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Title: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Andrew on October 03, 2002, 08:08:00 PM Check it out, his skin turned blue after he drank water laced with silver (on purpose). I think it would be awesomely funny if he ate a constituent:
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Central/10/02/candidate.blue.skin.ap/index.html Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Cullen on October 03, 2002, 08:13:51 PM Naw, naw. He's courting the all important Smurf vote.
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How do I know he'll lose? A. He turned himself blue by being taken in by quackery. Americans don't trust blue people. B. He's a Libertarian, get real. DC Voter: Why I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate! Kang and Kodos: Go ahead! THROW your vote away!! Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Susan on October 03, 2002, 09:08:05 PM Wonder if I put on special glasses if I could see him in 3-D
Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Squishy on October 03, 2002, 10:13:21 PM Too bad he's too old to join the Blue Man Group. Now he has to retire to the carnival.
Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: J.R. on October 03, 2002, 11:18:27 PM He's a Libertarian; ANYTHING to get even a little bit of coverage, you know?
Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Susan on October 03, 2002, 11:36:01 PM Wonder how many times he gets asked if he's feeling blue.
Actually it's kind of a neat idea. Somehow the idea of a race of bluemen, redmen and greenmen is quite appealing. Very sci-fi..like X-men. Wait a minute, maybe he's a mutant! Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Squishy on October 03, 2002, 11:50:41 PM "Grampa Nightcrawler, have you been going 'bamf' again?"
Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: raj on October 04, 2002, 03:33:10 PM Nope, a Morlock.
It's a shame he's in Montana, otherwise I'd vote for him; a libertarian and a Morlock rolled into one. Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: AndyC on October 04, 2002, 03:53:18 PM Can't say I'd vote for somebody who made a goofy mistake like that.
Hmmm... I wonder what the Green Party candidate looks like. Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: ErikJ on October 04, 2002, 11:07:42 PM Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo
Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Andrew on October 04, 2002, 11:13:41 PM ErikJ wrote:
> > Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo Lesson Learned: Experimental chewing gum and politics do not mix. Which reminds me of something that has been tickling my mind, ever since I read (somewhere) that they were going to launch a sample of Arthur C. Clarke's DNA into space. Doing a bad movie slant column. Take the Clarke story - that immediately made me think about aliens finding the sample and breeding an unstoppable army of clones to take over the Earth. Not a pretty thought. Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Flangepart on October 05, 2002, 12:11:21 PM But, Andrew, if we did away with the worlds word processors and typewriters, those A.C. Clark clones would be powerless!
....Yee,hee hee. A blue politician.....too bad they all don't turn blue. Hey, maby he viseted Cleveland and watched the Ghoul show. ....See how many of you get That referance! :) Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Pete B6K on October 05, 2002, 12:20:15 PM I used to have bright blue hair, maybe me and him could be a comedy double act.
We could even sing the potato/potarto song. Endless possibilities. Maybe. Pete Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Future Blob on October 05, 2002, 04:31:23 PM How could they tell if he got frostbite? And is he now permenently sexually frustrated? Title: Re: And then the politician ate my mom... Post by: Squishy on October 05, 2002, 07:37:29 PM "Funny...you don't LOOK bluish...oh, hello Stan. Sorry."
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