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I've noticed that the message board has become.. stale lately. So I'm bringing up a question that millions of people have argued over and will continue to until Jason comes back from space and kills us all. What is the greatest movie quote of all time? Everything from the famous, "Luke, I am your father.", to the unforgettable, "This is my BOOMSTICK!", to the just plane awsome, "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum." What is the greatest movie quote... ever.
My nomination is From Dusk Till Dawn, shortly after a man named Sex Machine becomes a vampire and begins fighting his best freind. His freiend stands up, pumps his fists and yells,

"Come on, Sex Machine!"

A true and hilarious classic. Now, who's nominated next?

it's when Jack Nicholson says "here's johnny"

Pretty much every word thhat comes out of Jack Burtons mouth in 'Big Trouble in Little China'

"You've got to be f**king kidding me"

I'm getting too old for this s**t.

Anything by charlton heston - he has such a delivery. ;-)

"Get your stinkin' paws off of me you damned dirty ape!"
"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"
"Soylent Green is people!"

Thinking of his movies make me think of a great line I always go around repeating. Yul Brenner from "The 10 commandments".

"So let it be written...so let it be done"

my favourite has to be
"probably just kids"
- it comes up so often when the monster runs amok and the lazy local cops come to investigate...

From Six String Samurai:
"If I were you I'd be runnin',"
"If you were me you'd be good lookin',"

They Live:
"Kickin' ass and chewin' bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!"

Next Friday:
"Negro, what are you doin' with my woman?"

Pretty much anything Bruce Campbell said in the Evil dead films.

"Suck my spinning steel s**t heads!" -Derek "Bad Taste"
"It's something you'll get used to, a mental mind f**k can be nice"-Dr. Frank N. Furter "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
"Oh s**t! I was just about to pop my cookies!"-Bletch "Meet the Feebles"
"For pulling  this trick, I'll chop off your dick!"-Leprechaun "Leprechaun 3"

My personal fave from Army of Darkness:

"Yo, she-b***h!  Let's go!"

Oh yeah, Big trouble does have a lot of memorable quotes: 'Are you ready?' 'I was born ready!'

"I kick ass for the Lord!" Priest in Dead/Alive
"Hail to the king baby!" Ash- Army of Darkness

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say I've no grasp of it whatsoever!"
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

"Everything's s**t. The only thing that's not s**tty is sleep."
Cemetery Man (aka Dellemorte Dellmore)

"BOB! BOB!"
"MOMMY!"
House by the Cemetery

"You're not going anywhere you evil-hosting f**k-stick!"
    -Jack Noseworthy, Idle Hands

"f**k me gently with a chainsaw!"
    -Kim Walker, Heathers

"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?"
    -Shannen Doherty, Heathers

"Malvert pee red."
    -The Stick, Student Bodies

" No matter where you go....there you'll be"


"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen"

"It's not my fault!" -- repeated oh-so-many times by Han Solo (mm... yum) in Star Wars.

BTW, who else thinks that the new Star Wars flicks SUCK?!!

Yep. AOTC was a disappointment. They had a really untalented prick as Anakin and the cliched groan inducing Amadalia/ Anakin forbidden romance made me wanna puke. The rest of the film was good though. Can't wait ta get it on tape to fast foward past the whiny Ani parts

"You will drink the black sperm of my vengence" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (Note: it's a Russ Meyer movie which may explain it.)

"Let go hunt us some orc!"
        -Aragorn
       

"W-w-well, I did hear something about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world... "
         -SamLuke Bannon wrote:

"Hell, I'd p**s on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good!"
-Barry Corbin, Wargames

"I got good news and bad news girls. The good news is your dates are here.", "What's the bad news?", "They're dead."
-Tom Atkins, Night of the Creeps

"Dry hair's for squids."
-Tim Thomerson, Trancers

"What about you? You got anything to say or are your veins bloated with brain eradicator too?"
-Randy Quaid, The Wraith

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
-Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
-Deborah Foreman, Real Genius

"Wolfman's got nards!"
-One of the kids, The Monster Squad

"Did anyone order an a***ole from room service?"
-Tom Hanks, Bachelor Party

"When they want to give the universe an enema, this is where they stick the nozzle"
-Kirk Douglas, Saturn

"I know I look strange to you, but how do you think you look to me? I watched four episodes of Lassie before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke!"
-Robert Picardo, Explorers

"The queen promised to ream us with 20 inch cattle prods and I'm still waiting!"
-Matthew Bright, Forbidden Zone

"Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least awhile. And dying in your beds, many years from now, how many of you would be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE, to come here, and tell our enemies... that they may take our lives... but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!"


"Ah ah ah. I know what your thinking, your thinking has
he fired six shots or only five. To tell you the truth in all this
confustion I kinda lost track myself. But being this is  44 Magnum,
the worlds most powerful hand gun and could blow your head clean off.
You just gotta ask yourself one question.... Do I feel lucky? Well do
ya PUNK?

Girl executive not in dangerous situation-"I can see you been through hell."
Black man who's in dangerous situation-"b***h, we still here."

-Leviathan

from food of the gods 2

"since when did a car eat your liver?"

and

".... a night, im sure, none of us will ever forget...."

Man with really bad southern accent: "Weather or not you fry buttf*&k!"- Satan's Storybook

"When The moon is full I become a wolf"- 2 Idiots in Hollywood (those of you who have seen it should understand)

"Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God." - Hard boiled.

