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On the phone- do you love this guy or that guy? If this guy was this or that would I suck his dick?

Pollsters! I just give them stupid answers.

They call on the phone! I tell them I'm a 99 year old woman. ( because if I said 100 that would sound suspicious.)

I hang up the phone, report them to the FCC's Do Not Call Registry, & tell Verizon to block them!

I find it more fun to play with them. Just f**k with their heads!  :drink:

The reason I brought this up is because right before I typed this, a pollster -not a robot! An actual person!
called. I been smoking a bowl. So I just make s**t up when he asked questions. I would just start rambling too...because I was high. He told me to try and take this serious "sir"!  :bouncegiggle:

Next time one of them calls, tell them you are very lonely and ask if they will be your friend. That tends to get you off calling lists quite quickly.

^  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I get scammer calls all the time- saying I owe back taxes or some dumb s**t.
If somebody says his name is Jeff Douglas, and he sounds like he's in India,might be a clue.

Scammer calls all day long up 'til 9pm sometimes.  :hatred: 
Pollsters seldom call.  It's been a long time since I fncked with a pollster, but I dood it.   :teddyr:

I get p**sed at phones. Ringing when I'm sleeping! I don't have a cell phone- Tiana got one.
I got a landline- and I'm sleeping and the phone rings so I drag myself off my ass and answer it. It's a f**king pollster!  :hatred:
First Question: Are You a Registered Voter?
Answer: NO! I'm Doctor Death! Seeker of Souls!

I ain't said that yet because it just occured to me.

And the phone is in the otherf**king  room too!

What I feel like doing to my phone when pollsters or other telemarketers call me.....

http://youtu.be/ZM7C0GLclJk (http://youtu.be/ZM7C0GLclJk)

I once met a guy who got a job as a telemarketer....
He said he once called some guy who worked for AmWay, I think it was....
He said the AmWay guy really turned the tables on him; a real salesman!

Just install me as the answering system. 

Hello.  You've reached the sprite75 residence/business/etc.  If you're calling to sell some useless scammy s**t like an extended car warranty or are calling on behalf of a political candidate or party f**k you and hang the f**k up right f**king now.  Otherwise stay on the line and we'll get to you as soon as we can.

This is awesome.  :bouncegiggle: