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Title: English racist seeks refugee status oversea's. Post by: Alex on July 09, 2019, 10:47:15 AM Had to google and check that this one wasn't a mock story, but apparently, it is true.
Quote Writers of humourous mock articles lampooning current events have declared their job was now redundant, following the news that Tommy Robinson was begging Donald Trump to allow him to become a refugee in the USA. Simon Williams, a writer for popular spoof news website InfoSmash, said the video of the notorious racist thug pathetically begging for asylum was making his job utterly meaningless. He told us, “This s**t would not have got past the editor if I had come up with it. Tommy Robinson putting on a fake Jamaican accent while in prison is about as far as I would go and not feel I was entering Monty Python territory. But no, he is seriously asking a government to take him in as an unskilled jobless immigrant with a criminal record.” Mr Williams confirmed that, although satirists used to think they were in a golden age, the excess of surreal idiocy present in political spheres was making the creation of amusing reflections on the world nigh on impossible. “Look. Our function is to use comedic exaggeration to highlight the hypocrisy, inconsistency and callousness of those in power. What are we supposed to do when politicians just go off the deep end and everybody around smiles and nods? “We got f**king Bojo set to become PM a few weeks after the cops were called to settle a domestic at his place. Anne Widdecombe seriously comparing getting an EHIC card to being put in chains. And now Mr EDL himself crying like a dropped baby and trying to become an immigrant asylum seeker. “Sod it. I give up. I’m just going to have to write unicorn incest erotica for a living. “Yes, it really does sells. That’s how f**ked the world is.” Title: Re: English racist seeks refugee status oversea's. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 09, 2019, 10:49:15 AM Well, lemme go look several things and people (and things that some may consider people) and get back to you.
OK looking up tommy Robinson I have mixed feelings. He was convicted on contempt of court which in america at least is just a way for a judge to put someone in jail even though he he no legal reason to do so. OTOH he does seem to be a racist dick and a trump fan. OK looked up ehic card. Yeah, comparing that to slavery is pretty xxxxing stupid. And is Boris Johnson really going to be pm? Good ghawd I thought you people were better than that! Title: Re: English racist seeks refugee status oversea's. Post by: BoyScoutKevin on July 13, 2019, 04:42:47 PM Well, lemme go look several things and people (and things that some may consider people) and get back to you. OK looking up tommy Robinson I have mixed feelings. He was convicted on contempt of court which in america at least is just a way for a judge to put someone in jail even though he he no legal reason to do so. OTOH he does seem to be a racist dick and a trump fan. OK looked up ehic card. Yeah, comparing that to slavery is pretty xxxxing stupid. And is Boris Johnson really going to be pm? Good ghawd I thought you people were better than that! And is Boris Johnson really going to be pm? Unforunately, the answer to that is apparently yes. Title: Re: English racist seeks refugee status oversea's. Post by: Alex on July 13, 2019, 04:47:58 PM Boris is floundering a bit at the moment, but I doubt it will be enough to change the outcome. He is appealing directly to the membership of the Tory party while his rival is appealing to the entire country. Since it is only the Tories who will decide the outcome of the leadership election I am pretty sure I know which way it will go unless Boris manages to really blow it.
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