Movies => Bad Movies => Topic started by: Gabriel Knight on February 04, 2019, 08:26:55 AM

Title: After Last Season (2009)
Post by: Gabriel Knight on February 04, 2019, 08:26:55 AM
So I finally managed to watch this... thing, thanks to an uploader in YouTube. I'm interested in knowing if anyone has more information about the background of it. Was it actually a scam? Like, did the people behind it stole the money and ran away, or something like that? I mean, it costed 5 millions to make, somehow.

I think that a movie about the scam behind After Last Season could be a great concept. I believe The Producers have a similar concept, I haven't watched it.

For those who haven't watched After Last Season... imagine Birdemic, but instead of birds, we have a murder in some place, with an invisible guy runnning around, and really s**tty CGI.

Title: Re: After Last Season (2009)
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 04, 2019, 10:52:31 AM
My review contains a lot of info and further links:

Be sure to read the comments too, there are more links there.

It did not cost $5 million to make, that's just a lie by the producer/director.

Title: Re: After Last Season (2009)
Post by: Gabriel Knight on February 04, 2019, 12:40:56 PM
Many thanks for the review! It is indeed a mind-boggling experience, and I'm right now shocked at the very existence of it. Birdemic was terrible, but in a funny way because of the main premise of the film. This one is just... WTF...
I've found another article which is quite interesting:

I honestly feel that a movie about the making of ALS would be simply awesome. I can already imagine the cardboard!

Title: Re: After Last Season (2009)
Post by: Trevor on February 07, 2019, 04:21:57 AM
A funny review from the IMDB  :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

Okay so I just watched this movie and I don't think reality is real anymore. This is not a movie is good. I mean this is not a good movie. I mean this is not a movie. Does this count as a movie? I have no idea. what is even happening anymore.
I struggled to find the movie in this movie. By the end of watching it I was begging for mercy and got none. It's a mess and will always be a mess no matter how you watch it. It's not even funny ironically. I can't watch this again. Never. Again.

I'd rather eat a mountain of rocks while being bombarded with pirate beavers while trying to beat all of the Dark Souls games than to watch another minute of this horrible excuse for a movie. I'm done. If I ever have to lay a finger on this movie again then I'm gonna delete the internet.

Well, I guess it's time for me to do what I always do and list everything I think about the movie (if I can)

Plot: "None" NA/NA

Acting: "Hobo-level" 2/10

Audio: "Underground cave" 4/10 4/10 4/10

Music: "Fell asleep on keyboard" Kazoo/Orchestra

Sets: "Trip to the recycle center" Cardboard/10

Animation: "First time on a computer" 2/10

Editing: "Windows movie maker" 10/100-,000,000,000,000

Overall: "Atrocity to end all atrocities" Torture session/10

Recommended price: -1,247,639,452,946,393,649,236,492,649 dollars

Do not buy After Last Season. Do quote me on that.

Acting: Hobo level  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Title: Re: After Last Season (2009)
Post by: Gabriel Knight on February 07, 2019, 09:32:30 AM
The worst part is that he's right in all points. People should get paid for actually watching the movie. The acting sucks, but the script is even worse: most of the times they talk about random crap that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, which barely makes sense anyways.

It is a contender for the worst movie ever made, no doubts about it.

Title: Re: After Last Season (2009)
Post by: A.J. Bauer on February 07, 2019, 09:43:13 AM
and really s**tty CGI

You forgot to mention that the CGI is just simple geometric shapes floating in a white void.