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Title: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: dcj2112 on August 05, 2020, 07:30:48 PM
That giant Al Adamson box set. Maybe if I got it for free or something and was retired. But the hefty price tag combined with the fact that I’ll never get those hours of my life back is a big turn off.

Also, the later films of Ted V. Mikels. His earlier work is pretty bad, but they were made in eras where films had a certain earnestness and charm to them. However, it’s amazing that about a third of his work was made after 2000! I’ve watched The Corpse Grinders II and it’s literally a shot for shot remake of the first film except it’s mixed in with this bats**t crazy storyline about cat people from outer space. I think it may have been over 2 hours of this stuff. I’m not sure if his other later movies were like this. Frankly I don’t care to find out.

But the thing that inspired me to make this thread was finding out about the directorial efforts of Conrad Brooks. For those who don’t know he was a bit player in some Ed Wood movies. He took this tiny sliver of what could generously be called stardom and nearly a half century later started directing his own no budget movies in 1996 and did this until 2010. If you look on IMDB the movies don’t have many reviews and some of them are from people who bought the movies directly from Brooks at conventions. They’re obviously bad movie fans and even they crap all over them. Some of these efforts were collected in a box set that you can find for about $30 on eBay. It’s tempting but again there just aren’t enough hours in a day. And I’d never get that $30 back.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: bob on August 05, 2020, 08:51:39 PM
Myra Breckinridge (1970)
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
The Master of Disguise (2002)
Meet the Spartans (2008)
The Hottie and the Nottie (2008)
Movie 43 (2013)
Dirty Grandpa (2016)
Vampires Suck (2010)
Superbabies: Babe Geniuses 2 (2004)


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: dcj2112 on August 05, 2020, 09:18:54 PM
Myra Breckinridge (1970)
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
The Master of Disguise (2002)
Meet the Spartans (2008)
The Hottie and the Nottie (2008)
Movie 43 (2013)
Dirty Grandpa (2016)
Vampires Suck (2010)
Superbabies: Babe Geniuses 2 (2004)


For more recent stuff I still haven’t seen most of those supposedly really bad comedies from about 10-15 years ago. Like Extreme Movie. I’ve seen Not Another Teen Movie and Scary Movie a bunch and loved those, but understand movies like Extreme Movie had only like two of the staff from those movies and were made by a duo production team whose name escapes me. I’m not sure how bad they are. I’ve seen part of one once (forget which one). Compared to some of the dreck I’ve watched it didn’t seem that bad. It’s just the reviews were so bad that it zapped any interest I may have had on them.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Alex on August 06, 2020, 12:22:34 AM
The Human Centipede movies.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 06, 2020, 05:14:11 AM
when it comes to the 'classics', I've not actually managed to sit all the way through PLAN 9, or MANOS... got maybe about 2/3rds thru each

I have no desire to watch LEONARD PART 6 or NORTH






Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 06, 2020, 06:42:18 AM
The Human Centipede movies.
only saw the first one but, despite the kind of outrageous/sensationalist premise, it was really quite a generic 2000s style horror

I've heard the sequels are more outlandish


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: dcj2112 on August 06, 2020, 07:23:21 AM
The Human Centipede movies.
only saw the first one but, despite the kind of outrageous/sensationalist premise, it was really quite a generic 2000s style horror

I've heard the sequels are more outlandish

I went through a phase in the early 2000s where I was watching all those infamous most shocking movies ever. Irreversible, Cannibal Holocaust, Faces of Death, etc. I’m not fundamentally opposed to checking some more of these out, but really don’t have much desire to. Honestly, a lot of the time these days as far as bad movies go I tend to gravitate towards recent stupid comedies. Or at least campy stuff from the 1960s-1980s.

As for the disturbing stuff though out of the notorious ones I’d argue that Cannibal Holocaust is the highest quality one. Irreversible would probably have more defenders, but it has some elements of pretentious artsy fartsy crap I’m not a fan of. Also, Men Behind the Sun is probably the most genuinely disturbing. Between it being based on the actual torture of Chinese prisoners, real animal abuse, and using real cadavers for some scenes, it’s quite a bit.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 06, 2020, 11:06:51 AM
The Human Centipede movies.
Exactly.  Who wants to look at that crap?


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: kornula on August 06, 2020, 11:14:52 AM
I have no desire to watch....

CHRISTIAN MINGLE; THE MOVIE

That being said, my roommate has it on the Dollar DVD hell shelf.    We will force ourselves to watch this some day ...soon.



Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 06, 2020, 12:04:55 PM
Who wants to look at that crap?
I think that might be a line from the film  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: bob on August 06, 2020, 01:45:06 PM
The Human Centipede movies.

I forgot about those  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: kornula on August 06, 2020, 02:31:00 PM
Myra Breckinridge (1970)



I secretly like "Myra Breckinridge"    It's an A list actor (except Raquel) star filled train wreck.



Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: kornula on August 06, 2020, 04:09:22 PM
Has anyone seen/heard of any of these movies?   My roommate and i are going to watch all of these "gems" within  a year.

