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Title: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 04, 2019, 09:37:32 AM
Ok, peopel here think I pick on various Christians faiths like i'm some anti-christian.

Well,  I also bust on Islam,  i'm not a hypocrite who slams Christianity by wonct slam Islam. Believe me I do.

Now this picture came across my news feed today, it's a statue of the Hindi god shiva which is outside he CERN particle collider in Switzerland.

(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/53229649_2549246898480775_5614275434221928448_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=94af4d2451df5a09163be1afa52271a1&oe=5D2537E4)

Someone observed that shiva is dancing on the back of the ignorant.

I simply said that perhaps instead if dancing on the back of the ignorant shiva could extend one of his numerous hands down and try to educate and uplift the ignorant.

So,  hey, don't think I pick on any particular religion,  i'm an equal opportunity skeptic.



Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 04, 2019, 10:34:03 AM
I think most folks here know you don't believe in anything. Dam. Thats not very revealing.
It's a fantastic statue, whatever it represents.
Yeah-you hate Christians, Islam, Hinduism,-f**k all that.
Most of these folks are fine. It's fanatics who f**k s**t up. And your a fanatic of your own beliefs.
Mellow out, man.



Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 04, 2019, 10:37:59 AM
I think most folks here know you don't believe in anything. Dam. Thats not very revealing.
It's a fantastic statue, whatever it represents.
Yeah-you hate Christians, Islam, Buddism,-f**k all that.
Most of these folks are fine. It's fanatics who f**k s**t up. And your a fanatic of your own beliefs.
Mellow out, man.


Or you could see it as I think whenever possible the ignorant should be educated instead of downtrodden,  if you wnto se ea positive side of it.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 04, 2019, 10:44:04 AM
I think most folks here know you don't believe in anything. Dam. Thats not very revealing.
It's a fantastic statue, whatever it represents.
Yeah-you hate Christians, Islam, Buddism,-f**k all that.
Most of these folks are fine. It's fanatics who f**k s**t up. And your a fanatic of your own beliefs.
Mellow out, man.


Or you could see it as I think whenever possible the ignorant should be educated instead of downtrodden,  if you wnto se ea positive side of it.

Well, maybe Shiva could teach you how to spell! Dam! Are you drunk this early? And if not-WHY in Shiva's name do you misspell even the simplest of words?  :question:
If you really believed that you would stop screaming at people about how wrong they are. You don't teach by forcing your beliefs down someone's throat.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: indianasmith on March 04, 2019, 06:18:02 PM
I have the world's sexiest nostrils.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Pacman000 on March 04, 2019, 06:51:38 PM
I wear glasses & have no real interest in getting contacts.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 05, 2019, 01:14:37 AM
I have the world's sexiest nostrils.

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 05, 2019, 01:15:42 AM
I wear glasses & have no real interest in getting contacts.

Same here: been wearing specs since I was 11.  :smile:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 05, 2019, 01:16:42 AM
I am the son of a two-fisted feminist and a former street thug who later became a cop.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 05, 2019, 01:48:51 AM
I am the son of a two-fisted feminist and a former street thug who later became a cop.  :teddyr:

A feminist in south africa? Trev,  your mother must have been a remarkably strong and brave woman. She has my admiration.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 05, 2019, 01:55:47 AM
I am the son of a two-fisted feminist and a former street thug who later became a cop.  :teddyr:

A feminist in south africa? Trev,  your mother must have been a remarkably strong and brave woman. She has my admiration.

She still is strong and brave and she raised me: that is grounds to be awarded a Congressional Medal of Honor and a Victoria Cross for bravery.  :smile: :thumbup:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 05, 2019, 01:59:03 AM
I kinda cried a little at the end of terminator 2.

If there is a god I think he should be like this guy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttevamkS6gw&t=251s

I wish more peolle we're like doctors without borders.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 05, 2019, 02:00:01 AM
I am the son of a two-fisted feminist and a former street thug who later became a cop.  :teddyr:

A feminist in south africa? Trev,  your mother must have been a remarkably strong and brave woman. She has my admiration.

She still is strong and brave and she raised me: that is grounds to be awarded a Congressional Medal of Honor and a Victoria Cross for bravery.  :smile: :thumbup:

Ok OK I karma'ed you already!  ;)

And i'm glad your mom is still here. <3


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 05, 2019, 04:05:44 AM
I was abused as a child and as an adolescent: People who know me well (and have children) will quite happily let me keep an eye on those kids as they know I will not harm them nor will I let any harm come to them. In short, the abuse stops with me: it does not go any further than me. My parents wanted to kill my abusers but I told them it was not worth it.

