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Title: I found our old friend again!
Post by: chainsaw midget on March 20, 2021, 11:33:59 PM
It's the Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman! 
(https://i.imgur.com/jgwcX8i.jpg?1)

I couldn't find a better image of this cover.  It was on Amazon.  The product description was
Quote
This is what 80s horror films were all about, tongue in cheek gore with some decent scares. Horror Cuts is a brilliant set of 4 Horror movies! Includes ""Ugly b***hes,"" ""Prince of Darkness,"" ""Walking the Dead"" and ""Frankenstein."" These versions were never released before in the US!

Doesn't really say a lot does it? 


In case you forgot her, Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman was previously seen in some classics as ... 

Absentia
(https://i.imgur.com/NO0USW0.jpg)

Roadkill
(https://i.imgur.com/kLn9pyg.jpg)

Return of the Killer Shrews
(https://i.imgur.com/z6gQDgF.jpg)

and

The Hillside Stranglings
(https://i.imgur.com/JIEezF6.jpg)

I remember making a topic about this once before but I couldn't find it. 


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: Alex on March 21, 2021, 02:51:30 AM
I remember that post too. I wonder if she has become the equivalent of the Wilhelm scream?


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: Gabriel Knight on March 21, 2021, 08:36:28 AM
Honestly, I prefer that repeated chick than the awful posters they make for newer movies, which are nothing more than closeups of faces of the flavor of the month actor.


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 21, 2021, 08:53:52 AM
I hope she got paid well for that photo shoot. Looking at the quality of the posters, I'm guessing not, though.


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: chainsaw midget on March 21, 2021, 01:46:15 PM
Having not actually seen any of these movies, I'd like to think she plays the same character and just keeps randomly getting caught up in horror scenarios and monster outbreaks. 

If this is not true, please don't tell. 


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: chainsaw midget on March 27, 2021, 04:32:49 PM
And AGAIN! 

(https://i.imgur.com/QvnVbte.jpg)


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 08, 2021, 10:09:17 PM
Hey look!  I found --


(https://i.imgur.com/vP77MoX.jpg?1)

Oh wait.  Sorry lady.  I mistook you for somebody else for a minute there. 


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: Archivist on April 21, 2021, 08:00:49 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if that last one was directly "inspired" by the original image. I wonder where this fabled stock image comes from?


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: Archivist on April 21, 2021, 08:07:40 PM
I just found this, which is similar too, but not the same as, the original.

https://www.alamy.com/scared-woman-crawling-on-the-floor-of-a-derelict-house-image63759727.html (https://www.alamy.com/scared-woman-crawling-on-the-floor-of-a-derelict-house-image63759727.html)

The original must be out there!


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: chainsaw midget on May 27, 2022, 09:02:36 PM
Patient Zero has been located! 


I have found the original image. 

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871 (https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871)

I could download this and make my own posters!


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: indianasmith on May 27, 2022, 10:55:05 PM
The only one of these I have seen is ABSENTIA, which was actually a decent slow burn horror flick.


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: WingedSerpent on May 28, 2022, 09:45:21 PM
I've seen RoadKill.  The monster bird in it doesn't look like the one on the cover.  It actually looks like it was based on The Giant Claw


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: zombie no.one on June 08, 2022, 06:44:12 AM
Patient Zero has been located! 


I have found the original image. 

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871 (https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871)

I could download this and make my own posters!

I'll start the ball rolling..  :smile:

(https://i.postimg.cc/d0jvnTwn/crawling.jpg)


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: chainsaw midget on September 22, 2022, 05:13:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DWxS9bC.jpg)

Looks like our buddy gets to be the bad guy this time.  Good for her!


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: Gabriel Knight on September 23, 2022, 09:38:52 AM
It's like the Wilhelm Scream of posters.


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: chainsaw midget on September 23, 2022, 09:40:39 AM
It's like the Wilhelm Scream of posters.
I find the whole thing hilarious.  I don't know how I keep finding these things, but I hope I keep finding more.   :teddyr:


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 28, 2022, 04:32:22 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Cross_of_Iron_UK_quad_poster.jpg)


Once again, I've completely missed the point.





Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: chainsaw midget on September 29, 2022, 08:51:49 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Cross_of_Iron_UK_quad_poster.jpg)


Once again, I've completely missed the point.




Nice try though.   :twirl: :thumbup:


Title: Re: I found our old friend again!
Post by: Trevor on September 29, 2022, 09:05:56 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Cross_of_Iron_UK_quad_poster.jpg)


Once again, I've completely missed the point.





 :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: