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I had a dream this morning.
....Heres what happened in the dream.
....First scene, a cat standing by a phone on a night stand. Phone rings.'
....Hand enters shot, grabs cat by the back and lifts cat out of shot. Hear angry cat noises, man wakeing up to a furry suprise.
.... Next shot, cat flies right to left across "screen", feet forward.
.... Reverse shot, cat in background, hanging by claws from screendoor,while man holds bloody ear/side of head. Cat looks p**sed.
.... Punchline: Guy with bandages on side of head. Friend asks, "The hell happened to you?'....guys answers..."I answered the cat."
.... No, i wasen't drinking, and i had normal food before bedtime. Its just me.

hahahhaahahahahah sounds funny, All my dreams are just really really wierd and don't really make any sense. I find them funny sometimes because I allways have re-occuring places in my dreams where weeks later I'll have a dream take place in the same place as one weeks ago.

Only dreams I ever remember having anymore invovle zombies...and sex.

I tend to dream about getting chased by the cops and the mob. I did have that one dream about that girl a few days ago(really weird). Then there was one dream I had where I went to the movies and tthe movie I saw starred me(especially weird because I didn't look anything like me). HUH?  But I don't think I've had one quite like Flangepart's(which I find pretty dang funny). I can just see the cat flying by haha!

I don't even remember the weirdest dream I ever had. All I know is that, when my mom called me to wake me up, I thought, "Oh, I don't need to get up. She's calling for Oscar. I'm William Shatner."

Back in high school I had those nightmares with aliens involved. I mean, not extraterrestials, but aliens ripped off from "Alien" + sequels. Funny thing is that they did not quite follow the Alien cliches. Consider this three different nightmares:

1) Being repeteadely crushed by a demolition ball operated by an Alien, which was sitting on the cabin pulling the adequate levers.

2) Being inside the Psycho shower scene, with an Alien knife in hand.

3) Inpersonating Ripley in "Aliens", killing dozens of aliens armed with a brush and yelling "ratatatata", while my sister, instead of helping, just kept repeating what a bad movie it was.

haha, now those are funny dreams. I can see the alien with a yellow hard hat on operating the wrecking ball. hahahaha!

Interesting, Nev.
....To quote Zaphod Bebelbrox's Brain Care Specialist, Gag Halfrunt."Vell, ziss is very promising, your delusions are getting grander und grander. That vill be 30.000 alterian dollars,ziss session."

>All my dreams are just really really wierd and don't really make any sense.

 Me too most of the time. I do have a main recurring theme though; failure. I'll set off walking someplace (down the street, to the store) and after only a few steps my legs start to hurt like I've been walking for hours, making progress difficult. I'll be in an ultra-light plane or have some kind of flying device, but I can never seem to get more than a couple feet off the ground. I'll get on a bike or motorcycle, but can't make it go. I'll have a gun, but either I don't have the right bullets for it, it falls apart or the bullets just don't work.

 This isn't every dream I have, but enough of them are like that to make me wonder if my sub-conscious is trying to tell me something.

>Back in high school I had those nightmares with aliens involved. I mean, not
>extraterrestials, but aliens ripped off from "Alien" + sequels.  

 I had a dream about them once too. I was trapped somewhere and the only way out was a huge rocket, but it was filled with aliens. The inside was all access tunnels that you had to crawl through and there were hundreds of aliens. I had them locked in various parts of the ship, but was never completely sure that I had all of them locked up.

My friend had a dream about one of those H R Giger Aliens with a backpack getting on a school bus and sitting in the front.  That's all..pretty funny image.