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Title: Who would win in a fight? Post by: Luca Brasi on August 05, 2002, 05:22:41 PM Okay, the battle of the badass'! Who comes out on top?
Harry Calahan (Dirty Harry), Ash (evil dead), Ripley (Alien), Django (Django), Kilgore (Apocalypse Now), Frank (Blue Velvet), Tommy Gibbs (Black Caesar), Steve Mcqueen (any of his movies), Charles Bronson (again, any), Coffy (Coffy), Snake Plisken (Escape From NY), Chow Yun Fat (any John Woo flick {once a thief, excluded}), Takeshi Kitano (any of his movies), Peter Jackson (Bad Taste, not as the alien), Dr. Herbert West (Re-Animator), Ben (Night of The Living Dead) or Jonathan Lipnicki's character in Jerry Maguirre? . . . I hate to be so generic, but I would have to go with Ash. Title: Re: Who would win in a fight? Post by: Steven Millan on August 06, 2002, 03:12:36 AM My inseption of how the fight would go down(by way of elimination)......
1. Jonathan Lipnicki 2. Herbert West 3. Peter Jackson 4. Steve McQueen 5. Kilgore 6. Frank Booth 7. Charles Bronson 8. Harry Callahan 9. Coffy 10. Tommy Gibbs 11. Ash 12. Takeshi Kitano 13. Snake Plissken 14. Django The Winner: Chow Yun Fat Boy,my Carmen Electra/Kate Winslet lookalike cousin Deedee will really,really love me for this(she loves Chow Yun Fat)!!!! Title: Re: Who would win in a fight? Post by: BlackAngel on August 06, 2002, 03:49:25 AM All I have to say is "Go ahead, make my day". You figure it out
Title: good judgement Post by: Luca Brasi on August 06, 2002, 04:14:51 AM I'm pleased to see that Django lasted so long. Chow Yun Fat leaping through the air, double fisted chaos as Django destroys every thing in sight with his 30 cal.
. . . If your Carmen Electra/Kate Winslet cousin adored Franco Nero, would that affect the results? Title: Re: good judgement Post by: Will on August 06, 2002, 06:54:52 AM First of all, Sam Hell (Hell Comes to Frogtown) might could get a shot at this one. Maybe Seth Gecko from From Dusk Till Dawn, or Darkman
But as far as Eastwood badasses go, I'd be more likely to back The Man With No Name from the Dollars trilogy. I do believe he would win. Title: Re: Who would win in a fight? Post by: yaddo42 on August 06, 2002, 10:24:00 AM My vote goes to Beat Takeshi. But he would promptly blow his own brains out after winning.
Title: Re: good judgement! Post by: Flangepart on August 06, 2002, 10:33:05 AM Man with no name Vs. Django. Now theres a gun fight i'd like to see! With lots of cannon fodder to wade through to get to the show down. Hummmm....Dark man + Crow Vs. Robocop 1 Baddie + Enter the Dragon baddie with knife hands. Call it the movie version of "Dissimilar enemy combat training".
Title: Re: Who would win in a fight? Post by: Drezzy on August 06, 2002, 11:40:43 AM Ripley. None of the other characters are half-alien or have acidic blood (for once, Alien: Resurrection comes in handy for a GOOD reference), and Ripley's survived more s**t than all of them. Oh, gangsters with guns? Demons from hell that you can easily kill? Try f**king with an 8 1/2 foot tall insect-like creature that has 2 mouths, a tale with a razor-sharp tip, can camouflage with its surroundings, always travels in high numbers, and has acid for blood as a defense mechanism. BOOYAH~!~
Plus, I doubt Ripley wouldn't have a flamethrower and the PowerLoader =) |