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Title: What The f**k Is This?
Post by: Corbino Bernson III on July 06, 2002, 11:13:40 AM
Nice Site? Night Of The Living Dead the classic zombie movie? I don`t think so u twat!!! have you ever seen any decent films. There was this list of 74 films compiled called video nasties. Ever heard of them? don`t think so! How the f**k can that s**tty movie be the classic zombie movie its in fucjkin black and white U dumb s**t!!! Tomb Raider!!! WHAT THE f**k U IDIOT!!! you will be reviewing the new star wars movie next. Call yourself a Badmovies site!!! very well Tomb raider is bad but i think we can both agree its far from anything that should be on this site. And have you ever seen anything by Hershall Gordan Lewis? I don`t think so!!! If it wasn`t for people like him we wouldn`t have the lucio fulcis and the ruggero deodartos of this world. Still, we might have been spared from bulls**t like Badmovies.org huh? I truly belive i would rather watch a double bill of The Bogey Man & Virgin Among The Living Dead than log on and go to your s**tty site!!! take some tips and visit Spallz.0catch.com


Title: Re: What The f**k Is This?
Post by: littlenemo on July 06, 2002, 11:59:02 AM
I hate people who spout off that if a movie is in black and white then it is a piece of s**t..By that reasoning the first 20 minutes of wizard of oz should just be cut from the movie..what an ass.


Title: Re: What The f**k Is This?
Post by: Pete B6K on July 06, 2002, 12:17:44 PM
First, calm down. Take a sedative. Smoke a bowl. Anything.

Second , I don't think Andrew was aware the website police existed, and these offences he seems to have commited were not made clear to him.

So, I see oyu read a list of films someone else liked and decided that those must be the only classic films ever. Try having an original thought, go out and decide for yourself whether you like a film.

"How the f**k can that s**tty movie be the classic zombie movie its in fucjkin black and white U dumb s**t!!!" < It's fairly moronic to dismiss a film because it's black&white. Freak, Night of the Living Dead, Ed Wood, Plan 9 from Outer Space and Whisky Galore are just a few off the top of my head that are great b&w films.

"its far from anything that should be on this site." < And it's not up to you what someone puts on THEIR OWN website. It's fairly clear Andrew made this website for himself and anyone else who happens to take an interest in tis content. Take it or leave it.

"And have you ever seen anything by Hershall Gordan Lewis? I don`t think so!!! If it wasn`t for people like him we wouldn`t have the lucio fulcis and the ruggero deodartos of this world." < Sounds like you read a book or heard something that told you HGL is the reason we had fulci and deodarto. Refer to the bit about roiginal thought earlier.

I had a little look at that Spallz thing and it seems to be an amateur operation, couldn't even find a review to see what it's like, and it's crawling with pop-up adverts, which I hate.

Lastly, watch your f**king language, this a is a family show.

Pete


P.S. "I feel sorry for your mother"


Title: Re: What The f**k Is This?
Post by: Scott Muir on July 06, 2002, 12:19:11 PM
Dear  Mr. Bernson:
Would you please for the love of human decency...please shut up.


Title: Re: What The f**k Is This?
Post by: Offthewall on July 06, 2002, 02:40:36 PM
also on that Black and White list CLERKS! come on that movie is a classic


Title: Re: What The f**k Is This?
Post by: The Honn on July 06, 2002, 04:34:55 PM
I gotta say, thats one of the most fantastic things Ive ever read here. No, I dont agree with him its just nice to laugh hysterically at someone else's sheer stupidity every now and then.


Title: Re: What The f**k Is This?
Post by: ErikJ on July 06, 2002, 05:02:03 PM
Does this jerks' website even exist? Try and see what you find. I found his link as empty as his words. If this site is so much better than our beloved badmovies.org then where is it?


Title: Re: What The Fornicate Is This?
Post by: Flangepart on July 06, 2002, 05:04:16 PM
Oh...how about a troll who's vocabulary indicates, indeed, that every little spearm is NOT sacred. For self evident reasons. And this guy has the audacity to have a III after his monicker................................