8 Animated Feature Films (Legend of the Sea / Disco Worms / The Race Begins / Pup / Aqua Tales / Life’s a Jungle / My Friend Bernard / Kiara)
Billy Jack Goes to Washington
Clutch Cargo Volume 5
Dark Assassin
Delhi Safari
Dischord
Dr. Zee Lo in COMBAT MORTAL
Escape from Afghanistan
Escape from Hell (2000)
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Face of the Screaming Werewolf
Father of the Pride: The Complete Series
Grace Kelly in The Kill (with rare bonus footage!)
Gumby the Movie
Hammerboy
Happy Halloween
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Kangaroo Jack: G’day USA
Laserhawk
Liken the Scriptures Episode 2: A Mighty Change of Heart
Mister Atlas
Most Wanted: 10 Action Movies (The Scratch / Deaden / Kush / Merely Players / Battlespace / The Last Wolf of Ezo / Emulation / Iron Soldier / Star Quest: The Odyssey / Newark Ave)
National Lampoon presents Jake’s Booty Call
No Ordinary Hero: A Super Deafy Movie
Panda and the Magic Serpent
Posers / Murder Reincarnated
Raiders of Galaxy
Road to Hollywood / The Sound of Laughter
Rogue Saints
Rolling Kansas
Silver Wolf
Space Thunder Kids
Spider Woman: Death’s Web
Sunny Gets Blue / Blowback: Love and Death
Sword for Truth
The 2-in-1 Kama Collection (Kaam-Kriya / Jism aur Kamasutra)
The Adventures of Young Van Helsing: Quest for the Lost Scorpion
The Brainiacs.com
The Curious Adventures of Mr. Wonderbird
The Dirty Seven
The Ghastly Love of Johnny X
The Gymnast
The Legend of Bigfoot / Escape from Angola
The Lost Elvis Home Movies
The Navigator: A Time Travel Adventure
The Prize Fighter
The Slim Shady Show
The Tiger and the Flame
The Wonderful World of Puss ‘n Boots
They Crawl / Zombeak / Lisl and the Lorlock / Dogman / Attack of the Giant Leeches / Embryo / The Craving / The Horrors of Spider Island / Night Shadow / Croc
Time Quest
Watership Down 2: Escape to Watership Down
Wu Tang Clan presents Fearless Master


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: bob on August 06, 2020, 04:24:19 PM
Has anyone seen/heard of any of these movies?   My roommate and i are going to watch all of these "gems" within  a year.

8 Animated Feature Films (Legend of the Sea / Disco Worms / The Race Begins / Pup / Aqua Tales / Life’s a Jungle / My Friend Bernard / Kiara)
Billy Jack Goes to Washington
Clutch Cargo Volume 5
Dark Assassin
Delhi Safari
Dischord
Dr. Zee Lo in COMBAT MORTAL
Escape from Afghanistan
Escape from Hell (2000)
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Face of the Screaming Werewolf
Father of the Pride: The Complete Series
Grace Kelly in The Kill (with rare bonus footage!)
Gumby the Movie
Hammerboy
Happy Halloween
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Kangaroo Jack: G’day USA
Laserhawk
Liken the Scriptures Episode 2: A Mighty Change of Heart
Mister Atlas
Most Wanted: 10 Action Movies (The Scratch / Deaden / Kush / Merely Players / Battlespace / The Last Wolf of Ezo / Emulation / Iron Soldier / Star Quest: The Odyssey / Newark Ave)
National Lampoon presents Jake’s Booty Call
No Ordinary Hero: A Super Deafy Movie
Panda and the Magic Serpent
Posers / Murder Reincarnated
Raiders of Galaxy
Road to Hollywood / The Sound of Laughter
Rogue Saints
Rolling Kansas
Silver Wolf
Space Thunder Kids
Spider Woman: Death’s Web
Sunny Gets Blue / Blowback: Love and Death
Sword for Truth
The 2-in-1 Kama Collection (Kaam-Kriya / Jism aur Kamasutra)
The Adventures of Young Van Helsing: Quest for the Lost Scorpion
The Brainiacs.com
The Curious Adventures of Mr. Wonderbird
The Dirty Seven
The Ghastly Love of Johnny X
The Gymnast
The Legend of Bigfoot / Escape from Angola
The Lost Elvis Home Movies
The Navigator: A Time Travel Adventure
The Prize Fighter
The Slim Shady Show
The Tiger and the Flame
The Wonderful World of Puss ‘n Boots
They Crawl / Zombeak / Lisl and the Lorlock / Dogman / Attack of the Giant Leeches / Embryo / The Craving / The Horrors of Spider Island / Night Shadow / Croc
Time Quest
Watership Down 2: Escape to Watership Down
Wu Tang Clan presents Fearless Master

I own Exorcist II: The Heretic

it's... interesting and ok, but not where near as good as The Exorcist


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 06, 2020, 04:37:51 PM
honestly i've always liked it no it's not as good as the original but i dunno how many times i've seen it it's at least more than 30 i don't think it's as bad as people say it is but it's not a 10 either if that makes any kind of sense.  as for films i cannot bring myself to watch and that's "Troll 2'  (1990) or whatever year it came out in, some sources say (1989) others (1990)  take your pick


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Gabriel Knight on August 06, 2020, 07:39:41 PM
BUCKY LARSON, even when someone here kept mentioning it constantly, I can't recall who.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: dcj2112 on August 06, 2020, 09:38:57 PM
BUCKY LARSON, even when someone here kept mentioning it constantly, I can't recall who.  :bouncegiggle:

It’s really not that bad. However the commercials for it were so obnoxious! There were some channels that would play the same annoying spot 3+ times in 1 commercial break. It could’ve been Avengers: Endgame and if the marketing campaign behind it was that annoying it would’ve still bombed.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 06, 2020, 10:15:35 PM
Bucky Larson i have seen and i don't remember dick about it without having to it up,  Joe Dirt (2001) i know i've seen this thing bits and pieces but i really don't remember seeing the entire thing it is beyond Awful. i like David Space and i've liked him since he Joined SNL i want to say in (1991) when he was in his 20's.

but this film i have no idea why it's loved so much or how or why a sequel was even called For ? it's almost but not quite Almost as bad as Freddy Got Fingered (2001) the sequel i dunno i haven't seen that yet but that's on the list too


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: kornula on August 07, 2020, 01:14:08 AM
Which troll movie has Sony Bono?


