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Title: I gotta use the bathroom.
Post by: sprite75 on June 13, 2019, 08:43:34 AM
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I gotta use the bathroom.
Tough s**t.  You should have gone before we left.


Title: Re: I gotta use the bathroom.
Post by: retrorussell on June 13, 2019, 01:45:10 PM
Ugh-- you farted!  I thought there was no wind in space!


Title: Re: I gotta use the bathroom.
Post by: Alex on June 13, 2019, 03:55:01 PM
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Look I saw this on this old tv show called Buck Rogers. All we have to do is sleep for 500 years and when we wake up all the chicks are really hot and want to bang us.


Title: Re: I gotta use the bathroom.
Post by: sprite75 on June 13, 2019, 07:15:36 PM
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Look I saw this on this old tv show called Buck Rogers. All we have to do is sleep for 500 years and when we wake up all the chicks are really hot and want to bang us.

I saw this one called Star Trek and we'd only have to sleep 100 years to have all the women throwing themselves at us.


Title: Re: I gotta use the bathroom.
Post by: ER on August 29, 2019, 11:39:08 AM
It's important to wear seat belts, even under impulse power.


Title: Re: I gotta use the bathroom.
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 16, 2019, 05:02:11 PM
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                                              "Did you fart?"                                                                   "No. That's your bad breath blowing back in your face."







Title: Re: I gotta use the bathroom.
Post by: sprite75 on September 20, 2019, 02:41:50 AM
I hate wearing these things. I can never pick my nose and I have some gold up there that needs digging out.