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Title: Kill the comedy relief!...kill him i say!...
Post by: FLANGEPART on April 10, 2001, 11:25:07 AM
and with that...what would you guys do/ like to see happen to the most annoying comedy relief you can think of? Espchualy if he did get offed, but not to your satisfaction. Or, hey, any annoying side character that keeps getting in the way. The test begins now.


Title: Re: Kill the comedy relief!...kill him i say!...
Post by: Andrew on April 10, 2001, 11:36:23 AM
Sometimes conversations I've been involved in have become rather macabre.  During one we started coming up with the most painful deaths possible, so here we go:

Take a cement mixing truck and fill it with hot sauce, broken glass (fine), and fire ants.  Now take the komic and dilate his eyes, then toss him into the mixer and turn it on.

Unfortunately he will still probably yell things like "Ouch, that's going to leave a mark!"  Better gag him too...

Andrew


Title: Re: Kill the comedy relief!...kill him i say!...
Post by: Gerry on April 10, 2001, 01:32:34 PM
OK, this isn't strickly movie related, TV actually.  But the worst case of comedy relief ruining a great cartoon was Snarf in Thundercats.  I hated that little POS.  And the show could have done without the Thunder Twins too, but they weren't nearly as bad.  At least they could fight pretty good (for kids), but Snarf was totally useless and had an annoying voice too.

I say we trap Snarf, skin him alive and string him up in a Vietnamese meat market.


Title: Re: Kill the comedy relief!...kill him i say!...
Post by: WoodQ on April 10, 2001, 03:11:46 PM
or the cops in Last House on the Hill, I still hear people saying they didn't belong in that movie.Gerry wrote:


>
> OK, this isn't strickly movie related, TV actually.
> But the worst case of comedy relief ruining a great cartoon
> was Snarf in Thundercats.  I hated that little POS.  And the
> show could have done without the Thunder Twins too, but they
> weren't nearly as bad.  At least they could fight pretty good
> (for kids), but Snarf was totally useless and had an annoying
> voice too.
>
> I say we trap Snarf, skin him alive and string him up in a
> Vietnamese meat market.


Title: Re: Kill the comedy relief!...kill him i say!...
Post by: Squishy on April 11, 2001, 04:51:17 AM
The little jackass from "Deep Rising." I wanted a tentacle to come shooting out of the water, smack him in the ass, come out of his mouth, grab his head, and pull him inside out. He would then fall into the salt water, trying to scream.

Or Leatherface could whack him with a sledgehammer, dropping him on a piece of aluminum siding so I could get off on the racket his flailing legs make. It's all good.

I hate that little f***.