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: kornula on August 07, 2020, 01:21:50 AM
I'm actually looking forward to watching
LIKEN THE SCRIPTURES 2: A CHANGE OF HEART...

A typical Mormon Boy is caught listening to a "questionable" song by his brother. The brother sits down with his brother to cite just the right Bible verse to convince him he was wrong.

What's not to love?


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: RCMerchant on August 07, 2020, 01:59:56 AM
Which troll movie has Sony Bono?


The first one. It has no relation to TROLL 2. TROLL 2 is a class all by itself.Their is no connection to the 1986 TROLL at all! That's what makes it so far out!
 Also had Julia Louise Dreyfus from Seinfield!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092115/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092115/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_2)


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 07, 2020, 04:02:50 AM
yep and apparently online if you look there are nudes from when she was shooting it, for me i love that movie the little girl she could not act her way out of a paper bag. one wonders why someone gets cast sometimes? Yeah Sonny Bono really he's not in it all that much and that's fine the film gets flack as well cause he's in it but i never minded him as an actor he was funny as hell in "Hairspray (1988) the best line about that film is that John Water's whom i have met actually in
(1995) i think it was? anyways he said he on Accident made a family film and that he's never doing that again.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: bob on August 07, 2020, 08:24:45 AM
BUCKY LARSON, even when someone here kept mentioning it constantly, I can't recall who.  :bouncegiggle:

WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: claws on August 07, 2020, 12:07:01 PM
Manos. Can't bring myself to watch it.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 08, 2020, 01:52:42 AM
no Bucky Larson isn't the worst i'm sure i've seen far worse, here's one that i cannot bring myself to watch as i frankly was bored out of my mind, i've tried to watch 2001 Space Odyssey (1968) and while it may turn out to be a good movie once things actually happen i think i fell asleep on it.

Dr. Strangelove as well (1964) was one a girl and i watched or tried to she brought over the dvd years ago and after wanting to see it for years. i was bored out of my mind and she was too, i love a good black comedy but i was bored to death and she said do ya want me to change it? i said PLEASE! i know it's a loved movie but i was was bored, i just realized they are both Kubrick films as i type this that wasn't planned actually when i thought of it.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 08, 2020, 02:01:30 AM
here's one that i cannot bring myself to watch as i frankly was bored out of my mind, i've tried to watch 2001 Space Odyssey (1968) and while it may turn out to be a good movie once things actually happen i think i fell asleep on it.

oh if we're including 'good' movies as well then I wouldn't even know where to begin... I have about as much inclination to watch TITANIC as I do to wander into a lion enclosure with a sign saying "Eat Me, Slowly" nailed to my forehead


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Alex on August 08, 2020, 02:31:15 AM
A Serbian Film.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 08, 2020, 04:49:24 AM
if you want to consider those good i can respect that Titanic (1997) i thought was Decent but ya know i was talking to someone i forget who it was i think it was online in a chat during  a stream and we were talking about Cameron and i was telling them how back than they had people going to see it up to 27 times and they could not believe it. i doubt they were even around in (1997) to be honest i said yep they announced that on the radio i said it's decent but not good enough to see that many times.

having said that it's not among my favorite films and i haven't seen it in years either. but i went and saw it with my Aunt back than as a matter of fact we were both curious about the film. & when Leo Died because the way he did was so freaking cheesy i just started laughing and i'm sure i got the strangest looks but ya know what? i don't care it's the only time in the theater where i started to laugh at a death scene in a movie like that.

yeah you can count me in on A Serbian Film (2010) that one i refuse to watch on the grounds of new born porn i know it was a doll apparently i read the Trivia on IMDB. but though it was fake i just can't bring myself to watch it and thankfully there's no one i like who was involved in that terrible film.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 08, 2020, 12:40:05 PM
Manos. Can't bring myself to watch it.
It's boring. 


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 08, 2020, 12:46:18 PM
no Bucky Larson isn't the worst i'm sure i've seen far worse, here's one that i cannot bring myself to watch as i frankly was bored out of my mind, i've tried to watch 2001 Space Odyssey (1968) and while it may turn out to be a good movie once things actually happen i think i fell asleep on it.
 
That is a normal first reaction to that movie. 

Dr. Strangelove as well (1964) was one a girl and i watched or tried to she brought over the dvd years ago and after wanting to see it for years. i was bored out of my mind and she was too, i love a good black comedy but i was bored to death and she said do ya want me to change it? i said PLEASE! i know it's a loved movie but i was was bored, i just realized they are both Kubrick films as i type this that wasn't planned actually when i thought of it.
Hmm...


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 08, 2020, 12:49:25 PM
...oh if we're including 'good' movies as well then I wouldn't even know where to begin... I have about as much inclination to watch TITANIC as I do to wander into a lion enclosure with a sign saying "Eat Me, Slowly" nailed to my forehead

Since when is TITANIC a good movie? 


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 08, 2020, 04:20:15 PM
i would not be surprised if me and that girl are the only ones who didn't like Dr. Strangelove or if i'm the only one on this site to not like it and i can live with that.

fair enough about Bucky Larson as i haven't seen it but i'm sure i also have seen far worse, i dunno what the worst film i've ever seen is there's just so many

(1971)' s The Velvet Vampire is easily one of the worst movies i've ever seen in my life and i dunno how anyone can like that.  i can't see MSTK3000 do that one cause of how much nudity is in it and really there's nothing to really joke about it either cause nothing really happens in it until like the last 15 minutes or so.

i love the Special FX for the Titanic itself and it's awesome he sent down camera's to film the actual boat to put at the start of the film that's pretty cool but if you think about it why did it need to be a love story ?  it needed a better script i think too, i will never get why it's one of the most successful films of all time cause i said it was decent but it's not good enough to even be on that list we all agree that Cameron has done far better movies "Aliens" (1986) anyone?  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Alex on August 09, 2020, 01:18:47 AM
The Lovely Bones.

I had a workmate try to push the book of this one on me and I kept telling him that if I tried reading it, I would just end up getting really angry. He insisted and eventually I gave it a try. Sure enough, when i got to her death it put me in a really foul mood. I did not read the rest of it. Figured I'd go no where near the movie.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 09, 2020, 01:57:01 AM
...oh if we're including 'good' movies as well then I wouldn't even know where to begin... I have about as much inclination to watch TITANIC as I do to wander into a lion enclosure with a sign saying "Eat Me, Slowly" nailed to my forehead

Since when is TITANIC a good movie? 
I said 'good'...note use of inverted commas  :wink:

apparently it won a bunch of Oscary thingumy doo-dahs, so it must be 'good', right?


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: claws on August 09, 2020, 02:33:23 AM
...oh if we're including 'good' movies as well then I wouldn't even know where to begin... I have about as much inclination to watch TITANIC as I do to wander into a lion enclosure with a sign saying "Eat Me, Slowly" nailed to my forehead

Since when is TITANIC a good movie? 
I said 'good'...note use of inverted commas  :wink:

apparently it won a bunch of Oscary thingumy doo-dahs, so it must be 'good', right?


The Titanic hate is another head scratcher I'll never understand but oh well, so be it.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 09, 2020, 04:08:00 AM
The Lovely Bones WOW was that a bad film ya know it's a damn good looking film too when she's in her world after she's killed it's got some really good imagery and is really nice to look at it really doesn't even Feel like a Peter Jackson film than. the dude i forget who played the killer was simply brilliant in the role.

i've seen this movie 2 times i watched it a 2nd time to see if i would change my mind on it and i hadn't. i've seen far worse but i've seen far better too. you really saved yourself some trouble by not watching the film. i have no desire to read the book i have no idea how close the film even is to the book. the film is vastly depressing i mean who really wants to watch a film about a girl who is murdered at the start of it and throughout the rest of the movie you see her in what is suppose to be the afterlife. now i admit when IMDB back in the day had a synopsis to the film i could not wait to see it cause if you read it to me it sounded pretty Original i am not sure if i knew it was based off a book or not back than. i  prolly did but it's not worth seeking out that's for sure


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: bob on August 09, 2020, 08:56:09 AM
A Serbian Film.

I also forgot about this

the most pseduointellectual film of all time, whose "insight" was made up on the spot by the director after everyone crapped all over it at its debut


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 09, 2020, 03:27:14 PM
...oh if we're including 'good' movies as well then I wouldn't even know where to begin... I have about as much inclination to watch TITANIC as I do to wander into a lion enclosure with a sign saying "Eat Me, Slowly" nailed to my forehead
Since when is TITANIC a good movie? 
I said 'good'...note use of inverted commas  :wink:
apparently it won a bunch of Oscary thingumy doo-dahs, so it must be 'good', right?
I dig it; but I couldn't resist... anymore than you could "inverted commas".   :teddyr:

...The Titanic hate is another head scratcher I'll never understand but oh well, so be it.

And you belong to Badmovies?   There is a lot to recommend the implausible action-packed potboiler TITANIC... "Hmmm... 'Picasso' somebody..."  
I actually enjoy... hating on it.   :thumbup: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 09, 2020, 06:41:41 PM
this is true, there are films i hate with a passion but Titanic isn't one of them. bad movies i just can't bring myself to watch i did think of another one and i wonder if anyone here has posted about it? and that's the Violent Sh*t series the snob episodes are worth a look on them but the films themselves well from what i saw are utter garbage and it's leader made it's way into Mad Max : fury Road (2015) that's who that big ugly mofo reminded me of Karl the butcher!


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 10, 2020, 08:31:31 AM

The Titanic hate is another head scratcher I'll never understand but oh well, so be it.
well I can't say I hate it, cause I haven't seen it.... but I can say that I can't bring myself to sit through anything 3 hours long with Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslett, 2 actors I flat out don't like, especially not a period set love story. it sounds like all my pet hates combined...


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 10, 2020, 08:59:37 AM

The Titanic hate is another head scratcher I'll never understand but oh well, so be it.
well I can't say I hate it, cause I haven't seen it.... but I can say that I can't bring myself to sit through anything 3 hours long with Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslett, 2 actors I flat out don't like, especially not a period set love story. it sounds like all my pet hates combined...
But they run up the sinking ship and then they run down the sinking ship and they run around the sinking ship and then, the ship sinks. 