I was born in Rhodesia [now Zimbabwe].

My birthday is Sept 11, unfortunately.

I speak two languages fluently and can curse in most languages.  :wink:

That is me in my profile pic, blocking Daisy Ridley's shot.  :wink:



Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: 316zombie on March 05, 2019, 11:29:42 PM
i'm terrified of gas ovens and will NOT use them.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 06, 2019, 02:16:04 AM
i'm terrified of gas ovens and will NOT use them.

The only gas allowed in my home is the gas which sometimes comes out of me  :wink:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 06, 2019, 03:44:22 AM
I like strawberry flavored applesauce.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 06, 2019, 04:27:51 AM
From 1980 - 1984, I attended an English public school - in Africa! That is why I sound so weird when I speak: people think I'm British.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2oF9hcZpW6EISDLgA7QBFQQRN9Cw7kwC35vH4E3QPmB2Es5Jv)

This is the school assembly hall.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 06, 2019, 04:34:26 AM
This is the city hall in  my home town of Gweru, Zimbabwe: I haven't been home since 1997.  :bluesad:

(http://businessdaily.co.zw/public/images/articles/Gweru.jpg)


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: claws on March 06, 2019, 06:32:20 AM
I like to fancy up store-bought potato salad. I usually transform them into a Japanese style potato salad. Not trying to fool anyone because the potatoes pretty much always taste store-bought, but with the added ingredients it is sometimes hard to tell the difference. When people try it and say "not bad" or "pretty good" I know I did a good job at dressing up the taters.

Of course I could cook my own potatoes but I kind of enjoy this little food challenge.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: indianasmith on March 06, 2019, 06:58:13 AM
I once, briefly, long ago, held a live Australian Death Adder.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 06, 2019, 07:05:17 AM
I once, briefly, long ago, held a live Australian Death Adder.

I'm not scared of snakes but that is one fearsome looking thing.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2019, 09:01:30 AM
i'm terrified of gas ovens and will NOT use them.

The only gas allowed in my home is the gas which sometimes comes out of me  :wink:
I prefer gas. Electric stoves are a pain in the ass.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: 316zombie on March 06, 2019, 01:49:49 PM
my momma was severely burned when our oven blew up when i was a kid, hence my fear.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 06, 2019, 01:58:35 PM
I'm only 50, but I suddenly find myself thinking about my own death a lot, preparing for it, getting comfortable with the reality. I hope I outlive my parents for their sake; I hope I don't outlive my brother and his kids for their sake.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2019, 04:41:17 PM
I'm only 50, but I suddenly find myself thinking about my own death a lot, preparing for it, getting comfortable with the reality. I hope I outlive my parents for their sake; I hope I don't outlive my brother and his kids for their sake.
Yeah, I thought about it alot too, but now...not so much. I already know I'm on borrowed time. So f**k it!
Everyone dies at the End.  :drink:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2019, 04:50:07 PM
I had a dream when I was 5 years old that a bald guy who looked like Uncle Fester was peering over my bed.
It terrified me.
This is when we lived in the Bronx.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2019, 04:59:18 PM
my momma was severely burned when our oven blew up when i was a kid, hence my fear.

I had an oven blow up on me!  I turned the oven on and was cooking pot pies.
At least I thought I was cooking them. My stove pilot went out. Which happens one in a while. But I didn't check to see if it lit before I closed the oven.
I went in their 45 minutes later- and my food was cold.
So, like a dumb ass, I flic my Bic to see what the problem was- BOOM! I flew across the room! The stove actually jumped off the f**king floor!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 07, 2019, 01:50:38 AM
my momma was severely burned when our oven blew up when i was a kid, hence my fear.

I had an oven blow up on me!  I turned the oven on and was cooking pot pies.
At least I thought I was cooking them. My stove pilot went out. Which happens one in a while. But I didn't check to see if it lit before I closed the oven.
I went in their 45 minutes later- and my food was cold.
So, like a dumb ass, I flic my Bic to see what the problem was- BOOM! I flew across the room! The stove actually jumped off the f**king floor!  :buggedout:

Yikes  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 07, 2019, 01:53:11 AM
I grew up during a war: I didn't serve but my family did.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesian_Bush_War (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesian_Bush_War)

My birth country has a very, very painful history.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: 316zombie on March 08, 2019, 02:49:07 PM
the fire department never did figure out why it blew up, so it was judged as a" gas surge", and we had electric stoves forever after. it's always a struggle for me at work, because the phobia is so bad i have to get someone else to turn it on and put things in and take them out for me. and i constantly check the knobs to make sure the ovens are off... it's weird, i don't have an issue with the gas fryers, grills or burners, just the ovens.
 


