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For some reason all these dumb thoughts hit me while I'm in the shower.  At any rate, I was thinking about how after seeing "Final Justice," the phrase "go ahead on" has actually become part of my daily vocabulary.
Has this happened to anyone else?  What other Mystery Science Theater quotes or phrases have become part of your vocab?

Brother R

"Railing Kill"

From "Mitchell":
"This Makes 'Driving Miss Daisy' Look Like 'Bullit.'"

From "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie"
"Tinkerbell's Goin' Down! Pull Up Tink!"

"Deep Hurting"

from "Prince of Space"  (or was it "Invasion of the Neptune Men"?)

 "[Is this going to be a]  Super-Violent Japanese porn cartoon?"

From "The Creeping Terror"
 "Bobby?"
 "Caldwell told Bradford to 'go to hell'."

----ooo-'U'-ooo----Kilroy was here.

"Hey, what's the big deal?  It's my face on the milk carton!"
--adapted from "Pod People."

"Good, old-fashioned nightmare fuel!"

"I like it VERY MUCH."

"Hi-keeba!"

"END!! EEENNNNDDDD!!!!"

And, to this day, whenever someone says "chief," I have to physically restrain myself to keep from saying "McCloud!"

"Good, old-fashioned nightmare fuel!"

"I like it VERY MUCH."

"Hi-keeba!"

"END!! EEENNNNDDDD!!!!"

And, to this day, whenever someone says "chief," I have to physically restrain myself to keep from saying "McCloud!"

"Do you? Well do you? Better say yes, damn it!" from A Date with your Family.
"I still stand behind the idea of the yellow thing." from Mitchell.
My cousin and I alway say "looks like its a self-serve now" everytime a skeleton appears in a movie.

From some MST3K fanfic

TORG!

Boot to the Head!

Also, any time someone asks me to do something I reply  "I will.  I will do it.  I WILL do it.  I will."

Brother R

hi-keeba

You die joe

I wet 'em

Now I gotta go sit on the couch and talk to the dingaling

I thought I was dale

dont talk about our son!

Dickweed

Kato, get off of me

"Xanadu...Stately home of Charles Foster Kane" everytime a worn out building appears in a movie or on tv or sadly, even in real life

Also the "Chief...McCloud!!" bit that Vermin Boy mentioned.

And finally and much to my embarrassment, I'm originally from Oklahoma, so
"Go ahead on" has always been in my lexicon.

Aw, they've almost all been mentioned...but for me, it's:

"Prince of Space:"
"That's a toy I wouldn't mind having!! I like it VERY MUCH!!"

"Final Justice:"
"You think you can take me? Well go ahead on. It's your move. (blah blah blah)"

"Gumby--Robot Rumpus" from "The Screaming Skull:"
"Aw! I though it was going to be a movie about robot rump!"
(and I also like to do the "Bollus and Horsefly" sketch the 'Bots perform to act out their issues, especially the voices of the "lumps of discharge")

"Space Mutiny:"
"Relax--you're in your own room!!"

"Riding With Death:"
"Sam, my patent papers have burst into flame!" and
"I'm not cool, so I have to shake like a regular person."

OMG!! How could I forget THESE? They're almost daily-use for me!!

"The Pumaman:"
(anytime playing peek-a-boo, even with the cat) "Tee hee. Tee hee."
"Each man is free. Each man is a God."

"Devil Doll:"
"I'm taking a lift to the lorry to the loo!!"

"One weekend a month my ass!" Crow-Beginning of the end.
"Railing kills!"-Tom -Space mutany, mentioned in Hamlet.
"The verbal equivilant of da-da-da-daaaa!" Mike -Hamlet.
plus: Dickweed, Hi-keeba, and I'm huge!
Anyone else like to sing "The Plot Chanty" from the end of Mighty Jack?

"Kill them"

"Hot merging action"

from Mitchell

"Whoa, I am Mezzaluna"

from This Island Earth

The entire movie, both Mst3k version and orignal version of SPACE MUTINY is about as quotable as one can get. Quite simply, the girlish screams of hero "Bob Johnson..... oh wait" are more than applicable in any situation. Walking to class, you make a sudden leap for the door "WHOOOOO!!." Getting out of your car, you multi-task and lock just as you close the door "WHOOOO!!!!" That and, "WE LOST POWER!!!" at completely and utterly random points throughout the day (just like in the movie!) is perfectly acceptable.

Not sure where this one comes from, nor in what context it was taken from, but in a real nasily voice "Hah ha! Faaaaaang!" is a favorite.

Scottie

I'm HUGE!

Just call me the orkin man!

the puking buddha

I give not a crap for thee

If you lived here, you'd be in hell by now

Sorry, I turned into the devil for a sec

Thats a hard face, thats a face that challenges you

I may have to use my hard face on him

Its the wango zi tango!

snap crackle poop

Do farts have lumps?

watch out for snakes!

Big dumb smelly dickweed

On the left! On the left! Dickweed!

From Skydivers
"C'mon, make with the death!"

From Red Zone Cuba
"Buford Pusser: Walking Dense"

From Mitchell
"Oh they merged successfully. My heart was in my throat."

From Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
"Who Sneezed on the credits?"

From Eegah!
"Watch Out For Snakes!"

"It's the devil and its fun."
"Hazaa!"
"That should keep the devil out."
"You must appear, and you must have matter."

I hate hell week

what you call hell, ramos calls photography!

there's a scientist on a spree and he's skinny as can be!

Honey, my face us as big as ever and someone shot my sizzler off

a creature who's face is 80% eye bag

I gotta take a big indistructible whizz

the point of view of helen keller

J.Edger Hoover, grief conselor

mein furher! I can walk!

I could have sworn we parked on this level and..Oh s**t....