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 10, 2020, 10:21:48 AM

The Titanic hate is another head scratcher I'll never understand but oh well, so be it.
well I can't say I hate it, cause I haven't seen it.... but I can say that I can't bring myself to sit through anything 3 hours long with Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslett, 2 actors I flat out don't like, especially not a period set love story. it sounds like all my pet hates combined...
But they run up the sinking ship and then they run down the sinking ship and they run around the sinking ship and then, the ship sinks. 
spoiler alert, please... that's ruined it for me now!


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 10, 2020, 12:17:40 PM
...
spoiler alert, please... that's ruined it for me now!
:bluesad:  Poor you. 


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zelmo73 on August 10, 2020, 09:24:08 PM
Has anyone seen/heard of any of these movies?   My roommate and i are going to watch all of these "gems" within  a year.

8 Animated Feature Films (Legend of the Sea / Disco Worms / The Race Begins / Pup / Aqua Tales / Life’s a Jungle / My Friend Bernard / Kiara)
Billy Jack Goes to Washington
Clutch Cargo Volume 5
Dark Assassin
Delhi Safari
Dischord
Dr. Zee Lo in COMBAT MORTAL
Escape from Afghanistan
Escape from Hell (2000)
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Face of the Screaming Werewolf
Father of the Pride: The Complete Series
Grace Kelly in The Kill (with rare bonus footage!)
Gumby the Movie
Hammerboy
Happy Halloween
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Kangaroo Jack: G’day USA
Laserhawk
Liken the Scriptures Episode 2: A Mighty Change of Heart
Mister Atlas
Most Wanted: 10 Action Movies (The Scratch / Deaden / Kush / Merely Players / Battlespace / The Last Wolf of Ezo / Emulation / Iron Soldier / Star Quest: The Odyssey / Newark Ave)
National Lampoon presents Jake’s Booty Call
No Ordinary Hero: A Super Deafy Movie
Panda and the Magic Serpent
Posers / Murder Reincarnated
Raiders of Galaxy
Road to Hollywood / The Sound of Laughter
Rogue Saints
Rolling Kansas
Silver Wolf
Space Thunder Kids
Spider Woman: Death’s Web
Sunny Gets Blue / Blowback: Love and Death
Sword for Truth
The 2-in-1 Kama Collection (Kaam-Kriya / Jism aur Kamasutra)
The Adventures of Young Van Helsing: Quest for the Lost Scorpion
The Brainiacs.com
The Curious Adventures of Mr. Wonderbird
The Dirty Seven
The Ghastly Love of Johnny X
The Gymnast
The Legend of Bigfoot / Escape from Angola
The Lost Elvis Home Movies
The Navigator: A Time Travel Adventure
The Prize Fighter
The Slim Shady Show
The Tiger and the Flame
The Wonderful World of Puss ‘n Boots
They Crawl / Zombeak / Lisl and the Lorlock / Dogman / Attack of the Giant Leeches / Embryo / The Craving / The Horrors of Spider Island / Night Shadow / Croc
Time Quest
Watership Down 2: Escape to Watership Down
Wu Tang Clan presents Fearless Master

I own Exorcist II: The Heretic

it's... interesting and ok, but not where near as good as The Exorcist

It wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. I did like how they focused more on the Pazuzu demon's identity than they did in the first one, but at the same time that was what made the first one so great in that they barely touched on the demon's identity which made it more mysterious. Plus, James Earl Jones as a witch doctor!  :cheers:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zelmo73 on August 10, 2020, 09:37:46 PM
...oh if we're including 'good' movies as well then I wouldn't even know where to begin... I have about as much inclination to watch TITANIC as I do to wander into a lion enclosure with a sign saying "Eat Me, Slowly" nailed to my forehead

Since when is TITANIC a good movie? 

When you want to make fun of crappy 1990s CGI special effects, wooden on-screen romances, shameless historical inaccuracies, etc.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 10, 2020, 10:12:44 PM
do any of you guys  remember or know that when Titanic Came out in (1997) i didn't see this 1st hand but apparently now get this i was listening to a podcast a year or two ago and the host was saying he took his wife to see it and than he mentioned he wondered how they were gonna do sinking ship scene?

or something along the lines of that and than there was some idiot that goes Thanks for Ruining the film for me and threw a tantrum and i think left i think they  were in line. apparently this moron didn't know that the ship actually sank and that the ship  was  based on a real life ship but the love story itself was fake as we here all know


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: kornula on August 11, 2020, 12:12:59 AM
do any of you guys  remember or know that when Titanic Came out in (1997) i didn't see this 1st hand but apparently now get this i was listening to a podcast a year or two ago and the host was saying he took his wife to see it and than he mentioned he wondered how they were gonna do sinking ship scene?

or something along the lines of that and than there was some idiot that goes Thanks for Ruining the film for me and threw a tantrum and i think left i think they  were in line. apparently this moron didn't know that the ship actually sank and that the ship  was  based on a real life ship but the love story itself was fake as we here all know

