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Title: Florida Man sang his way in to trouble Post by: sprite75 on April 16, 2019, 07:22:48 PM How did I know this was going to be at The Villages (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/crooner-gets-cuffed-279503)
Quote A retiree was arrested after serenading a female neighbor with an original song that referred to her as a “b***h” and a “witch,” according to Florida court records. Police say Robert Mirabella, 62, played guitar and sang his original composition last Saturday morning while on the front porch of a residence in Wildwood, a city that includes portions of The Villages, the sprawling retirement community. The woman said she was sitting on her front porch when Mirabella “started to play the guitar and sing on the front porch” of the neighboring home. The woman heard Mirabella croon, “There is a neighbor who was a b***h” and “I see her now, she’s just a witch.” Upset by Mirabella’s lyrics, the woman “recorded the song with her cell phone” and called cops. An officer reported that the victim was “visibly upset” by Mirabella’s performance and that the song had affected her peace and quiet “a lot.” Title: Re: Florida Man sang his way in to trouble Post by: RCMerchant on April 16, 2019, 07:36:59 PM :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
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