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 08, 2019, 03:06:48 PM
You were young when it happened, I reckon. I was 25.
And I was drunk too. My immediate thought was that Laurel and Hardy short where Hardy blows up the oven and he flys across the room. Because that's what happened. Burned my eyebrows and lashes,trimmed the front of my hair and turned my face red!


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Pacman000 on March 08, 2019, 03:25:24 PM
:bouncegiggle:

Wish I could karma you for that RC.

What's funny in a movie may not be funny in real life. Then again Stan Laurel said slapstick depends more on the characters' reactions than the events themselves. Was someone there to do a double take? ;)


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 08, 2019, 03:39:31 PM
:bouncegiggle:

Wish I could karma you for that RC.

What's funny in a movie may not be funny in real life. Then again Stan Laurel said slapstick depends more on the characters' reactions than the events themselves. Was someone there to do a double take? ;)

Nah- I was by myself.  I turned off the gas and had another drink.  :drink:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 09, 2019, 12:51:44 AM
Yesterday was 27 years since my Dad died.  Today is two years since my Mom died. 


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: 316zombie on March 09, 2019, 12:18:03 PM
yes, RC, i was 5.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: 316zombie on March 09, 2019, 12:19:09 PM
36 years ago today, i made the smartest move i've ever made. i married curtis. :cheers:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Pacman000 on March 10, 2019, 09:47:11 AM
Happy anniversary!


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Pacman000 on March 10, 2019, 02:57:12 PM
Smilies I like:

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Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: 316zombie on March 10, 2019, 05:12:28 PM
thank you!  :cheers:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: indianasmith on March 10, 2019, 11:06:54 PM
Tomorrow I will be teaching a special "Enrichment Week" class on writing.  I did this class two years ago and had three students sign up for it; this year I had NINE!!!


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 19, 2019, 02:39:46 AM
I don't  burp.

Babies burp.

Tupperware burps.

I belch.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: FatFreddysCat on March 19, 2019, 12:51:24 PM
I placed fifth in the North Jersey Spelling Bee in 1984.

(https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/11279501.jpg)
Actual newspaper photo of 13-year-old me during the contest.

(Hair by weed whacker, shirt courtesy of Krusty's Rodeo Klown Outlet Store, apparently...)

I wrote a blog about the experience a couple of years ago if anyone is inclined to read such things:
https://letterpile.com/memoirs/I-Was-a-Spelling-Bee-Washout


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: indianasmith on March 19, 2019, 02:28:52 PM
I put my left knee through the side of an aquarium when I was in fifth grade and have the scar to this day.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 19, 2019, 03:12:09 PM
I collect Mad magazines and paperbacks. Anything MAD related from the 50's 60's and 70's! Great stuff!  :thumbup:

Oh- I wasn't circumsized.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 19, 2019, 06:35:16 PM
That's ok,  RCM. Sometimes when the doctor does a circumscion he throws away the wrong piece.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: El Misfit on March 19, 2019, 10:10:21 PM
I have a scar by my right eye when a lacrosse pole bottom hit me there.
I evacuated from two different hurricanes in the span of two weeks
I would be an extreme alcoholic if I still loved the taste of bourbon.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 19, 2019, 11:54:17 PM
I stole comic books back in the '70's by buying a Famous Monsters magazine, or a Creepy- and I would sneak a Captain America or Sgt. Fury in the middle of the larger mags. Got away with it every time.I only did it 3 times. I got scared.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 20, 2019, 11:17:05 AM
I have hydroceles. Big 'uns.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: FatFreddysCat on March 20, 2019, 01:07:14 PM
I stole comic books back in the '70's by buying a Famous Monsters magazine, or a Creepy- and I would sneak a Captain America or Sgt. Fury in the middle of the larger mags. Got away with it every time.I only did it 3 times. I got scared.