I would not doubt that was a (mostly) true story.   There reallyi are people that dumb in the world.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 11, 2020, 01:08:31 AM
no it actually happened it just didn't happen to me and yes people are that stupid, i've always been fasinated  sorry for my crap spelling about the ship itself
and so i was actually excited they were doing a film about it, but it's a cheese fest i think and if i recall there was a silent film that they did right after it happened which wasn't it (1912) i think? anyways, they found it a couple years back if i recall though i've never seen it. and there are at least 1 or 2 people i think who are in it that were actually in the crash of the titanic.. hmm i need to see that i wonder if you tube has it lol.


anyways, there so many movies i just can't get myself to watch it's not even funny i'd say Oogie Loves is another (2012) i am fans of some of the celebs in it though


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 11, 2020, 04:57:57 AM

It wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. I did like how they focused more on the Pazuzu demon's identity than they did in the first one, but at the same time that was what made the first one so great in that they barely touched on the demon's identity which made it more mysterious. Plus, James Earl Jones as a witch doctor!  :cheers:
I thought EXCORCIST 2 was pretty good in its own right. I think it's the expectation factor which accounts for a large part of how bad its rep is... I mean, I'd be surprised if anyone thought it wasn't at least fairly entertaining? there's no other film like it really. In a world of routine cookie-cutter sequels it's an enjoyable curveball


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: claws on August 11, 2020, 05:23:03 AM
Exorcist 2 is many things but one thing it is not: scary. If your horrorfilm ain't scary you have a problem. It's not even creepy. Add Linda "High on Cocaine" Blair's bad acting  and you have a classic turd right there.

I'm all for the underdog but a good score and cinematography does not a good movie make.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 11, 2020, 06:17:37 AM
tbh there's only about 3 or 4 horror films which I find genuinely scary... it's usually not even a factor in how I rate horror films in general

EXCORCIST 2 is def not scary tho, agreed!


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: RCMerchant on August 11, 2020, 07:55:05 AM
if i recall there was a silent film that they did right after it happened which wasn't it (1912) i think? anyways, they found it a couple years back if i recall though i've never seen it. and there are at least 1 or 2 people i think who are in it that were actually in the crash of the titanic.. hmm i need to see that i wonder if you tube has it lol.





https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0002475/?ref_=kw_li_tt (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0002475/?ref_=kw_li_tt)

Here's a clip.
http://youtu.be/zEQAJgGR2wA (http://youtu.be/zEQAJgGR2wA)


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 11, 2020, 03:24:10 PM
there's plenty of horror films that aren't scary at all those Universal films aren't scary at all i mean back in the day they no doubt were but nearly all of them are really damn good movies.  there's some clunkers in there don't get me wrong but they aren't scary there are a lot of horror films that have never scared me at all that are good. it's true i can't remember off hand if Exorcist 2 ever scared me or not but i enjoy the hell out of that film it's vastly underrated i think the problem with that film i think  is people watch the 1st film and than expect it to be the same level as the 1st one and it's not and than they say this film is just plain awful.

yes it did need a better script but it's  a good film in it's own right not a great film  at all but a good decent little film it tries to be scary and has some really creepy imagery and actually now as i'm typing this i think i do remember it giving me nightmares growing up so it did succeed than, but than i don't think the 1st film is scary anymore either, i'm sure i did once but there are horror films that i watch that are scary that i don't get scared at because i've seen so many of them.

there are some that just give me the creeps though but don't scare me


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: dcj2112 on August 11, 2020, 03:38:50 PM
I’m not even sure if this is odd, but I never find movies scary. Movies can be a lot of fun to watch with people who do get scared by movies though.

I mean there are jump scares that can get just about anyone. But that’s probably it. I never close my eyes or have nightmares afterward. I love horror movies too.

Other than jump scares probably the closest thing I get is disturbed by some movies. Like Men Behind the Sun or The Elephant Man. Both of those were based on actual events and as an empathetic person I can find them unfortunate and disturbing. I don’t really seek these out. Even ones like the Elephant Man which are really well made. When I watch a movie I seldom want to be depressed. I’d rather watch something made for $3K starring a guy who is supposed to be a zombie just because someone threw green paint on him.  


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 11, 2020, 04:09:03 PM
I’m not even sure if this is odd, but I never find movies scary. Movies can be a lot of fun to watch with people who do get scared by movies though.

I mean there are jump scares that can get just about anyone. But that’s probably it. I never close my eyes or have nightmares afterward. I love horror movies too.

Other than jump scares probably the closest thing I get is disturbed by some movies. Like Men Behind the Sun or The Elephant Man. Both of those were based on actual events and as an empathetic person I can find them unfortunate and disturbing. I don’t really seek these out. Even ones like the Elephant Man which are really well made. When I watch a movie I seldom want to be depressed. I’d rather watch something made for $3K starring a guy who is supposed to be a zombie just because someone threw green paint on him.  

I agree. I haven't actually been scared by a movie since I was a little kid. I can still be disturbed by torture and cruelty, but not frightened. But on the other hand, I do like depressing movies when they're well done.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 12, 2020, 12:27:02 AM
horror movies very RARELY scare me every once in a blue moon i find one, one that did was Rose Red (2002) when i first saw it and the part that just gave me the creeps was when Emery was lost in the house and he finds his way to the attic somehow and the camera pans out and shows how big the place is. 

it gave me the creeps cause i got to thinking how would i react if that were me.  as for Linda Blair i didn't think she was that bad in Exorcist 2 now she's done movies in the 80's though... people who have seen exorcist to need to see (1989)'s Zapped again that one is bad it's so bad that i don't even remember if i watched the whole thing.  the 1st one is favorite of mine it's not a great movie by any means but i haven't seen it in years so who knows maybe my mind will change?


