Title: A Clockwork Orange Post by: The Burgomaster on February 10, 2003, 01:48:20 PM Okay . . . here's my idea.
How about a remake of A Clockwork Orange? It could be a Jerry Bruckheimer production, directed by Michael Bay. Alex could be played by Hugh Grant. Dim could be played by Jack Black. Never mind. I'll shut up now . . . Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: raj on February 10, 2003, 02:38:15 PM Joe wrote:
> > Okay . . . here's my idea. > > How about a remake of A Clockwork Orange? > > It could be a Jerry Bruckheimer production, directed by > Michael Bay. Don't give them any ideas > Alex could be played by Hugh Grant. LOL! Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: slax on February 10, 2003, 04:08:26 PM I like the Dim/Jack Black match-up =]
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Funk, E. on February 10, 2003, 04:41:11 PM joe... you are a sick, sick man :-)
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Evan3 on February 10, 2003, 08:32:05 PM f**k yeah, Hugh Grant is one of the greatest actors I know. It would be fun to see him against type
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Vermin Boy on February 10, 2003, 10:33:40 PM Jesus, don't DO that!! I have to wash my brain just for conceptualizing that!
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: lonecorndog on February 10, 2003, 10:36:03 PM What kind of evil, parallel universe could spawn such a hideous idea? (no reflection on you, of course).
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: JohnL on February 11, 2003, 12:37:37 AM It could be worse; Ben Affleck as Alex. :)
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Squishy on February 11, 2003, 01:36:45 AM If Chris Farley wasn't dead, we could have an SNL version of the Droogs, led by Adam Sandler. He would, of course, listen to opera instead of Ludwig Von.
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Lancer on February 11, 2003, 02:16:32 PM Sure I could deal with a remake but less "English" and more "Urban like"
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Bernie on February 11, 2003, 03:25:19 PM How about Carrot Top as Alex? (Sorry if anybody's eating while they read this....)
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Evan3 on February 11, 2003, 04:30:21 PM How about Keanu Reeves as Alex, there would be something disturbing about his blank facial expression as he beats someone to a pulp.
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Fearless Freep on February 11, 2003, 04:41:51 PM less "English" and more "Urban like"
Nah, the English resrver works well against the "what are we willing to do to our citizens to maintain our society" Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: Neville on February 13, 2003, 10:58:52 AM Shhhhhh!!!! You are giving the studios ideas...
Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange Post by: The Burgomaster on February 13, 2003, 03:09:36 PM Carrot Top as Alex? Naaaaaah, I don't think so.
However, I think he would be PERFECT for a live-action skating production of "Chucky on Ice." |