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Title: Wolfenstein movie on the way Post by: J.R. on August 21, 2002, 05:15:31 PM The awesome video game Return To Castle Wolfenstein is being adapted by the screenwriter of xXx. Why is this bad movie news? RTCW features a lone soldier killing Nazis...and Nazi zombies!!!
Title: Re: Wolfenstein movie on the way Post by: Chadzilla on August 21, 2002, 06:27:27 PM Oh great, Shock Waves with guns!
Title: Re: Wolfenstein movie on the way Post by: Akira Tubo on August 21, 2002, 09:33:47 PM Who wants to take bets on how much it'll suck?
Title: Re: Wolfenstein movie on the way Post by: systemcr4sh on August 21, 2002, 10:21:46 PM I call for a 95% ratio of suck
Give or take 5%. Who challenges? Title: Re: Wolfenstein movie on the way Post by: J.R. on August 21, 2002, 10:56:05 PM Or it could go the route of Street Fighter or Super Mario Bros. and be absolutely nothing like the game. And the 'Krauts' from the game will be called "Persons with differing political beliefs".
Title: Re: Wolfenstein movie on the way Post by: Mofo Rising on August 22, 2002, 12:31:02 AM J.R. wrote:
> > Or it could go the route of Street Fighter or Super Mario > Bros. and be absolutely nothing like the game. And the > 'Krauts' from the game will be called "Persons with differing > political beliefs". Nah. Nazis are the enemies everybody is free to indiscriminately hate. That's why they're used so often. I'd like to see a movie based off the original WOLFENSTEIN 3-D. Imagine! A man roams endless, nondescript hallways, ceaselessly searching for secret doors! All the Nazis look alike and use the same four lines! Every time somebody leaves to use the bathroom the movie insults them! It would be fantastic. Or we could go back to the really original wolfenstein. Everything is really dark, except for our hero, who is a small white smudge. The plot is very thin, but it definitely involves finding the correct pass. Title: Re: Wolfenstein movie on the way Post by: Luke Bannon on August 22, 2002, 05:44:54 AM Sounds OK.
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