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Title: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on September 07, 2019, 08:15:43 PM 1. Say repeatedly, to yourself and others, "Don't worry, the audience will never notice that. "
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: pacman000 on September 08, 2019, 08:43:04 AM 2) We'll fix it in post!
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on September 08, 2019, 09:51:38 AM So that cs what wt a non s**tty reply is like! I'd almost forgotten!
Title: Rules Post by: Trevor on September 08, 2019, 10:14:58 AM Employ Trevor as your scriptwriter :wink:
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: ER on September 08, 2019, 10:34:39 AM 3. Get rid of people who can't write.
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: lester1/2jr on September 08, 2019, 11:38:52 AM always have a totally useless first half hour where nothing happens
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: zombie no.one on September 08, 2019, 12:16:22 PM 6. All final showdowns involving superhuman, multi dimensional shapeshifting enemies shall be conducted via basic hand-to-hand combat
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: LilCerberus on September 08, 2019, 12:24:30 PM 7. Whatever we lack in talent & good story telling, we can make up for with things starting with the Letter "B"; IE, blood, breasts, beasts, bullets, bombs, blasts, butts....
Feel free to add something! Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: chainsaw midget on September 08, 2019, 02:35:16 PM 8. At some point in the movie, replace a main character with a different character who serves the exact same purpose in the movie, but isn't as good an actor and works cheaper.
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: pacman000 on September 08, 2019, 02:47:16 PM 9) All scenes should be completed in ONE and ONLY ONE take. Cause time & film are expensive!
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: LilCerberus on September 08, 2019, 02:57:54 PM 7. Whatever we lack in talent & good story telling, we can make up for with things starting with the Letter "B"; IE, blood, breasts, beasts, bullets, bombs, blasts, butts.... Ooh! Blades!Feel free to add something! Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: pacman000 on September 08, 2019, 03:35:31 PM Battles!
Bots! Blonds! Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: RCMerchant on September 08, 2019, 03:56:18 PM Hire has been over the hill actors who are in the bottle or on drugs.
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: chainsaw midget on September 08, 2019, 04:08:00 PM Hire the relatives of famous actors and then just list them on the posters by their last name only.
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: RCMerchant on September 08, 2019, 04:27:28 PM Make sure that there's a scary looking monster on the poster, but use a stupid looking monster (and only for a few minutes), or worse, no monster at all!
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: Dr. Whom on September 09, 2019, 01:04:21 AM You can't go wrong with a gorilla costume
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on September 09, 2019, 04:08:09 AM "Just hire good looking people, we can give them tips on acting."
"Harryhausen is too expensive? Have some Mexican outfit make the space bird monster then. " Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: Gabriel Knight on September 09, 2019, 06:53:58 AM Deus Ex Machina can pass as good writing as long it's been used before in famous franchises, like STAR WARS.
Title: Re: Rules for making bad movies. Post by: pacman000 on September 09, 2019, 09:46:35 AM Why pay someone to hold a mike boom? ADR everything!
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