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Title: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: fireal on February 04, 2003, 08:20:11 AM I've just read over some promotional stuff for the upcoming Jason and Freddy Krueger and on the Aliens Vesrus Predator project and I was just trying to think of any more matchups that wopuld be good to see on film. Superman versus Batman is a definite. I'm also kind of hoping for an Alien versus Suburban Commando movie because Hulk Hogan plus Face Hugger equals feel good movie of the year!
Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Foywonder on February 04, 2003, 10:15:27 AM WARLOCK VS. HELLRAISER
"Give me the stones!" "First, you give me the box!" "I'm going to unleash Hell on Earth!" "No, I'm going to unleash Hell on Earth!" Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Evan3 on February 04, 2003, 03:24:05 PM I think Superman vs. Professor X (and/or) the X-Men, would be a classic struggle of brains vs. brawn.
Id also love to see Myers vs. Leatherface in a match of sickos. Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Pete B6K on February 04, 2003, 04:28:04 PM 'Leatherface vs Problem Child'
It would be about five minutes in length and just involve Leatherface hacking the crap out of the evil little s**t with the chainsaw. The world would be a better place. And he'd also destroy any and all copies of the 2 Problem Child movies. Do you think if we destroyed all existent trace of a film, they'd let us remove it from the IMDB? Pete Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: raj on February 04, 2003, 05:00:12 PM How about a Godzilla vs. Bambi, Part II?
Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Funk, E. on February 04, 2003, 05:47:05 PM Batman vs Wolverine
Jackie Chan vs Don "the Dragon" Wilson Sandra Bullock vs Julia Roberts Trent Reznor vs Henry Rollins Maxwell Smart WITH Austin Powers in a buddy flick Aliens vs Zombies Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Gerry on February 04, 2003, 05:52:04 PM raj wrote:
> > How about a Godzilla vs. Bambi, Part II? According to rumor, this already exists and is called something like "Bambi's Revenge"...I've never seen it myself. Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Bubba on February 04, 2003, 06:00:06 PM Who cares that Jim Varney's dead and Paul Reubens is in trouble with the cops. I think it's time we were all tortured with "Ernest vs. Pee-wee."
How about several Bela Lugosi movies? "The Devil Bat vs. Bowery at Midnight," or at the very least "Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla Episode 2: Attack of the Gorillas." "Batman vs. Frankenstein's Daughter"? "Mr. Nanny Conquers Suburban Commando"? "Mitchell on the Planet of the Apes"? "Mitchell Meets the Rockford Files"? "Mitchell Meets Frankenstein"? "Torgo Conquers the Martians"? "Godzilla vs. Mickey Mouse"? "Woody Allen vs. Godzilla" (ooh, I like that one.) Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Flangepart on February 04, 2003, 06:12:49 PM Bambi Vs. Godzilla. Short,sweet, and it involves a hotfoot.
Matchups? Hozbot...... Crow and Tom Servo Vs. Lost in space B9 and Robby the robot, Riffing on the entire run of "Buck Rogers". Can the world stand that much sarcasim? My God, that actualy sounds like a good idea!....... Reptilicus Vs. Manda Jim Varney's ghost AS Torgo Vs. Karl the groundskeeper from Caddy shack, in no holds barred pest removal. Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Brother Ragnarok on February 04, 2003, 06:39:22 PM Godzilla vs. Gamera. Daiei Studios, who make the Gamera movies, was recently bought out by a Japanese publishing company and the first thing the new owner did was go into negotiations to make GvsG. Perhaps in 2004 for Godzilla's 50th birthday?
Brother R Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Scotty Xtreme on February 04, 2003, 06:52:52 PM how about a three way:
Dolls vs. Puppet Master vs. Chucky or Herbert West vs. Dr. Frankenstein or Ash vs. Jack Deth Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Funk, E. on February 04, 2003, 07:03:58 PM Nick Cage vs Keanu Reeves for worst actor of all time
Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Vermin Boy on February 04, 2003, 07:33:57 PM How about the Sawyers (from Texas Chainsaw Massacre) vs. Mr. Drysdale?
Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Susan on February 04, 2003, 07:53:07 PM Ming the Merciless vs. Darth Vadar
Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Bubba on February 04, 2003, 10:42:31 PM I have a matchup idea. This could very well give Joe Don Baker's sagging career a boost (his last movie was a cameo in "Joe Dirt" for cryin' out loud!) "Mitchell vs. Buford Pusser." State of the art special effects could be used to have Joe Don and Joe Don fight!
