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Title: Bad Movie TV Listing Picks of the Week Post by: Scott on February 25, 2001, 09:28:31 AM These are my picks of the week from the TV Listings section of this site.
Conan the Barbarian War of the Worlds Rocky Horror Picture Show Black Mask The Conqueror Worm Dr. Cyclops Frankenstien (1931) Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man Title: Re: Bad Movie TV Listing Picks of the Week Post by: Abby on February 25, 2001, 02:26:51 PM TV? I HAVE NO TV!! HUNTED. DESPISED ...
Yeah yeah. I gave up my cable TV last month so I could pay for my site's bandwidth. Which means I have NO TV because I live in the sticks and reception is nonexistant here. I've lived without TV for long stretches before, but it's still rather disconcerting. I can't watch Crocodile Hunter. Or the Spanish version of Dracula at three in the morning. Or made-for TV dramatized Monkees bios. Or Proactive zit cream infomercials with that One Day At A Time junkie. The plus side is: I don't have to look at Bush-boy's sorry pus. Title: Re: Bad Movie TV Listing Picks of the Week Post by: FLANGEPART on February 26, 2001, 12:53:05 PM Hummm. President envy! Oh,well, i may have voted for him,but i'll always admit,"hey,lesser of the available evils!" ...as it ever is. Ehey are ALL politicians,after all!
Title: Re: Bad Movie TV Listing Picks of the Week Post by: Abby on February 26, 2001, 01:34:15 PM Envy is the very last word I would use to describe it. Even my Republican gun-luvin' Iraqi-hatin' Army Vet Dad couldn't bring himself to vote Bush.
And hey ... one evil won, while the other evil took control anyhow. Me? I had hoped Joe Bob Briggs would cinch it. He's the only Texan I'll currently accept as President. But speaking of the International front, WilliamGirdler.com was on the homepage of The IRANIAN (?!?) Times all last week because of that Yahoo Pick of the Week deal. Papers in Singapore and Israel wrote about the site, too. All nations CAN unite through trash films like Three on a Meathook! The Meathook can guide us to peace and prosperity. JOE BOB IN 2004 Title: Re: Bad Movie TV Listing Picks of the Week Post by: FLANGEPART on February 27, 2001, 01:56:32 PM Dear Abby...Joe bob has MY vote. now,if only best brains could be the cabinet! lets see...joel for sec. of labor, Gypsy for Sec. of ...let me work on this.
Title: The Road to Joe Bob Victory Post by: Abby on February 27, 2001, 04:15:21 PM Excellent. All we need are like five more votes, and we can declare a Joe Bob victory!
After all, you don't need to actually WIN an election to be President. But think of it, folks: Joe Bob would eliminate the issue of school prayer by making all children recite The Drive-In Oath at the start of their classes. Joe Bob would end poverty and unemployment through an innovative public works program titled "Job-Fu" which would launch construction of drive-in movie theaters in every town across this country. Using the already-proven "Three on a Meathook" International Peace Plan, Joe Bob would unite nations across the globe. The United Nations itself would be made obsolete, and the building would be torn down to accommodate a swanky Manhattan-based drive-in. PRESIDENT JOE BOB BRIGGS IN 2004 Title: Re: The Road to Joe Bob Victory Post by: Scott on February 27, 2001, 10:27:52 PM This dialogue has been brought to you by the commitee to elect somebody.
Title: Re: The Road to Joe Bob Victory Post by: FLANGEPART on February 28, 2001, 01:20:30 PM You know the best part? Imagin the state of the union address! "oh-ky, lissen' up, i'm only gonna 'splain it to ya once. Lower taxs,less Gummint involved in our lives and i don't wanna see any more makin' the sign of the two backed armidello in the reflectin' pool. less i get a heads up in time to watch! Now heres our secritarty od defence, George romero, to Splain to ol' Saddam the meanin' of "smart bomb fu" ...hey, works for me!
Title: Re: The Road to Joe Bob Victory Post by: Abby on February 28, 2001, 03:55:03 PM If we're lucky, he'd appoint Wayne Newton to the Supreme Court.
Incidentally, I discovered this morning that "Trojice na mesarskoj kuki" means "Three on a Meathook" in Serbo-Croation. Title: Re: The Road to Joe Bob Victory Post by: FLANGEPART on February 28, 2001, 07:31:47 PM Rinestone Robes.Cool! Hey, say what ya want, ol' fig does have a sense of style! Weird, but that beats non at all!
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