 04:28:26 PM
Go out tonight. You'll be amazed how much less suffocating life will feel when you're not so frustrated. Other people can be happy in this messed-up world, so don't you deserve happiness too?

I think you're sheltered, inexperienced, you haven't explored the real world much or connected with others, you are angry, jealous, bitter, you feel helpless, and you like to complain like a scared dog likes to bark. You have no idea how the world runs or how the average person lives, and you find it safe in your bubble of miserable illusions, and you're not brave enough to go out and challenge those convictions in the face of reality.

So your churn away in isolated unhappiness while around you the mass of humankind leads happier lives.

I just don't see why you want to sentence yourself to this prison of silliness and misery.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 30, 2018, 05:25:43 PM
indianasmith, don't think I enjoy this
I never enjoy these thoughts, I hate them
They hurt like hell

It has nothing to do with people i disagree with
what is has to do with is people believing they were entitled to inflicting their own hatred and pain on me because they happened to be older & taller than me, and now I'm going to be spending the rest of my life in a living hell for no reason other than for other people's own selfishness, hatred and hubris.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 30, 2018, 05:43:02 PM
indianasmith, don't think I enjoy this
I never enjoy these thoughts, I hate them
They hurt like hell

It has nothing to do with people i disagree with
what is has to do with is people believing they were entitled to inflicting their own hatred and pain on me because they happened to be older & taller than me, and now I'm going to be spending the rest of my life in a living hell for no reason other than for other people's own selfishness, hatred and hubris.

I think indy was addressing his comment to Sven, not you, it just looked like it was to you because your original post was included. Your issues sound real and it sounds like you try to deal with them. You're in a whole different universe from the pit of selfish misery Sven dwells in.

I'm not fan of public education either.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on November 30, 2018, 05:52:36 PM
I support public education,  I just don't like the way itcs being dine in america now.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on November 30, 2018, 06:04:09 PM
I think I got you figured out, Sven: you're selfish. Weigh the evidence.... You had a chance to serve on a jury and maybe right an injustice, help some poor soul out against a legal system you claim is railroading the poor, instead you announced you were going to go in there and create a big scene about you and your outlook on the legal system. In your mind it was all about your chance to fluff your ego. As if some overworked magistrate gives a good damn about your or what you think of the law, yet all you could think about was showing off and making sure everyone there found out what you believe. I could cite other examples all night but that one encapsulates it. You're not a revolutionary or a free thinker, you're a selfish egomaniac operating at the level of someone in high school.



Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: El Misfit on December 01, 2018, 01:07:09 AM
Living in Louisiana has shown me that the public education system is broken as s**t here. Mostly from Katrina and the previous governor and his croonies screwing up the financial situation.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: indianasmith on December 01, 2018, 03:34:27 AM
indianasmith, don't think I enjoy this
I never enjoy these thoughts, I hate them
They hurt like hell

It has nothing to do with people i disagree with
what is has to do with is people believing they were entitled to inflicting their own hatred and pain on me because they happened to be older & taller than me, and now I'm going to be spending the rest of my life in a living hell for no reason other than for other people's own selfishness, hatred and hubris.

I wasn't referring to you at all.  You seem unhappy but not vicious; although as an educator I will say that I am sorry the system treated you badly.
Sven, on the other hand, gets on my nerves with her never ending parade of hatred for virtually everyone on the planet.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 01, 2018, 05:42:10 AM
indianasmith, don't think I enjoy this
I never enjoy these thoughts, I hate them
They hurt like hell

It has nothing to do with people i disagree with
what is has to do with is people believing they were entitled to inflicting their own hatred and pain on me because they happened to be older & taller than me, and now I'm going to be spending the rest of my life in a living hell for no reason other than for other people's own selfishness, hatred and hubris.

I wasn't referring to you at all.  You seem unhappy but not vicious; although as an educator I will say that I am sorry the system treated you badly.
Sven, on the other hand, gets on my nerves with her never ending parade of hatred for virtually everyone on the planet.



Thanks for this, I needed a good laugh.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: indianasmith on December 01, 2018, 05:51:45 AM
Well, let's see - you hate Christians.  That's almost 2 billion people.
You hate Muslims, that's another billion and a half.
You hate Communists; there's another billion.
You hate capitalists; so maybe another half a billion or so there.
I haven't heard you give an opinion on Hindus or Buddhists yet.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 01, 2018, 08:10:15 AM
I hate bedbugs, cockroaches, fleas and lice.
I like ants and spiders (unless one bites me on the lip, of course.).