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 12, 2020, 01:39:52 AM
horrors that actually gave me a scare (on first viewing)

THE OMEN
DEEP RED
LONG WEEKEND
MULHOLLAND DRIVE (if you can call that a horror?)

...that might be it

as dcj2112 said, jump scares don't really count

I wouldn't say I was scared of seagulls, but if one randomly divebombed me would I flinch? yeah


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zelmo73 on August 12, 2020, 02:46:22 AM

It wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. I did like how they focused more on the Pazuzu demon's identity than they did in the first one, but at the same time that was what made the first one so great in that they barely touched on the demon's identity which made it more mysterious. Plus, James Earl Jones as a witch doctor!  :cheers:
I thought EXCORCIST 2 was pretty good in its own right. I think it's the expectation factor which accounts for a large part of how bad its rep is... I mean, I'd be surprised if anyone thought it wasn't at least fairly entertaining? there's no other film like it really. In a world of routine cookie-cutter sequels it's an enjoyable curveball

It had great visuals, the music was pretty good except for the cheesy soft music that they played around Regan's character, and I daresay that the performances by the actors were actually pretty good. It just wasn't that scary from what I remember, but that didn't make it bad. I mean, Exorcist III (1990) wasn't particularly scary either; I don't consider jump-scares to be scary, especially when you've trained your mind over the years to see them coming by watching out for typical jump-scare movie tropes like the camera panning just enough to leave a larger portion of the screen empty so that the audience will get a clearer view of where the jump-scare is going to happen; but it was still a good movie because George C. Scott is always fun to watch.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: RCMerchant on August 12, 2020, 06:55:34 AM
Exorcist II was laughable s**t. An awful film. You can put any twist on it you want...it's a BAD movie!
I enjoy it for that reason alone.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: chainsaw midget on August 12, 2020, 10:47:55 AM
Manos. Can't bring myself to watch it.
Manos is only worth watching if it's being shown on the Satellite of Love.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zelmo73 on August 12, 2020, 12:58:17 PM
Exorcist II was laughable s**t. An awful film. You can put any twist on it you want...it's a BAD movie!
I enjoy it for that reason alone.

Yeah, I used to enjoy watching it drunk too.  :cheers:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Alex on August 12, 2020, 01:48:08 PM
This same question was asked in a FB group I am in. The most common responses are 'A Serbian Movie' & the 'Human Centipede' trilogy. I did add Jeepers Creepers to the list, although that comes down to the director and his history rather than the movie itself.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 12, 2020, 09:20:00 PM
Jeepers Creepers (2001)  holy Sh*t is that movie just plain awful i forget who played the lead but it wasn't so much his acting but the character was so annoying to me that i prayed he was killed and i cheered when he was he was that painful to have to sit through i give that movie 1/10 with the 1 being him being killed off.

the 2nd one to be fair was a bit bitter i'd say 5/10 to be fair i have not seen the last one yet as i just cannot bring myself to watch it


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: claws on August 13, 2020, 11:24:20 AM

as dcj2112 said, jump scares don't really count



I'd say they do. They are part of the movie experience meant to give the viewer an extra jolt, nothing wrong with that. Spielberg's "head" scene in Jaws is a classic jump scare. The Nurse jump scare in Exorcist 3 is legendary. The Conjuring has a few well placed jump scares without coming off as cheap and tacky. But even the cheapest jump scare can be fun especially when watching with a crowd IMO.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zombie no.one on August 13, 2020, 11:39:03 AM
yeah fair enough I get where you're coming from, and the JAWS jump scare is definitely classic...they can be done well, but I think what's happened is the whole jumpscare thing has become a cop-out with horror, especially since the mid 90s. horrors have become way too over reliant on them.

take a film like the remake of PATRICK. pretty much every time a door opens or someone bats their eyelids it's a jump scare... complete overkill IMO

it's a different type of scare. not a haunting, atmospheric scare, which I prefer.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Gabriel Knight on August 13, 2020, 01:52:16 PM
Regarding the "getting scared" discussion, I remember when THE EXORCIST was relaunched we watched it with a group of friends from school and we were laughing the whole movie until the crab-girl-going-down-the-stairs showed up. Holy s**t, we all froze and shut up there, it was awesome. To this day I remember that scene, even when I haven't watched the movie since.
Recently I watched SLEEPAWAY CAMP and, while not scary, the final scene was incredibly disturbing, and left me with a feeling of unease the whole night. It definitely grabs you by the balls, that ending.
Nowadays I don't get scared by movies but IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS gets me every time. I don't know why, but that movie is simply perfect to me. The overall mood and scenery is haunting, the special effects are amazing (contorsionist girl FTW), and Sam Neill really knows how to show his fear and growing madness. By far my favorite horror and Carpenter movie.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: zelmo73 on August 13, 2020, 03:09:22 PM

as dcj2112 said, jump scares don't really count



I'd say they do. They are part of the movie experience meant to give the viewer an extra jolt, nothing wrong with that. Spielberg's "head" scene in Jaws is a classic jump scare. The Nurse jump scare in Exorcist 3 is legendary. The Conjuring has a few well placed jump scares without coming off as cheap and tacky. But even the cheapest jump scare can be fun especially when watching with a crowd IMO.

