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Title: Your favorite personal riffs on bad movies. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 18, 2019, 03:31:58 PM Share your favorite personal riffs on bad movies.
Frankenstein meets the space monster. When the Evil Dr. Nadir is explaining conditions on mars after a global nuclear war. "The lucky ones are dead." Me: "Is he talking about the audience? " " Of the rest, some will go mad. The others will slowly rot away and die in gradual agony " Me: "He's definitely talking about the audience. " Title: Re: Your favorite personal riffs on bad movies. Post by: Rev. Powell on January 19, 2019, 12:31:18 PM BREEDERS:
[B-movie actress is hospitalized and being questioned by a detective about her traumatic alien rape] "I can't remember..." Me: My next line! "I can't remember!" Me: My next line! Title: Re: Your favorite personal riffs on bad movies. Post by: LilCerberus on January 19, 2019, 03:03:22 PM Gappa the Triphibian is so predictable, it just come so naturally....
The camera pans past a silent radio Me: DEAD AIR! DEAD AIR! A guy fishing sees lights in the water ME: Hey, you caught a Buick. A party scene right before Gappa's parents show up ME: Who is strangling the cat? Gappa's parents poke their heads out of the water ME: Alright! Let's go step on something! I could go on & on, but you really need to see it for yourselves. Title: Re: Your favorite personal riffs on bad movies. Post by: El Misfit on January 21, 2019, 12:16:16 AM In Manos, when the father goes after the dog and finds it dead:
"Well there goes the talent." |