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Title: You know your evil (and stupid) when... Post by: spike on December 31, 2002, 12:52:18 AM -you shoot some person who tells you bad news
-you have an hairstyle that look likes horns -you find liver delicious -you want the leader's daughter even though she rejects -you find a powerful crystal and laugh alot - have a recording and an autodialer and call up all the people in your kingdom*aka garbage cans* -say things when a stupid man to rescue the princess like: Shall we fight to the death, or Hi -saying Here's Johnny -screaming at the top of your lungs and giant octopus-like creatures come out of the groung -you have orange hair and you wear a hover suit all the times -wear a fancy suit -wear a mask -have a bandana -speak Russian and hate the British -directed a filmed that made people want to commit suicide -make things like this! (laughing an evil laugh) Title: Re: You know your evil (and stupid) when... Post by: JohnL on January 01, 2003, 11:01:33 AM >-make things like this! (laughing an evil laugh)
Damn! I was going to say that! Title: Re: You know your evil (and stupid) when... Post by: Fearless Freep on January 01, 2003, 11:27:15 AM You've got to read:
Peter's Evil Overlord List (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) - The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord Title: Re: You know your evil (and stupid) when... Post by: Neville on January 01, 2003, 12:41:49 PM - You have a model of a city / country / planet you'd like to conquer and you enjoy showing it to your visits.
- You have considered creating a DNA copy of yourself instead of having children. - You only find attractive the members of the oppossite sex when they are half-naked and tied up to an operations table. Have you all a happy New Year! Title: Re: You know your evil (and stupid) when... Post by: JohnL on January 01, 2003, 10:07:19 PM >You only find attractive the members of the oppossite sex when they are half-
>naked and tied up to an operations table. HALF naked? Title: Re: You know your evil (and stupid) when... Post by: Fearless Freep on January 01, 2003, 10:35:49 PM HALF naked?
For the R rated home videos Title: Re: You know your evil (and stupid) when... Post by: Neville on January 02, 2003, 12:11:53 PM I expected people to complain about the expression "members of the opposite sex" (live with this: most evil lords around are straight), but not for this! We must accept that even the most dangerous evil lords fall short in front of the evil minds in charge of the MPAA.
But we will always have Hongkongese T&A. |