They are much more effective in movie theaters than they are at home though. The Nurse jump scare would not have been anywhere near as satisfying if I hadn't been watching it in a movie theater full of people waiting for something to happen in that scene, but that one is exceptional because the way that the jump scare was set up was absolute genius. When you watch it now 30 years later, the jump scare is almost laughable because of how simple it is; just a lady with a blanket over her head and holding the blade, and a sudden zoom of the camera and frightening music. But in 1990, being in an entire room of screaming people seeing it for the first time was a wonderful experience.   :cheers:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on August 13, 2020, 05:05:34 PM
i hate jump scares i really do only cause they are so overused these days, these idiots think that if you make a horror film it's got to have them and you don't.

there are a lot of ways to scare people a good example in a non horror film is the film Rasputin and the Emperess (1932) with the 3 Barrymore Siblings where it's based on a true story there's a scene where the family is taken down in the basement and killed they don't show it but you see shadows and hear screams and it's made more even frighting because you don't see it. and it's even scarier because that actually did happen in real life anyways, the Annabelle movies are creepy

i watched the 1st one though the doll creeped me out with it's dead eyes the film was just plain awful and the 2nd one was decent but was awful as i hated the ending once they had the girl who was the lead we are suppose to root for get taken over by evil i stopped liking it and well yeah that can work but on how that character was written and why we were suppose to root for her is why it lost me.

when you make a horror film you don't have to do jump scares at all to make a good horror film, it doesn't have to be bloody or gory either for that matter. i don't often get scared from movies but every few years one does get to me but it's very RARE though when or if it does. if you make a haunted house film you don't have to have jump scares if filmed right and it's got a director and writer who know what they are doing if a good script is involved you can totally leave out

the jump scares i think. as a kid the one in Friday the 13th used to get  to me even when i knew it was coming but it no longer does though the best one though is in Carrie (1976) cause it hadn't been done before now it's way overdone to the point that they do like 20 or 30 of them it feels like in a great deal of horror films today sadly.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 14, 2020, 02:20:57 PM
...
Recently I watched SLEEPAWAY CAMP and, while not scary, the final scene was incredibly disturbing, and left me with a feeling of unease the whole night. It definitely grabs you by the balls, that ending.
...


Now that is some thing I don't need to look at again.   :thumbdown: :lookingup:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 14, 2020, 04:33:47 PM
Sometimes, a movie is BORING which of and by itself is the kiss o' death. "IT'S ALIVE!" (1969) complete with quotes as part of the title, is undoubtedly the most BORING movie I have ever looked at.  I'd wanna peek and catch a horrible moment or two, but crimey I can't bring myself to watch... again. 

(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w780/oiepVqBtJimifYPvFdHxgIbmodx.jpg) 



Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: ER on August 24, 2020, 07:23:32 PM
Grease 2.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: RCMerchant on August 25, 2020, 03:49:17 PM
SLEDGEHAMMER (1983) is BAD. Everything is in  super slow-mo. It takes almost 2 minutes for someone to open a f**king door. And it's mostly just a closeup of someone's hand holding a doorknob- not moving at all!
It also makes no sense. The acting is not there at all. The people in this movie are so obnoxious, I'm glad they die.
I so wanted to turn this off within the first 5 minutes.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: JaseSF on September 07, 2020, 10:25:55 PM
Don't watch Bucky Larson that's godawful...poor Christina Ricci shouldn't have been anywhere near that movie...

I tend to find myself avoiding stuff like the Human Centipede, the Saw movies, etc...

I'm trying to avoid watching certain remakes too that were completely unnecessary (The Day the Earth Stood Still, Planet of the Apes) but suspect curiosity will eventually get the better of me...


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Trevor on September 08, 2020, 01:13:35 AM
The Michael Mfume "movie" Ax Em (aka The Weekend It Lives) which I read about in the book The Bad Movie Bible. I managed five minutes of it, no more.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Gabriel Knight on September 08, 2020, 07:16:12 AM
I recently watched JOKER, I encourage everyone who hasn't seen it yet to add it to their list for this thread.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Alex on September 08, 2020, 10:25:13 AM
Watched it already. Thought it was ok.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 08, 2020, 11:06:53 AM
I liked JOKER a lot and would recommend it.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on October 24, 2020, 01:47:05 AM
i bought Shivers (1975) on blu-ray recently and i had never seen it i really only bought it cause of who directed and the fact that Barbara Steele is in it and i'll watch anything with her in it & WOW is it awful it's so bad that i think i have about a half hr left of it. that's one i will no doubt get rid of the 1st chance i get


has anyone seen this one?


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: RCMerchant on October 24, 2020, 07:02:54 AM
i bought Shivers (1975) on blu-ray recently and i had never seen it i really only bought it cause of who directed and the fact that Barbara Steele is in it and i'll watch anything with her in it & WOW is it awful it's so bad that i think i have about a half hr left of it. that's one i will no doubt get rid of the 1st chance i get


has anyone seen this one?

Really? You didn't like it? I thought it one of Cronenberg's best!


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: Alex on October 24, 2020, 07:13:46 AM
The Human Centipede trilogy and A Serbian Story.


Title: Re: Bad Movies You Can’t Bring Yourself To Watch
Post by: pennywise37 on October 25, 2020, 01:01:59 AM
i really wanted to like it i went with really high expectations to be honest but i still got about 30 minutes left it it and it's a long 30 minutes it's not the worst i've ever seen mind you but it's not one of his best, now The Fly (1986) i think is his best and while i haven't seen all his films to be fair that one is my  favorite one