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on December 01, 2018, 12:47:21 PM
Well, let's see - you hate Christians.  That's almost 2 billion people.
You hate Muslims, that's another billion and a half.
You hate Communists; there's another billion.
You hate capitalists; so maybe another half a billion or so there.
I haven't heard you give an opinion on Hindus or Buddhists yet.

And Chinese, French, Alabamans, babies, conservatives, Walmart workers.....

Although I think maybe hate=collective jealousy.

One thing we found out Sven apparently likes: bondage. If I wasn't folding laundry with my other two hands, I'd post a link.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 01, 2018, 02:25:51 PM
Oh- I hated school too. Not because they did anything wrong. I was just was anti-social.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 01, 2018, 02:43:14 PM
I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Alex on December 01, 2018, 03:01:39 PM
When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on December 01, 2018, 03:22:38 PM
When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.

Muuuuust....noooot....tell....that one joke here!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 01, 2018, 03:43:58 PM
When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.

Muuuuust....noooot....tell....that one joke here!
That's a joke? 


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 01, 2018, 03:56:18 PM
I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.

Done that. You have my sympathy.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 01, 2018, 04:07:18 PM
I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.

Done that. You have my sympathy.

It hasn't grown back either. There's just hard wrinkled skin that looks like pork rind where a toenail was.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 01, 2018, 04:10:41 PM
When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises...  :hatred:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 01, 2018, 04:22:55 PM
When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises...  :hatred:

You really worry me, my friend. I ain't joking.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 01, 2018, 06:48:01 PM
When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises...  :hatred:

You really worry me, my friend. I ain't joking.
IKR
Thank God for WD40!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 02, 2018, 06:50:09 PM
I hate getting tiny rocks in my shoes when I walk somewhere. You gotta take off your shoe- even if it's real cold- and look for the f**king thing-while standing on one foot, because there's snow.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 02, 2018, 08:22:36 PM
I hate when I pour milk onto my Raisen Bran and it smells like cottage cheese.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 02, 2018, 08:27:44 PM
I hate and love at the same time when it gets so cold here, and we get so much snow, that the icilces from our roof reach the ground. Snow is higher than your knees (don't say it Lester!  :twirl:).


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: bob on December 05, 2018, 10:49:00 PM
math


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 07, 2018, 10:33:57 AM
I hate when I wake up in the morning and have a shot of Hair of the Dog. And after taking a big swig, find out there are fruit flies in the bottle.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on December 07, 2018, 03:43:12 PM
I hate when I wake up in the morning and have a shot of Hair of the Dog. And after taking a big swig, find out there are fruit flies in the bottle.  :bluesad:

Sorry, man, I'm sure that sucks, but I have to tell you, you really made me laugh.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 07, 2018, 03:54:20 PM
I hate when I wake up in the morning and have a shot of Hair of the Dog. And after taking a big swig, find out there are fruit flies in the bottle.  :bluesad:

Sorry, man, I'm sure that sucks, but I have to tell you, you really made me laugh.

That made me laugh too... it's like when I decided to finish a box of opened Dots... and eating the gummies... and an earwig crawled out...  :hatred: :bouncegiggle: 

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Earwig_on_white_background.jpg)


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: indianasmith on December 07, 2018, 08:34:27 PM
When I go to smite someone's karma and hit the wrong &%&$^! BUTTON!!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 08, 2018, 08:03:34 PM
Colds.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Trevor on December 11, 2018, 06:43:17 AM
Never tried a Brazilian myself, although I did once have my legs waxed after a challange from a woman. Trousers felt seriously strange against my legs though after that.

I know this will probably gross a lot of people out but a few years ago, I was a pretty active cross dresser and I never had hair anywhere except on my head, eyelashes and eyebrows. Not having leg hair felt really weird, especially if I had a bath.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 11, 2018, 07:04:56 AM
When I go to smite someone's karma and hit the wrong &%&$^! BUTTON!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!



Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 11, 2018, 07:07:07 AM
Do unentertaining bad movies count?