I used a similar trick to snag a Hustler or High Society mag off the newsstand every once in a while when I was a teenager  -- I'd hide it in the middle of the Sunday newspaper. :D


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 20, 2019, 08:21:07 PM
I have hydroceles. Big 'uns.

https://youtu.be/2uxRsd3EI1I

Hey, I had to do that... :teddyr:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: bob on March 20, 2019, 08:48:17 PM
I'm not wearing any panties  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: El Misfit on March 21, 2019, 10:12:05 AM
I'm not wearing any panties  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Is it because you gave those to Trevor?  :twirl: :tongueout:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 22, 2019, 01:31:12 AM
I'm not wearing any panties  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 22, 2019, 01:32:08 AM
I'm not wearing any panties  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Is it because you gave those to Trevor?  :twirl: :tongueout:

 :buggedout: +  :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

I buys me own  :wink: :wink:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 22, 2019, 01:38:58 AM
I can't turn book pages with my right hand.
I have a cup of coffee each night before I go to sleep.
I wear my watch on my right wrist even though I'm right handed.
I have never driven a left hand drive car.
I am a nerd but I love sports (playing and watching)



Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Alex on March 22, 2019, 03:55:37 AM
Apparently the way I browse the internet is unusual (when I see a link to a page that interests me, I'll open it and then continue on the page I am on going back to the diversion some hours, days or in some cases weeks later).

I get a kick out of giving bullies a taste of their own medicine. Goes back to the day when I was 11 or 12 when some guy just walked up to me and spat in my face in the classroom and I threw him across the room. He found out that day that I'd just been ignoring him previously rather than being afraid of him.

I love watching peoples faces as they watch 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' for the first time. The less they know about it in advance the better.

I am confused by people who claim they are both pro life and pro gun. Guns are designed for taking lives.

Since my son has been born, I've noticed several of my views that are completely unrelated to children have changed.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 22, 2019, 05:16:41 AM
Apparently the way I browse the internet is unusual (when I see a link to a page that interests me, I'll open it and then continue on the page I am on going back to the diversion some hours, days or in some cases weeks later).

I get a kick out of giving bullies a taste of their own medicine. Goes back to the day when I was 11 or 12 when some guy just walked up to me and spat in my face in the classroom and I threw him across the room. He found out that day that I'd just been ignoring him previously rather than being afraid of him.

I love watching peoples faces as they watch 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' for the first time. The less they know about it in advance the better.

I am confused by people who claim they are both pro life and pro gun. Guns are designed for taking lives.

Since my son has been born, I've noticed several of my views that are completely unrelated to children have changed.



People who are "pro life" and pro gun aren't really pro life. (Btw you know a lot of pro liters are pro death  penalty?)  They're more like this:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PPIixsI6Pes/TrLO8c0hjNI/AAAAAAAAktM/vpM1lRpVVHY/s1600/Jesus_and_Mo_abortion.jpg)


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: 316zombie on March 23, 2019, 01:39:53 AM
i recently discovered that i can imitate my hubby's voice well enough to fool his boss!


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 28, 2019, 09:02:59 AM
I get a kick out of giving bullies a taste of their own medicine. Goes back to the day when I was 11 or 12 when some guy just walked up to me and spat in my face in the classroom and I threw him across the room. He found out that day that I'd just been ignoring him previously rather than being afraid of him.

 :thumbup: :thumbup:

Reminds me of my second year in high school when the main school bully smirked, told his friends "Watch me take this nerd [me] down." The end result: he had a serious concussion (from a rugby boot to the head] and people left me alone after that.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on March 29, 2019, 04:50:19 AM
Horror films don't scare me as a rule: my heart might beat faster and I might do a slight seat jump but nothing more than that and certainly no screaming.

However, if a drama or a action film or any other genre has scary moments in it - the dream sequence in Still Of The Night  :buggedout:, the interrogation with the severed and reconstructed head in Gorky Park  :buggedout: or the faceless killer in The Crimson Rivers and others - those scare me.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-97zsFNwsc9z9PmwRdd3JVumW4rBcdPnIyHE-DduwFVz_hPZjKw)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMGQyZGJjZGYtYTZhYS00MjExLWI2OTYtMmQ0OGY5MTY0ZWNjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzMzMjU5NDY@._V1_.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTENGTnHgldufIvanfqhzByuOvoPaEgfB7TrJH-wYb5vEyZfJLQ)


The scariest film I have ever seen is the SA film Jannie Totsiens [Johnny Farewell] which, although it is a psychological horror film, is also a midnight black comedy.


Title: Re: Reveal something about yourself.
Post by: Trevor on April 01, 2019, 06:12:19 AM
Apart from a small beer shandy now and then, I don't touch liquor at all. Not even wine or champagne.