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On the flipside the Milady Susan's thread, who is the worst movie/cartoon/tv villian and who you think can be the worst villian to invade your sanity.

My pick:
Shao Kahn
Mr. Freeze
Those people who can "sing" in those Lottery "If I had a Million Dollars..."

Yours?

The farting muck zombies in "Spookies".  They dissolve in wine, yet reside in a cellar full of wine barrels.

Phantom of Krankor from Prince of Space. Apart from looking like Dennis Franz he screws up at everything else and always has a forced HA HA HA laugh.

The psycho at today's episode of "Baywatch". He is somebody who speaks lines from movies, has his face contorting at every occassion and talked to himself. Pathetic. Not to mention that he is defeated by Pamela Anderson, Jasmene Bleeth and Alexandra Paul  while inpersonating Charlie's Angels (them, not he). My head hurts.

The villain in TV's "Dean Koontz's Sole Survivor" (was he John C. McIngley?) was also plain unbearable.

Wow. Someone else has seen Prince of Space as well as me. HHHHHHA HHA HHA HHAAAAAAANeville wrote:
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> The psycho at today's episode of "Baywatch". He is somebody
> who speaks lines from movies, has his face contorting at
> every occassion and talked to himself. Pathetic. Not to
> mention that he is defeated by Pamela Anderson, Jasmene
> Bleeth and Alexandra Paul  while inpersonating Charlie's
> Angels (them, not he). My head hurts.
>
> The villain in TV's "Dean Koontz's Sole Survivor" (was he
> John C. McIngley?) was also plain unbearable.

Valeria, in Robot Holocaust. She can't act at all, and her accent is barely intelligible. She is easy on the eyes though.

>Valeria, in Robot Holocaust. She can't act at all, and her accent is barely intelligible. She is easy on the eyes though.

Yes!!!!  As I was reading down, she came to mind.  I'm amazed someone got there first

Also the evil head  chick in "Pheonix the Warrior"

and Richard Moll in...anything

Krankor and Valeria....if they had a child/grub/egg/pouchling/ect....who would it be? Still....Krankor had some personality....that more then the Invaders from Neptune had! Prince of Space Vs. Space Chief. The Spandex grudge match of the century! Imagin dueling gangs of Kennys haveing a punchout over which "Hero" is the "Keenest". Well, you imagin it...i'm bitter.......

The alien from Without Warning and Satan From The Demon Lover.

I want to apologise for Callysto's post earlier. She is my wife and I didn't pay attention that she was loged in.

My worst villains are:
Every villain in Batman Returns, Batman Forever, and Batman & Robin-I wanted Peguin dead after 10 minutes of screen time.

Serleena from MIB 2- I have never seen a more borring character in my life. Wanted her dead after about 15 minutes of screen time.

Johnny Knoxville's character from MIB 2- Who told this man he could act? Wanted him dead from the moment I saw him.

Scott Valentines character from Satan's Storybook-I want to nominate everyone from this movie as the worst in their profession and the worst career choice in history. You have no idea how bad I hate this movie and wish ill on everyone involved with it. I wish the memory of it would die but it will always be my personal nightmare.

Moondoggie - "American Vampire"

Sometimes bad is bad...

Robert Picardo (as SATAN) and Stephen Geoffreys (as the Demon Possessed Nerd) in 976-EVIL (Freddy got fingered to direct and he fumbled)

The lame-o designed sandsucker in Blood Beach

Fidel whatshisname from Escape from L.A. (he ain't the duke and he ain't #1)

Horace Pinker (Freddy Krueger re-imagined as a cackling buffoon so cartoonishly evil it HAD to be a parody, right?)

The Growling Dogman from Mongrel.

The Being (roflol)

Beebee from Deadly Friend

The pansy British guy with a thing for wood in Gone In 60 Seconds. Haven't they heard that an action movie is only as good as its villian?

The square-jawed, snaggle-toothed guy from The Final Sacrifice. But, really, what Canadian could be threatening?

Tommy Lee Jones in Under Siege. A neo-hippie whose motives are never really clear.

I always had a problem with Dr. Giggles. maybe it's me. Anybody see clint howard in 'the ice cream man'? I kinda like him tho so i dunno.

Nuclear man from "Superman IV" - villians shouldn't wear gold spandex. And that fight on the moon? LOL..i could literally see the strings. But that's another story.

