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Title: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 09, 2019, 01:19:38 AM On another board someone made a post involving fried spam. I said "Spam. Don't knock it until you've fried it. "
Don't knock it until you've fried it.... Hmmmmm Ok I totally corrupted an old saying. And did a funny job of it. What old sayings can you corrupt? Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: ER on February 09, 2019, 01:58:21 PM Labour isn't twerking.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: indianasmith on February 09, 2019, 09:20:00 PM When in Rome, the guilty dog gathers no moss!!
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Trevor on February 10, 2019, 03:55:30 AM When in doubt: get the heck out! :teddyr:
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 10, 2019, 04:07:48 AM Don't sell a man's shorts.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 10, 2019, 04:08:40 AM When in Rome, do as the goths do.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 10, 2019, 04:09:26 AM Rome wasn't sacked in a day.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Pacman000 on February 13, 2019, 03:38:25 PM A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it has no hands.
A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it's a 24 hr clock. A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it includes a calendar function. Repeat a lie often enough & ...everyone will call you an idiot. Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: indianasmith on February 13, 2019, 05:50:53 PM If at first you don't succeed, do as Romans do!
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: LilCerberus on February 13, 2019, 10:28:09 PM If life gives you lemons, then you're probably going to have to start looking for another job soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: LilCerberus on February 13, 2019, 10:30:09 PM If a tree falls in a forest, then what did it fall out?
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Flangepart on February 15, 2019, 03:01:41 PM Don't count your turkeys before they're patched.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: LilCerberus on February 15, 2019, 08:37:09 PM If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then you might wanna lay off the stuff for a bit....
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: retrorussell on February 15, 2019, 10:12:24 PM Don't look a gift horse in the butt, or you'll get kicked.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Alex on February 16, 2019, 06:09:06 AM Don't carry all your eggs in one basket. Get someone else to carry them for you instead.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 16, 2019, 06:43:03 AM Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: Pacman000 on February 16, 2019, 01:51:48 PM If a car dealer gives you lemons, call the state district attorney.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: LilCerberus on February 19, 2019, 11:03:03 PM A penny saved is a dead weight in your pocket, but a cool way to make an old toaster explode.
Title: Re: Corrupt an old saying. Post by: El Misfit on February 20, 2019, 01:23:11 PM Hug the police.
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