Here's the premise: Buford "Walking Tall" Pusser teams up with Mitchell to stop the evil John Saxon (played by John Saxon). Suddenly, half way through the movie, Mitchell starts hogging the sour cream, and Buford tries to hit him with his big stick. After some wacky, action packed, and flatulent (in Mitchell's case) adventures, they team back up, conquer John Saxon, and save the day. If I can't have that, at least give me "Walking Tall IV" Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: raj on February 05, 2003, 09:51:28 AM Dirty Harry v. Charles Bronson in Deathwish (I forget his character's name.)
Sort of like Batman v. Superman, neither one is bad, so how do you get one to be in the wrong. Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Fearless Freep on February 05, 2003, 11:07:29 AM Sauron vs Saruman
Sauron vs Emporer Palpetine Gandalf versus Obi-Wan Kenobi Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: BlackAngel on February 05, 2003, 11:15:31 AM For the most annoying actor in the world:
Carrot Top vs. Pauley Shore vs.David Arquette. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meteor Man can kick Superman's ass Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: fireal on February 05, 2003, 11:34:22 AM raj wrote:
> > Dirty Harry v. Charles Bronson in Deathwish (I forget his > character's name.) > Sort of like Batman v. Superman, neither one is bad, so how > do you get one to be in the wrong. Read Dc's Dark Knight Returns Two to see Batman kicking Supermans big kryptonian butt! Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: slax on February 05, 2003, 01:44:19 PM Leprechaun Vs. Willow
in a dwarf tossing match-up,the one that gets tossed the farthest wins Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Funk, E. on February 05, 2003, 02:29:35 PM I must revise my previous post w/ the entry of a third candidate for worst actor of all time contest, drumroll please...
Kevin Costner! There it is folks, a movie rendered so mind numbing by poor performances peoples heads would explode in the theater. Reviewers would be hauled out and incarcerate at Arkham Asylum gibbering non-sense about "the horror, the horror..." It would recieve an NC-17 rating with absolutely no nudity required. John Waters and Peter Jackson could only wish their early works had been so disturbing. Don't look now it's "Wes Craven presents: The Three Muskateers 2003" Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Evan3 on February 05, 2003, 04:22:43 PM Funk E., haow could you not put Christian Bale in there he is pretty much a piece of wood, (after all, there are 4 musketeers, and let Bruckheimer produce the film)
Come on, Keanu deserves more credibility than Cage or Costener. A mean Jet Li (he is a much better bad guy than good) vs. a young Jackie Chan. Dont forget the Ewoks vs. The Gremlins (or Lucas vs. Spielburg for that matter). Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: raj on February 05, 2003, 04:27:19 PM If any of them comes out alive, it will be a sad day for moviedom.
Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Funk, E. on February 05, 2003, 04:33:20 PM Definately need Bruckheimer in the mix to round things out. I'm affraid I have to disagree about Keanu. His agent has mannaged to place him in some good movies, but he himself is AWAYS a liability in all of them. He cannot act, he can't even pretend to act the way Cage and Costner do. You'd get more defined character out of him if you put him on a lathe and fashioned him into a chair leg.
Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Vermin Boy on February 05, 2003, 11:04:02 PM Czech it out:
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/ewok_gremlins.shtml http://www.grudge-match.com/History/lucas_spielberg.shtml Consecutive weeks, too (though Spielberg totally should've won). Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: The Burgomaster on February 05, 2003, 11:24:05 PM * Darth Vader vs. Ralph Nader
* Sherlock Holmes vs. John Holmes * Abbott and Costello meet Arsenio Hall (in the Wax Museum) * Blacula vs. Blackenstein * Charlton Heston, George Kennedy, Robert Wagner, and Edward Albert in "Airport 2003." * The Brady Bunch vs. The Partridge Family on "Fear Factor." * Dean Martin and Herschell Gordon Lewis * Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Bill Cosby, and David Crosby in "Road to Has-Been." * Steven King and Don King in "Twins." * Jack Lemmon, Fiona Apple, Neenah Cherry, and Daryl Strawberry in "Breakfast of Champions." * Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, and Jack Haley in "Oz: The Complete Third Season." * Ben & Jerry meet Tom & Jerry Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Goon on February 06, 2003, 11:31:34 PM The Horta vs. The Creeping Terror.
So when do we start writing anouncer commentary for these ideas? ----ooo-'U'-ooo-----Kilroy was here. Title: Re: Movie Matchups of All Time Post by: Evan3 on February 08, 2003, 12:16:44 AM Ah yes, I remember that site, not as fun as it used to be. It seems run by star wars fans too. I didnt know they did Gremlins vs. Ewoks though.
Another I thought up wasMario, vs. Crash Bandicoot, vs. Sonic, the three icons go at it |