"Scott Valentines character from Satan's Storybook-I want to nominate everyone from this movie as the worst in their profession and the worst career choice in history. You have no idea how bad I hate this movie and wish ill on everyone involved with it. I wish the memory of it would die but it will always be my personal nightmare" -ErikJ
                   
                           Yeaah, but at least he was funny in Carnosaur 3.

Anyway, my vote goes to........ the cult in Satan's Cheerleaders and the guy in See No Evil, I hate those movies so much..... *pouts*

>Horace Pinker

 Played by Mitch Pileggi, AKA A.D. Skinner on The X-Files.

>Anybody see clint howard in 'the ice cream man'? I kinda like him tho so i dunno

 I saw it.

 Did you see the segment they did on him in one of the MTV award shows? They introduced with something like "An actor who only needs one name; "Clint", an actor who has been in dozens of movies. An actor who can still make the ladies scream." Then it shows Clint Howard get into a car with a girl who obviously wasn't expecting him and he yells "Hiya baby!" and she screams. :)

>>>"An actor who only needs one name; "Clint", an actor who has been in dozens of movies. An actor who can still make the ladies scream." Then it shows Clint Howard get into a car with a girl who obviously wasn't expecting him and he yells "Hiya baby!" and she screams. :)<<

LOL! No i didn't see it. I saw when MTV gave him the Lifetime Achivement award. Up till then it had been a goofy category but I think it's cool they at least acknowledged an actor who has been in the business awhile and while never in the bright lights has always created interesting characters. Good for him

Speaking of Clint Howard - wasn't he in the "Land of the Lost" tv series as Cha-Ka or did that monkey-boy just resemble him? God was that silly, slow-moving sleestaks. What family goes on a routine expedition on white water rapids? Was sort of the Gilligan syndrome, someone always accidentally ended up there and they always helped them back but alas..they could never make it all-together themselves. I think that show gets one of the worst marks for special effects - anybody remember the t-rex dinosaur? lol

Flangepart wrote:
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> Krankor and Valeria....if they had a
> child/grub/egg/pouchling/ect....who would it be?
> Still....Krankor had some personality....that more then the
> Invaders from Neptune had! Prince of Space Vs. Space Chief.
> The Spandex grudge match of the century! Imagin dueling gangs
> of Kennys haveing a punchout over which "Hero" is the
> "Keenest". Well, you imagin it...i'm bitter.......
>
>

Yeah, I'll give Krankor that, he WAS better then the Neptune Men. But most people do. By the way, I did NOT need the mental picture of Krankor mating! UGH!

Yes, CLINT HOWARD RULES!

Turns out it wasn't clint howard in "land of the lost" but another actor. Check out this page: http://www.geocities.com/reelcinema74/chaka.html

I put up picks of both of them, man is THAT scary

PREACH ON BROTHER LUKE!!!! Clint's great, he's never failed to entertain the people. Hell, he was the best thing about "The Wraith".


As for Worst Villain....Jeremy Irons in The Time Machine. What a stupid character! That plus he just shows up out of nowhere(Here's our viiiillain!). Jeez, I even like Jeremy, and I think of anything good to say about him in this flick(ofcourse the same thing could be said about the whole cast.).

Lee wrote:
>
> PREACH ON BROTHER LUKE!!!! Clint's great, he's never failed
> to entertain the people. Hell, he was the best thing about
> "The Wraith".
>
>
> As for Worst Villain....Jeremy Irons in The Time Machine.
> What a stupid character! That plus he just shows up out of
> nowhere(Here's our viiiillain!). Jeez, I even like Jeremy,
> and I think of anything good to say about him in this
> flick(ofcourse the same thing could be said about the whole
> cast.).

What about Irons in Dungons and Dragons? I never saw more over acting in my life

No question at all - Keanu Reeves in "The Watcher". That was the most boring load of tripe I have ever seen.

Sean Connery in THE AVENGERS. I'm an evil criminal mastermind bent on world domination through a hair-brained scheme who likes to wear a cute bear suit, FEAR ME!

Jim Carrey in BATMAN FOREVER. Riddle me this, Bat-buffoon. What do call a villain, who named himself the Riddler, but asks no riddles? Hehehehehehehe! Lame.

Then again I just saw BLOODWATERS OF DR. Z on MST3K the other day, that guy would probably get my vote for most pathetic villain.

BTW, love the name, Neon Noodle.

