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Apostic, the webmaster of B-Notes recently underwent bypass surgery and is now recovering.

Darn bugger even had the gall to make a "gorilla heart" joke before going in for surgery.

Andrew

Even though I don't know him, best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Zombie Keeper - http://www.zombiekeeper.com/

Here,here. Leave us not loose any of the gang. Hope the old boy has a speedy recovery, and is back fine-combing  film in no time.

Yeah, well, it was tough to get a gorilla heart for the transplant.

Seriously, folks, I'm home after what turned out to be a quintuple by-pass.  That sounds more impressive than it really is -- the surgeon did all the work, all I had to do was lie real still.  I now have a new set of arteries feeding the muscle that is my heart, but with no damage to the heart muscle.  In short, I'm starting over again.  Maybe this time, I'll avoid all the stuff that got me into this mess, like lack of exercise, smoking, major league fat consumption, sixty hour work weeks, two pots o' coffee a day....  (Maybe people reading this would like to count that as a hint to avoid the mistakes I made.  But then, everyone is invulnerable until given a demonstration otherwise.)

Over the past week, my wife has relayed to me the strong outpouring of support from fellow B/bad/cult movie fans.  Thank you all very much.

regards,

Apostic (who has been finding bad heart jokes well nigh irresistable)

You know, my dad smoked for thirty years.  All it took was one tiny heart attack to make him quick.  If a pinprick doesn't work, use a sledgehamer.

Anyway. . .

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time.  After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing.

"Oh!  Ted died last week.  He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh dear!  I'm very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"

"Opened a can of peas instead."

Heh, clutching chest while laughing.  (Damn scars....)

regards,

Apostic