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 11, 2018, 07:09:21 AM
Colds.
Flus are worse.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Olivia Bauer on December 11, 2018, 09:20:14 AM
Cars. These things are the #1 cause of death in the US.
I'm always terrified on a crosswalk. I find crosswalks so bizarre conceptually.
Little paths that if you walk on them at the wrong time the punishment is death. Yet, you're expected to be constantly moving across these things.
Even when it's during the allotted time you're allowed to cross you may die anyway because of some impatient a***ole or a drunk driver.

Being in a car is even more scary since a crash could happen at any second, but you still need to do it.
These things are extremely expensive and can only move when filled with a liquid which the planet only has a limited amount of.
The price for this liquid constantly goes up and it destroys the environment slowly leading us to an apocalypse.
You can get a car that doesn't use this liquid but they're unbelievably expensive.
If when you follow all of the rules of the road and don't get in an accident a head or tail light may decide to suddenly die and you need to shell out money to get it fixed.

f**k cars.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 11, 2018, 11:42:21 AM
Cars. These things are the #1 cause of death in the US.
I'm always terrified on a crosswalk. I find crosswalks so bizarre conceptually.
Little paths that if you walk on them at the wrong time the punishment is death. Yet, you're expected to be constantly moving across these things.
Even when it's during the allotted time you're allowed to cross you may die anyway because of some impatient a***ole or a drunk driver.

Being in a car is even more scary since a crash could happen at any second, but you still need to do it.
These things are extremely expensive and can only move when filled with a liquid which the planet only has a limited amount of.
The price for this liquid constantly goes up and it destroys the environment slowly leading us to an apocalypse.
You can get a car that doesn't use this liquid but they're unbelievably expensive.
If when you follow all of the rules of the road and don't get in an accident a head or tail light may decide to suddenly die and you need to shell out money to get it fixed.

f**k cars.
I have not owned a car since 2000. I have not had a drivers liscence since 1985.
Meaning I bought cars since 1985 for my wives.
I never paid insurance on them,because I didn't have the money.
I never drove them,because I was a drunk. That's why I lost my driving privliges for 5 years, and decided if I wanted to drink or drive. I choose drinking. I walked to my job. I lived close to town and grocery store and the laundrymat. If it was a blizzard, I washed clothes in the tub.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: El Misfit on December 11, 2018, 12:03:55 PM
Being drunk. I don't find it pleasant to sleep in the bathroom.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 11, 2018, 02:30:13 PM
Being drunk. I don't find it pleasant to sleep in the bathroom.

I miss wine sniffing, but you're right...
Sometime in my late twenties, I found I wasn't enjoying it anymore, and eventually stopped...


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 14, 2018, 02:03:41 PM
You walk up to the rest room door....
You rap on the door; No answer.
You jiggle the handle; Not locked.
So you walk on in, and the jack@$$ who thinks you're psychic or something glares like "WTF is wrong with you?"

Yeah, I really hate that.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on December 14, 2018, 02:23:39 PM
Being drunk.

I agree, it's disorienting when someone drinks you.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 14, 2018, 02:27:48 PM
Being drunk. I don't find it pleasant to sleep in the bathroom.

I miss wine sniffing, but you're right...
Sometime in my late twenties, I found I wasn't enjoying it anymore, and eventually stopped...

I drink. I don't sleep in bathrooms. Not since the 1980's at least.
I don't drink till I puke drunk. I haven't done that for decades. I'm having a glass of whiskey right now, though.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 14, 2018, 05:18:33 PM
Being drunk.

I agree, it's disorienting when someone drinks you.

You read HGTTG?


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on December 23, 2018, 12:12:38 PM

Unearned glory.

There was a man yesterday standing outside a store dressed as a (VERY) decorated United States Marine, with a sign that said:

HELP ME HELP HOMELESS VETS AT CHRISTMASTIME

I was going to give him money but I thought, come on, to be that decorated this fellow would have to be the second coming of John Basilone, so I talked to him about his service and it took me ten seconds to figure out he had not earned the medals on his chest and had no idea what the medals were (I didn't know many myself) and within thirty seconds I would have bet my house on the fact he was never a Marine in his life, so I confronted him and he protested I was mistaken, and I said you know, most police officers have a military background, let's get a second opinion.

The conman may not have been a Marine but he sure was a fast runner.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 23, 2018, 02:51:18 PM
When you pour milk onto your cereal and and it looks and smells like cottage cheese.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 02, 2019, 12:30:10 AM
Credit cards
I always get in over my head, to the point that I coulda bought a motorcycle........