"I like what you've done to the place, of course last time I was here there was a body in the deep fryer" - Christopher Walken in "Scotland, Pa"

"I love my dead gay son" - Heathers

"Those Baptist just come in and take over." Ed Wood

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES."

Aliens had some of the most memorable quotations ever.  (It's "quotation," by the way, folks.  "Quotation" is the noun.  "To quote" is the verb.)

viz:

"I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

"Hey, Vasquez!  Have you ever been mistaken for a MAN?"

- "No.   Haf you?"

and perhaps the best line ever uttered by a little girl in an action movie:

("These people are here to protect you.  They're soldiers.")

"It won't make any difference."  - Newt, from Aliens

I'm sure somebody else already nominated it, but it is:

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

Speaking of Aliens quotes:

"Let put her in charge"

"Elevator to hell going down"

and from Ghost World that has now become my sig

_____________________________
"We Greeks created democracy! You also created homos!"-Ghost World



Post Edited (05-27-05 00:21)

Where do these stairs go?

UP

Utah!......gimmie two!

Perhaps it was a result of an anxiety.

No style, do ya chicken-s**t? Goes to water over a dummy.

My sig below also.

***MAD MAX

The arrangement was I wouldn't kill ya...I reckon you got a bargain, didn't ya?

Trading in human flesh...you must be trash.

Two days ago I saw a vehicle that'd haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here? You talk to me.

***Road Warrior

Back off man, I'm a scientist.

We're ready to believe you!

***Ghost Busters

I could go on but I won't. Has anyone noticed that this thread is almost 3 years old?

yeah I did, someone up above commented about how the new star wars movie sucked and I was about to say it was better than Episode 2, then i realized the date it was posted and was like OH she's talking about Attack of the clones.

Also good quote we all forgot...BUBBA HO-TEP

"I Felt my pecker flutter like a pigeon having a heart attack"

"I will galge out your eyes and skull f**k you!"

"What is best in life?"
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women"

"Game over man! game over! What the f**k are we going to do now man! What are we gonna do!"

"There are no crazy people doctor.  We're all just on vacation." --- Donald Pleasance to Dwight Schultz in `82's "Alone In The Dark".

Okay, it's not really the Best Quote Ever, but I'm fresh off from having watched this crazy `80's horror flick, and just ga-ga over it!  Always dig Donald Pleasance, and this line is delivered with his usual inimitable style.

From "J.C.V.H"

"Let's start the conversions!" - Jesus, when attacked by a car full of atheists

"If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope" - Jesus, about to sneak into a building

"get your stinkin paws off me you damned dirty ape!"

Not the best quote, but amusing...

From THE TERMINATOR..."Hey, buddy. Did you just see a real bright light?"

I always wondered what happened to that actor...

Steve, the Bum in the alley was Stan Yale, who later went on to appear in Trancers 3 as another Bum in the alley.
Nice to see Ernie Hudson on hear a few times, but my favorite quotesin recent memory would have to be Kip in Napolean Dynamite.
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

"She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. "
and my favorite- "Your mom goes to college!"

It's when Spicoli says "You Dick!" in Fast Times At Ridgemont High

TROLL (1987)

The fairy: "What´s your name boy?"
The Boy: "My name is Harry Potter."

- wasn´t this an inspiration for someone?

"Let's get the hell outta here"

come on folks, If I had a dollar for everytime this line has been used in any movie, I could Retire by the time I'm 40.

Zapranoth wrote:

>  (It's "quotation," by the way, folks.  "Quotation" is the noun.  "To quote" is the verb.)

Nice reprimand, Zap.   However common usage has negates your antiquated idea. "A quote" is indeed a noun, it isn't the fault of those on this board that your dictionary or dusty grammar book can't keep up with the dynamics of the linguistic dialectic.  Besides, priggish purists seem to forget that if the meaning isn't muddled by the usage of a word, than there is no harm done.  Were you honestly confused by the use of "quote" as noun, or where you just trying to get the full use of the five bucks you spent on whatever tome you extracted this tidbit from so you could get the intellectual upper hand?

To keep this from being a complete digression, one of my favorite quotes comes from Real Genius:

"I think Socrates put it best when he said, 'I drank what?'"

I thought of yet another particularly great quotation, and I'm amazed that it hasn't turned up in the thread so far (caps as a best attempt to recreate the odd emphasis of the words):

"PUT THE f**kING LOtion in the BARRsket!"

and its sister line,

"No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person? ?"

I always like to quote Hanibal: "Toughened your nipples, didn't it?", but no one remembers that line.

"Toughened your nipples" comes from Hannibal while he's in full regalia straight jacket, muzzle, etc.. while talking to the senator about her missing daughter. There was a segue into breast feeding that I can't quote line for line, but nevertheless he delivered it poignantly.

Here's one all of us are sure to roll our eyes at. From Herschell Gordon Lewis's Blood Feast, the two police officers are conversing about the murders:

"Looks like this is gonna be one of those looooong hard ones."

and of course how can you forget:

"Have you ever had an Egyptian Feast!?"
[musical fanfare]

"I've killed mothers with their babies
I've killed great philosophers
Proud young warriors and revolutionaries
I've killed the evil, the good,
the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful.
I've done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors,
and I've never once...shown any...mercy!"

Kinda cool when he says this, he's just about to kill everybody in the room, and he's an unstoppable assasin (you can chop him into pieces and he reassembles himself), so they're pretty much screwed.  It's from Lexx 1.0 - I Worship His Shadow