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Title: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 02, 2019, 11:26:52 AM
I'm play-testing the beta version of video game, and I can't tell you the title, and I can't tell you the genre, and I can't tell you the platform, and I can't mention which console, and I can't reveal whether it's an MMO or offline, and I can't tell you when it's coming out, and I can't tell you what I think of it, and I can't tell you whether it'll be on the US market before an international release, and I can't tell you whether or not it causes seizures and possibly blindness, and I can't tell you whether it's safe to taunt the game because of the possibility its mysterious designers are listening and watching both during play and thereafter, and I can't tell you whether it might send back electric shocks via an experimental new controller, and I can't tell you whether there are subliminal messages in the frequencies of its theme music, and I can't address dark web articles concerning the suicides among its players, and I can't tell you whether it features adult language and full-frontal nudity, and I can't address the rumors that it adjusts the sexual orientation of those playing it for more than six hours at a time, and I can't tell you if it removes your consciousness and transfers part of it into an in-game neural network, and I can't tell you if it later enters your REM dream state, and I am not at liberty to divulge whether the fine print in the pre-download disclaimer requires the submission of your soul to offshore parties unnamed, and I can't tell you whether the tiredness and nightmares resulting after play are temporary or permanent, and I can't explain why reproductive-age females are required to suspend birth control before playing the beta, and I can't tell you whether it opens a portal for the return of the elder gods when game play reaches six-hundred-sixty-two hours, and I can't explain away the episodes of memory loss combined with lost time and radical personality distortions, nor can I comment on the drowning deaths of players seated in their game rooms, nor can I shed light on the deaths by spontaneous human combustion, but I can tell you (praisedarkness praisedarkness) if you've read this far you have involuntarily surrendered all protections guaranteed under the United Nations Human Rights Charter of 1948, and we own you, submit, submit, submit, submit, submit.....


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on September 02, 2019, 06:53:58 PM
Yawn.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 02, 2019, 07:15:16 PM
Somebody got his widdle feelings hurt and now he's lashing out. So cute.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 02, 2019, 08:08:38 PM
Not cute.  And he mentioned I compared him to Trump.  It didn't happen, I was riffing on him and he did not understand. 


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 02, 2019, 08:14:41 PM
Well, you gotta understand, John, he hasn't had a lot of experience out in the real world having interaction with people, so his emotional range is stunted.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on September 02, 2019, 08:50:26 PM
Not cute.  And he mentioned I compared him to Trump.  It didn't happen, I was riffing on him and he did not understand. 

When you mock a. Person's typing problem by posting a link to Trump's blithering it is comparing them to Trump, idiot.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on September 02, 2019, 08:51:09 PM
Btw I hace signed actual NDAs and am about to sign a new one.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 02, 2019, 08:57:12 PM
Btw I hace signed actual NDAs and am about to sign a new one.

For what?


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 02, 2019, 10:02:36 PM
Not cute.  And he mentioned I compared him to Trump.  It didn't happen, I was riffing on him and he did not understand. 

When you mock a. Person's typing problem by posting a link to Trump's blithering it is comparing them to Trump, idiot.


This is its specialty.  Blah blah blah.  Obfuscation is its handiest tool.  Liar.  There was no mocking of typing or otherwise.  And it knows well.  Liar.  Here's a link to what it claim: 

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,151440.msg607549.html#msg607549 (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,151440.msg607549.html#msg607549)


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 05, 2019, 03:22:32 PM
NOTICE: The fact they allowed the purple mattress to come to Earth is proof our alien overlords love us. (I must get one of these for home!)


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 07, 2019, 02:45:53 PM
Notice: I hate when my pet turtle climbs a tree.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 09, 2019, 04:23:00 PM
Notice: Three bits of dating advice, so that the species is readily perpetuated.

Men! If you take a woman out and she says she's not hungry, and she finally does eat something, do not dare later say to her, "And you told me you weren't hungry, huh?"

Women! If a man takes you out and you say you're not hungry, that's fine, but that does not give you the right to sit there and poach food off his plate.
 
Alpha Centurians concealed among us! Aflook, caruk, fli'fla, debbetlbee barouk-bu habersheekovasi!


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 09, 2019, 09:49:03 PM
NOTICE: He's a giggin'... beVareHE'S A GIGGIN'! 



Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 10, 2019, 03:27:32 PM
Notice: Indianasmith is the most normal person on this forum. Scary.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 10, 2019, 04:44:44 PM
NOTICE: Let's all creep around like crickets on eggshells. 


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: indianasmith on September 10, 2019, 06:13:54 PM
NOTICE:  Your noticing this notice has been noticed and the authorities have been notified.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 10, 2019, 07:45:03 PM
Notice: Citizens are advised to beware pickpockets and loose women.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 11, 2019, 09:31:05 PM
Notice: Osama bin Laden continues to be dead. That is all.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 12, 2019, 11:01:17 AM
Notice: the famed Port o' Let on Mars is only our brains matrixing a delicate interplay of sand and sunlight. No Martian ever Ralphed there on spring break.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 13, 2019, 11:47:53 AM
Notice: If there were no women, each generation of men would die virgins. I can't think of anything wrong with that statement.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 13, 2019, 12:58:51 PM
Notice: If there were no women, each generation of men would die virgins. I can't think of anything wrong with that statement.


NOTICE: There is so much wrong with that statement. 


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 13, 2019, 01:42:13 PM
Notice: If there were no women, each generation of men would die virgins. I can't think of anything wrong with that statement.


NOTICE: There is so much wrong with that statement. 

Well I can't find anything, cuz if there were no women born, each new generation of men couldn't have sex with women, so every generation of men til the end of time would die virgins and so would their sons and grandsons and so on. Duh.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 13, 2019, 02:38:38 PM


NOTICE: I'm not a fan of explanations, particularly when unnecessary.   :teddyr:   :thumbup:


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 13, 2019, 03:07:19 PM
(The stork would only bring boys.)


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 13, 2019, 03:30:31 PM
 :bouncegiggle: 

NOTICE:  The world would be SO boring without women. 


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 13, 2019, 06:02:34 PM
Notice: If someone asks you, "Can I be frank?" Tell them that name is taken, but if they want they can be a platypus.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: indianasmith on September 13, 2019, 10:38:50 PM
NOTICE:  Cats are not really mammals.  They are lungfish wearing fur coats.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: El Misfit on September 14, 2019, 01:30:16 AM
Notice: The new Ghost song is extremely retro feeling.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 15, 2019, 12:57:29 PM
Notice: Scurvy is cured by eating green leafy vegetables, pickled cabbage, or citrus fruit, or taking vitamin C supplements. It is prevented by staying away from s-curves in the first place.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 15, 2019, 11:34:58 PM
Notice: Scurvy is cured by eating green leafy vegetables, pickled cabbage, or citrus fruit, or taking vitamin C supplements. It is prevented by staying away from s-curves in the first place.

S-curves?  It's been a good 35 years so I guess I'm scurvy free.  BTW did you know peppers are higher in Vitamin C than citrus? 



NOTICE: LIVE YOUR LIFE AS IF GOD IS WATCHING



Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 16, 2019, 08:01:59 AM
Notice: The great Joan Rivers said she hated political comedy because it was the lowest hanging fruit and any jerk could get a laugh off half the room by making fun of whoever was in office. She was right as usual.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: indianasmith on September 16, 2019, 06:18:58 PM
NOTICE:  "Politics is the last refuge of nincompoops."  (Berkeley Breathed)


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 18, 2019, 01:32:25 PM
Notice: Never trust a cow with a tattooed udder.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 19, 2019, 04:24:20 PM
Notice: The road of excess may lead to the Palace of Wisdom, but it dead ends in Obi City.


Title: Re: NoTiCe
Post by: ER on September 19, 2019, 05:12:29 PM
Notice: This is post 6666. That is all.