Mitchel..Liscense to slouch

I think "Fang!" is a reference to Phyllis Diller's stand-up act; Fang is the name of her fictional husband. When Mike, Joel, and the bots say it, it usually means something resembling Phyllis Diller has entered the screen.

While we're on the topic, does anyone know what "You die Joe!" is a reference to?

oh GOD!!!! Space Mutiny is one of my FAVORITES!!!!! All the names: Thick McChunkneck ......very funny!

Taw-DAWWWWW! (Girl in Gold Boots -- it really needs the accent)

Brooklyn...California?  (She-Creature, stock footage of the Wonder Wheel from Coney Island inserted into a California amusement park)

Coleman Francis had a dark muddy vision (believe it or not, my wife and I manage to work this into many a conversation)

Sleeeeeeppp!  (can anyone name the first episode this appeared in??)

I think "SLEEEEEEEEEP!" originated in MST3K's take on "The She-Creature." Maybe.

Nope..."The Hypnotic eye" i'm sure.
"Thats great. A random citizen who can kick a werewolf's ass!" Tom- Werewolf

Erm...did MST3K ever DO "The Hypnotic Eye?" (Oh God--don't tell me that word was actually spoken THAT way in a "real" film!!!(

Action sequences filmed in confus-o- vision

Thats not my piddle

ya dink...ya crushed my nads

Give uncle scrotor a hug

Glad you could join us here at the buddy ebsen society

Theres  a black guy in my office!

This could be a major set back for pasty white skin!

(singing)
"There's a bright yellow stain on my back brace..."
and
"I love tick-infested hounds,
slaughterin' deer...
and beer."
--"The Giant Spider Invasion"

"Vaaaaannnnce!!"
--"GSI" again

Dammit, how could I forget SLEEEEEEP?! I use that one several times daily, at anything that isn't working the way I want it to. I think they used it before they did the movie, but I always thought it was a reference to Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster. It became a full-fledged running gag, though, with Corman's The Undead.

Myself, Brother Ferox, and another of our friends have a radio show at college called Uncle Scrotor Rocks.  I don't think anyone has picked up on the joke, but we enjoy it.

Brother R

Hahaha!! I love everything Barbara Hale yells in that movie! She sounds like she's smoked about 30 packs of cigarettes a day too many in her time. We recently watched the un-Mst3k'd version at the film club I run at my school, and we had so much fun with it. A couple people fell back on the Mst3k episode for their jokes, but for the most part, we tore it up on our own (though I couldn't resist a couple of "PACKERS!!!!!! PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!" during the crowd scenes). As one of the goofiest, and more steady paced bad movies out there, it was an obvious choice.









PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!

Scottie

oh yeah how could we forget the classic...PACKERS!

CorMAN.. the barbarian

I Must say

You got big old ears there boy

Whao! Fat butt coming down!

Yes, ASS's Splashed accross the screen!

Another great saul bass credit sequence

Plot convinience playhouse presents

"Where do I ...     ...laugh?"
-from Crow's critique of Mike's impression of the scientist in the film at the beginning of "Earth vs. The Spider"

and, since I used the name Harry Blatz:
"I brewed a pretty crummy beer, I admit it."
-from "Girl With the Gold Boots"

"Motion in the ocean? His air hose broke!!"
--Crow got it from The B-52s, but I can't remember the MST3K episode...so square am I that I had to Google the origin of the line...

"HA..HA..HA...HA...HA..HA.."
from Prince of Space

"I'll teach you to become the Puma  Man."
"Or your money back!"
From..none the less Puma Man.

Soultaker:
"Can any movie truly be said to 'star' Joe Estevez?"

Hamlet:
"Camera three!  Switch to camera three!"

Yep. "The Hypnotic eye" it was. The grandiose hypnotist looooved saying it.
"Oh, Gorgo boy, the gore, the gore is flow-ing. From gore to gore.." Tom-Gorgo.
"Gorgo:The vice president's uninspireing campaign slogan." Mike- Gorgo.
"He's dressed up like a chimp" Mike-Gorgo.

Oh, how could I have forgotten these great Puma-Man-isms (used in almost any situation around our house):

I get this way when I sense danger!

Your hands are claws!

Better yet, from The Final Sacrifice when Troy walks into that old cabin house, and looks on the ground and exclaims "FOOD!" as if it's an every day occurance to pick up food from the ground and eat it. My friends and I have been throwing that line around for a good two years now, and it never gets old--- EVER. :D

Scottie

Gee, where do I start?

"I like it VERY MUCH!" and "Your weapons have no affect on me, they just scare the crap outta' me." are favorites.

"Hi, I'm a tree." -Soul Taker

"I take care of the place while the Master's away" is a good thing to say when you want to freak people out.

I've also been known to shout "Mitchell!" "Rowsdower!" "McLeod!" and "Packers!" at the wrong times too. ("Punish!" too, but that's not a MST movie)

another one that has made it's way into almost everyday usage is " what with all the shenanigans and goings-on." I usually add the word "Hijinks" in there too, but I don't think that's verbatim from the show.

"Ahh, modern kids, with their hula hoops and their fax machines and their..." - Many characters, many episodes

Re: Scott0/"The Final Sacrifice:"

What kills me every time is how he says it.

"FEWD!"

How could I have forgotten that plaintive cry, useful in so many social situations:  ROWSDOWER!

Or this one, from Attack of the the Eye Creatures:

SMOOCHERS!

Don't start with me doughnut!

This director has out wooded ed wood!

Tolkein couldnt follow this plot!

Rex Dart, eskimo spy!

Oh, like theres a plot to all this

Mitchell!

I am the god of hellfire!

Movie BAD! hate movie!

Turn it off, turn it off!

Stupid square head

Dink you very much