It's the Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman!
(https://i.imgur.com/jgwcX8i.jpg?1)
I couldn't find a better image of this cover. It was on Amazon. The product description was
QuoteThis is what 80s horror films were all about, tongue in cheek gore with some decent scares. Horror Cuts is a brilliant set of 4 Horror movies! Includes ""Ugly b***hes,"" ""Prince of Darkness,"" ""Walking the Dead"" and ""Frankenstein."" These versions were never released before in the US!
Doesn't really say a lot does it?
In case you forgot her, Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman was previously seen in some classics as ...
Absentia
(https://i.imgur.com/NO0USW0.jpg)
Roadkill
(https://i.imgur.com/kLn9pyg.jpg)
Return of the Killer Shrews
(https://i.imgur.com/z6gQDgF.jpg)
and
The Hillside Stranglings
(https://i.imgur.com/JIEezF6.jpg)
I remember making a topic about this once before but I couldn't find it.
I remember that post too. I wonder if she has become the equivalent of the Wilhelm scream?
Honestly, I prefer that repeated chick than the awful posters they make for newer movies, which are nothing more than closeups of faces of the flavor of the month actor.
I hope she got paid well for that photo shoot. Looking at the quality of the posters, I'm guessing not, though.
Having not actually seen any of these movies, I'd like to think she plays the same character and just keeps randomly getting caught up in horror scenarios and monster outbreaks.
If this is not true, please don't tell.
And AGAIN!
(https://i.imgur.com/QvnVbte.jpg)
Hey look! I found --
(https://i.imgur.com/vP77MoX.jpg?1)
Oh wait. Sorry lady. I mistook you for somebody else for a minute there.
Wouldn't surprise me if that last one was directly "inspired" by the original image. I wonder where this fabled stock image comes from?
I just found this, which is similar too, but not the same as, the original.
https://www.alamy.com/scared-woman-crawling-on-the-floor-of-a-derelict-house-image63759727.html (https://www.alamy.com/scared-woman-crawling-on-the-floor-of-a-derelict-house-image63759727.html)
The original must be out there!
Patient Zero has been located!
I have found the original image.
https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871 (https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871)
I could download this and make my own posters!
The only one of these I have seen is ABSENTIA, which was actually a decent slow burn horror flick.
I've seen RoadKill. The monster bird in it doesn't look like the one on the cover. It actually looks like it was based on The Giant Claw
Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 27, 2022, 09:02:36 PM
Patient Zero has been located!
I have found the original image.
https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871 (https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871)
I could download this and make my own posters!
I'll start the ball rolling.. :smile:
(https://i.postimg.cc/d0jvnTwn/crawling.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/DWxS9bC.jpg)
Looks like our buddy gets to be the bad guy this time. Good for her!
It's like the Wilhelm Scream of posters.
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on September 23, 2022, 09:38:52 AM
It's like the Wilhelm Scream of posters.
I find the whole thing hilarious. I don't know how I keep finding these things, but I hope I keep finding more. :teddyr:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Cross_of_Iron_UK_quad_poster.jpg)
Once again, I've completely missed the point.
Quote from: The Burgomaster on September 28, 2022, 04:32:22 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Cross_of_Iron_UK_quad_poster.jpg)
Once again, I've completely missed the point.
Nice try though. :twirl: :thumbup:
Quote from: The Burgomaster on September 28, 2022, 04:32:22 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Cross_of_Iron_UK_quad_poster.jpg)
Once again, I've completely missed the point.
:teddyr: :bouncegiggle:
(https://i.imgur.com/clgwQH6.jpg)
I ran across this one and I thought it was her for a moment.
Still... pretty close, but toned down sort of. It's like generic crawling on the ground horror woman.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, but that's another girl!
Quote from: chainsaw midget on July 27, 2023, 01:06:51 PM(https://i.imgur.com/clgwQH6.jpg)
I ran across this one and I thought it was her for a moment.
Still... pretty close, but toned down sort of. It's like generic crawling on the ground horror woman.
It's the Return of the Daughter of the Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman: This time she has a different movie!
(https://i.imgur.com/7AqCorwl.jpg)
Haven't seen our old friend in a while, but this is the second appearance of that other girl, so I think that's worth a mention, even if her face is really badly photoshopped this time.
think I've located the cousin...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/40/92/5e40928de04b4d91cdd88faab8ffe409.jpg)
she seems to be evolving at a terrifying rate... might soon be walking upright... this is a code red alert, stay in your bunkers
Ah there she is!
(https://i.imgur.com/xa3wvQK.png)