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Title: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: The Burgomaster on February 10, 2003, 01:48:20 PM
Okay . . . here's my idea.

How about a remake of A Clockwork Orange?

It could be a Jerry Bruckheimer production, directed by Michael Bay.

Alex could be played by Hugh Grant.

Dim could be played by Jack Black.

Never mind. I'll shut up now . . .



Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: raj on February 10, 2003, 02:38:15 PM
Joe wrote:
>
> Okay . . . here's my idea.
>
> How about a remake of A Clockwork Orange?
>
> It could be a Jerry Bruckheimer production, directed by
> Michael Bay.

Don't give them any ideas

> Alex could be played by Hugh Grant.

LOL!


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: slax on February 10, 2003, 04:08:26 PM
I like the Dim/Jack Black match-up =]


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Funk, E. on February 10, 2003, 04:41:11 PM
joe... you are a sick, sick man :-)


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Evan3 on February 10, 2003, 08:32:05 PM
f**k yeah, Hugh Grant is one of the greatest actors I know. It would be fun to see him against type



Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Vermin Boy on February 10, 2003, 10:33:40 PM
Jesus, don't DO that!! I have to wash my brain just for conceptualizing that!



Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: lonecorndog on February 10, 2003, 10:36:03 PM
What kind of evil, parallel universe could spawn such a hideous idea? (no reflection on you, of course).


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: JohnL on February 11, 2003, 12:37:37 AM
It could be worse; Ben Affleck as Alex. :)


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Squishy on February 11, 2003, 01:36:45 AM
If Chris Farley wasn't dead, we could have an SNL version of the Droogs, led by Adam Sandler. He would, of course, listen to opera instead of Ludwig Von.


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Lancer on February 11, 2003, 02:16:32 PM
Sure I could deal with a remake but less "English" and more "Urban like"


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Bernie on February 11, 2003, 03:25:19 PM
How about  Carrot Top as Alex?  (Sorry if anybody's eating while they read this....)


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Evan3 on February 11, 2003, 04:30:21 PM
How about Keanu Reeves as Alex, there would be something disturbing about his blank facial expression as he beats someone to a pulp.



Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Fearless Freep on February 11, 2003, 04:41:51 PM
less "English" and more "Urban like"

Nah, the English resrver works well against the "what are we willing to do to our citizens to maintain our society"


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: Neville on February 13, 2003, 10:58:52 AM
Shhhhhh!!!! You are giving the studios ideas...


Title: Re: A Clockwork Orange
Post by: The Burgomaster on February 13, 2003, 03:09:36 PM
Carrot Top as Alex? Naaaaaah, I don't think so.

However, I think he would be PERFECT for a live-action skating production of "Chucky on Ice."