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Other Topics => For Trade or Sale => Topic started by: ER on February 05, 2020, 11:21:21 AM

Title: "One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"
Post by: ER on February 05, 2020, 11:21:21 AM
Not mine! Hear me, Satan, NOT-MINE! Parody! Satire! Dumb prank! There is no soul for sale here! Besides, someone already owns mine.

Okay, though, anyone brave enough to offer your soul for sale right here in this space?

(Don't do it!)

Why do I suddenly  feel like I am a character in a Stephen King short story and my life began when i started typing this?
Title: Re: "One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"
Post by: Alex on February 05, 2020, 11:58:53 AM
Hmm, I think for the right terms and conditions I could sell other peoples souls.
Title: Re: "One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"
Post by: ER on February 05, 2020, 12:18:35 PM
Well, iIf I put a bad idea in anyone's mind, here is a how-to guide for getting out of trouble:


Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoQ6ZC8EUQ0#)
Title: Re: "One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"
Post by: Alex on February 05, 2020, 12:42:50 PM
So thats what the preacher did before he boarded Serenity!
Title: Re: "One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"
Post by: LilCerberus on February 05, 2020, 01:30:18 PM
I have a hoarding problem.......


Point being,

I wonder what I'd do with it..........
Title: Re: "One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"
Post by: chefzombie on February 05, 2020, 11:49:02 PM
nope, not interested. souls decay too fast, or they move on to better things, i ain't paying for one. :cheers:
Title: Re: "One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"
Post by: RCMerchant on April 14, 2020, 05:32:05 PM
You can't sell your soul. It belongs to Satan. Because-ya know- Original Sin. So you got to worship God all your life because someone else f**ked up.  :lookingup:
Title: Re: "One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"
Post by: pacman000 on April 21, 2020, 07:17:12 AM
I doubt that: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+16:26&version=ESV (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+16:26&version=ESV)

"26 For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?"
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