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Quote A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area. Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.” Seen above, Detiege was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $150 bond. Title: Re: Pickle-Packing Perv Popped on Private Premises Post by: Trevor on March 16, 2021, 01:50:57 PM Of course, that ([url]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/pickle-man-popped-984503[/url]) state Quote A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area. Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.” Seen above, Detiege was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $150 bond. 😝😛😬🥴😳💩🤧😝😝😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed that laugh, thanks 😂 Title: Re: Pickle-Packing Perv Popped on Private Premises Post by: sprite75 on March 16, 2021, 07:48:54 PM 😝😛😬🥴😳💩🤧😝😝😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed that laugh, thanks 😂 Of course he could've avoided all this trouble if he had simply gotten a room. |