Daffy Duck: NEON NOODLE!!!

The Mummy in the lame Stephen Sommers films. All that build-up and he's a complete push-over!

There was also Jean Reno in the Rollerball remake, and Joe Pesci from the Moonwalker movie. Weak, weak, weak.....

Thanks yaddo42!

Daffy Duck: Pumpkinhead! Picklepuss! Hammerhead! Snake Eyes! Double Header! Juke Box Jaw! NEON NOODLE!

Ah, Phoenix the Warrior. Yes, Persis Khambatta's character was almost as memorable as Valeria, for the same reasons.

> Yes, Persis Khambatta's character was almost as memorable as Valeria, for the same reasons

I was actually thinking of the old lady in the chair with the tubes as the Villian.  Khambatta really only qualifies as "henchwoman" or maybe "trusted lieutenant"

Shame, though, that Megaforce seemed to be the pinnacle of her career

oh, if you lot were serious, you'd name burt (batman) ward as harry hodgkins jr. in robochic --

I couldn't tell ya. I never saw D&D.  I hear it is really awful though.

>LOL! No i didn't see it. I saw when MTV gave him the Lifetime Achivement award.

 I'm pretty sure that was the segment I was thinking of. They introduced it as if it was going to Clint Eastwood, then after the part about making women scream, it shows a clip from a movie with him getting into the car and the girl screaming.

>Speaking of Clint Howard - wasn't he in the "Land of the Lost" tv series as Cha
>-Ka or did that monkey-boy just resemble him? God was that silly, slow-moving

 I loved that show! I liked how you learned all this weird stuff (what color crystals to use for light, how to open the pylons, the pacuni language), how Enik thought the sleestaks were his ancestors, but they turned out to be his descendants etc.

>sleestaks. What family goes on a routine expedition on white water rapids? Was
>sort of the Gilligan syndrome, someone always accidentally ended up there and
>they always helped them back but alas..they could never make it all-together
>themselves. I think that show gets one of the worst marks for special effects -

 Actually, at the time, I thought the special effects were pretty good. At least the dinosaurs didn't look like stop-motion puppets.

>anybody remember the t-rex dinosaur? lol

 You mean Grumpy? :)

>>Actually, at the time, I thought the special effects were pretty good. At least the dinosaurs didn't look like stop-motion puppets. <,

That's because they were men in rubber suits. ;-)

Susan writes:

"I think that show gets one of the worst marks for special effects - anybody remember the t-rex dinosaur?"

Hey, I love that t-rex.  A cherished childhood memory.  Watched that show all the time.  If I can catch it on TV I still watch it.

Which is pretty sad, when you think about it.

The animation was a combination of stop motion and puppets (at least in my...that is, the first version), and in some respects still stands up fairly well, overall.

Well, the stop motion does, anyway.

I will also go further and defend the dinosaurs of Land of the Lost and say that they are far from the worst dinosaurs presented on television.  That (dis)honor I would give to two shows:  the movie It's Alive ( a man in a mime suit with ping pong ball eyes) and the Doctor Who episode "Invasion of the Dinosaurs" (you could have called them puppet dinosaurs if the people who were making them spent any more money.)
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Back on topic - Speaking of bad villians, one of the worst in Doctor Who history appeared in the episode 'The Happiness Patrol."  He was called the Kandyman and he was a robot made in the shape (and, to a dregee, out of) candy.

I used wonder why people gave me heat over the special effects in Doctor Who, when so many of them were fans of Land Of The Lost growing up. Even when I was little, I couldn't stand how cheesy LOTL looked. To this day, I've never been able to sit and watch an entire episode.

I've always loved watching Doctor Who.  I think it has some of the neatest stories in Science Fiction TV history, and that it was at one point the best Science Fiction show, period.  But sometimes the special effects weren't so special.

The funny (and sad) thing about Doctor Who was that, once the effects started to improve, they canceled the show.

As for my fondness for Land of the Lost, well that's a case of "loved it as a child."  I'm not sure if, had I first seen it as an adult, I would like it at all.
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Another Worse Villian - The movie studio guard in the movie Hobgoblins.  He isn't a villian according to the flick; in it he's just a "funny" old man.  But think about it:  he's known for years about these dangerous stuffed an.. I mean creatures.  And yet he doesn't do anything about them until after he has been fired.  In other words, people getting killed is fine, but lose my job over you and that's that...

God I hate that movie.