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 02, 2019, 03:48:34 AM
Sharts.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: retrorussell on January 02, 2019, 06:10:56 AM
I hate getting the f*** zapped out of me when I touch a car door!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on January 02, 2019, 09:51:05 AM
Sharts.
For someone who says he's not gay, you sure are scatological, lol.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: 316zombie on January 04, 2019, 08:01:52 PM
potholes.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 05, 2019, 08:08:05 PM
Forgetting where you put your glasses. And it doesn't help when you can't see s**t to help you find them!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 05, 2019, 08:12:06 PM
When you think your gonna fart and you squirt s**t down your leg. In public it's really bad.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on January 06, 2019, 07:48:20 AM
A$$holes who insist on texting or using their cellphones in other annoying ways in the movie theater during the film..


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: 316zombie on January 06, 2019, 03:35:07 PM
people who have the nerve to get angry with me because my phone doesn't get "text". dumarse, i can't answer a text i never got, and i'm NOT going to waste money on a silly phone i don't want or need simply to get a text from YOU. my landline works just fine, try CALLING.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2019, 03:47:20 PM
Forgetting where you put your glasses. And it doesn't help when you can't see s**t to help you find them!

I spend at least 5 minutes a day searching for my glasses, keys, or wallet. Based on current projections I'm expecting that number to double by the end of 2019. It is annoying.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 06, 2019, 03:48:05 PM
Waking up in the middle of the night to answer nature's call, & not realizing for two hours that you're not gonna get back to sleep unless you do something that's going to wake you back up in a few hours...


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Alex on January 06, 2019, 03:51:27 PM
Forgetting where you put your glasses. And it doesn't help when you can't see s**t to help you find them!

I spend at least 5 minutes a day searching for my glasses, keys, or wallet. Based on current projections I'm expecting that number to double by the end of 2019. It is annoying.

I absolutely have to put things like my glasses in the same place every night or I have no chance of finding them quickly the next day. Almost tempted to do a shadow board with spaces for my keys, wallet, glasses, towel (never go anywhere without your towel), ID and so on.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: ER on January 06, 2019, 04:06:08 PM
I don't HATE this but it's a little annoyingly funny, though, it's also just how this person is, but I have a friend who several times, including today has gotten peeved with me because: "You didn't tell me you didn't get that email."

Uhhh.....?


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 13, 2019, 02:31:13 PM
Every time the local news hypes up some sort of 'get rich quick scheme' to get people to watch, only to find it's some rich financial adviser telling other rich people how they could save a hundred thousand bucks over the next twenty years by NOT spending six bucks a day on lattes.

Gimme a *&%$#@! Break!
I'm lucky if I can afford a three dollar latte once a month!


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 13, 2019, 05:31:02 PM
When I get a rock in my shoe when I'm walking and there's lotsa snow and it's cold.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: indianasmith on January 13, 2019, 06:20:15 PM
People who still spread the ridiculous rumor about vaccines causing autism when it's been debunked by multiple studies.
That stupid sh** gets kids killed.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: bob on January 13, 2019, 07:27:22 PM
Bucky Larson, green olives, Roger Goodel, icy roads


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 13, 2019, 07:32:17 PM
When I sneeze on somebody.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 13, 2019, 09:40:09 PM
I hate when you do that too. 



Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Alex on January 14, 2019, 04:43:04 AM
The smell of fish.

Brussell Sprouts.


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 14, 2019, 05:36:09 AM
People who still spread the ridiculous rumor about vaccines causing autism when it's been debunked by multiple studies.
That stupid sh** gets kids killed.

Ok Indy you  won't  get the papa nurgle reference but you'll get the rest.

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/c58ee06ed246b373c4fdde0da1a07164/tumblr_p1rfuu9jQJ1ssywogo1_500.jpg)


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 14, 2019, 02:56:47 PM
.When a dog starts to dry hump my leg.
.When I laugh while I'm drinking something and choke and spit it all over.
. Getting a big hacker in my mouth in public, and no where to spit it. So I have to swallow it.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: THINGS you hate!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 14, 2019, 06:25:38 PM
.When a dog starts to dry hump my leg.
.When I laugh while I'm drinking something and choke and spit it all over.
. Getting a big hacker in my mouth in public, and no where to spit it. So I have to swallow it.  :bluesad:

If it's  Russian yiu can turn it into the FBI for a reward...