Title: Re: What The Fornicate Is This?
Post by: StatCat on July 06, 2002, 05:46:25 PM
Truly poor pathetic points and obviously a troll with nothing better to do then spew out nonsense. Video nasties were dubbed so in England so I doubt many people know about that title. Dismissing movies because they are in black and white is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard.


Title: Re: What The Fornicate Is This?
Post by: sm on July 06, 2002, 06:06:54 PM
#1 - i'm not a huge fan of "Night of the Living Dead" either but I don't have hissies
#2 - Andrew holds the right to rate and review his films as he pleases. Everyone does! He IS the webmaster
#3 - Movies weren't invented when color was invented.
#4 - was that spiel a sad pathetic attempt to get attention so people could come and see your crappy site? booooo!
#5 - Are you related to Corbin Bernson? That might explain alot

#6 -  People who end every sentence with three exclamation points needs a labotomy..but hey, that's just me. ;-)


Title: Re: What The Fornicate Is This?
Post by: systemcr4sh on July 06, 2002, 07:39:02 PM
- I'm pretty sure andrew has seen a movie by HGL.
- I'm pretty sure he also knows about video nasties. I've only been collecting for less than a year and I know about them.

...what a dolt.

-Dan


Title: Re: What The Fornicate Is This?
Post by: Pancho on July 07, 2002, 04:18:29 PM
I was going to post something insulting to you but i think that that's already been taken care of.  All i really have to say is how amazed i am that out of all your father/uncle's sperm you, my friend, were the fastest.


Title: Re: What The @!#$ Is This?
Post by: Akira Tubo on July 07, 2002, 04:47:45 PM
Before you harshly slam someone else's website, try to put something on your own besides pop-up ads.


Title: Re: What The @!#$ Is This?
Post by: Cloudio on July 07, 2002, 11:13:26 PM
The number of pop-ups was more horrific than any film I have ever seen...
Perhaps with the exception of The WoodChipper Massacre.


Title: someones got the hiney hairs wound too tight.
Post by: deej on July 08, 2002, 12:57:34 AM
>Night Of The Living Dead the classic zombie movie? I don`t think so
> Ever heard of them? don`t think so!
>And have you ever seen anything by Hershall Gordan Lewis? I don`t think so!!!

 That cat does a lot of not thinking!

DJ


Title: someones got the hiney hairs wound too tight.
Post by: deej on July 08, 2002, 01:02:17 AM
>Night Of The Living Dead the classic zombie movie? I don`t think so
> Ever heard of them? don`t think so!
>And have you ever seen anything by Hershall Gordan Lewis? I don`t think so!!!

 That cat does a lot of not thinking!

DJ


Title: Re: No Wonder This Guy Is Full Of @!#$.
Post by: BlackAngel on July 08, 2002, 04:55:21 AM
1. I just went to this guys "site", went to the reveiws and there was nothing, nada, zilch, zippo, one big f**king goose egg.

2. My computer nearly froze with so many pop-up ads.  This site has more of those than Maximonline.com and Cheat Code Central combine.

3. No wonder he's nuts, his site says "from the makers of Friday the 13th 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..."


Title: Re: What The @!#$ Is This?
Post by: Orga Hades on July 08, 2002, 05:34:24 AM
To be quite honest, I've never seen anything by somebody named Hershall Gordan Lewis.


Title: Re: What The @!#$ Is This?
Post by: jmc on July 08, 2002, 09:43:41 AM
Well, glad you guys went to his website so I don't have to.

I don't really understand what his point is...is he mad because Andrew occasionally reviews GOOD movies that he likes on the site?   But then he says he doesn't like NOTLD [which shows he knows zilch about horror...]  

Beats me...the post made almost no sense to me.  I think Fulci and Deodato would probably have existed without Herschel Gordon Lewis, but I enjoy the films of all three directors.  

Personally, I do sort of agree that I would rather not see reviews of big-budget films [like TOMB RAIDER].  Sure, they're bad, but not in the entertaining way.
But that's only a minor quibble for me.