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My lists longer than ron jeremy's cock but here's a shorter version...

Jackie Chan - Kung Fu, Walt disney- What the ****!?
 
sarah jessica parker- UGLY b***h!

Britney Spears- I was forced to watch crossroads with my girlfriend l,nite -i'll never be the same again.

that b***h from save the last dance.

Steven Segal- no scratches on me sir! oh yeah i can't move the top of my arms.

Adam Sandler - f**kin' Clown shoes.

Vin Diesel - TWAT (nuff said!)

Owen wilson - It's not a nose! IT'S NOT A NOSE.

Danny DeVito - Come on, would YOU trust this guy?

feel free to add the list...

There are several 'actors' whom i cannnot stand. Top of the list has to be: Freddie Prinze Jr - he has single handedly f**ked up every film he has ever appeared in. Well done you prick. Why dont you take your dick out of Gellar for five minutess and get some f**kin' actin lessons, get a proper name while your at it. Scoobydoo was allright though.

Sarah Jessica Parker - Her actings fine but she has a face like a horse. I bet every time Mathew Broderick looks over at her in the morning he's reminded of the Godfather.

Kevin Spacey - Yeah he was good in the Usual Suspects but every film hes in he plays it the same way - as a confused yet oddly confident retard.

Anyone who was in Final Destination.

oh my! get the bucket ready:

Tommy Lee Jones - This man should've stayed with his "day job". probably extracting sperm from pigs or some other farm animal.

Jerry Lewis - need I say more?

Jeff Goldblume - not only does this limp dick make me vomit, he also causes me so much stress while watching him that I can feel the anuerism as it's forming.

Bill Pullman - see above.

that Spade fag - He's just the kind of guy you want to walk up to and b***h slap.

Anne Hesche - Too many reasons to list on this one.

Jane Fonda and Jack Lemmon in China Syndrome. - This movie is ONE of the few that actually caused me to destroy a TV ( along with a Campbell's sou[p commercial starring that horse faced ice skater chick that had her knee bashed in)

oh sheesh!! I'm getting nauseous!!!!!

oh yeah...

Stallone- apart from Rambo, i hate this ************!

Mini Me- What just cause you're the size of a rodent means you can act? I'd love to choke that little bastard with his own arms. then again they wouldn't reach-you stunted sh*t!

josh hartnet- what about this ******* huh?

That guy from american pie who wears those stupid f**kin' sandals. kevin i think his character name is, lets face it who the fu*k knows his real name hey, then again who cares? he always has that "i'm so confused i must be cute" smile on his wretched little face . He's not though-he's a f**kin' retard! i'd wipe that **** right off his f**kin tara reed eatin mouth! f**kin chimp!

Ok, Vin Diesel, Danny DeVito, Steven Seagal and Britney Spears I can agree with you on. But Jackie Chan, Julia Styles and Owen Wilson? WTF KFC BBQ???

Let's start with the most wrong on your list. Julia Styles. She is nothing short of awesome in every role she's ever been in (excepting Save the Last Dance though). Her squirrel cheeks somehow enhance her prettiness.

Jackie Chan: WTF KFC BBQ? The man who INVENTED the Hong Kong action scenes and saved the genre after Bruce Lee died? Are you kidding? Are you smoking anything right now? I will admit that his later efforts were on the weak side compared to his older stuff (I'm still trying to figure out what that thing with the hovercraft in Rumble in the Bronx was all about. A great movie ruined by one of the stupidest endings in movie history) and The Tuxedo was an abomination of cinema but honestly anyone who can make Chris Tucker tolerable in not one, but TWO movies deserves more credit than you're giving him.

Owen Wilson: Ok. This one I'll let you slide on. I personally don't mind him. He's not that bad an actor and his death scene in The Haunting was the funniest decapitation ever recorded on film. He's not annoying. Just rather bland and he doesn't exactly light up the screen, not to mention he's typecast as this "aw shucks" nice guy type of character.

Freddie Prinze Jr: Has he EVER starred in a good movie, let alone been in one? Just looking at him gives you a pretty good idea why his dad might have killed himself. I don't know anyone who'll admit to liking him or his movies.

Calista Flockheart: EAT SOMETHING!

Harrison Ford: I USED to like him, now in interviews he comes off as a grumpy prick. My, how far Han Solo has fallen.

Carrot Top: If someone could assassinate this dickweed that would be great, kthx.

Orlando Bloom: He's supposed to be unbelievably sexy. Okay.......sexy HOW? Kinda homely for a Hollywood hunk, wouldn't you say?

Steven Spielberg: Yo Steve! When are you gonna start making GOOD movies again, yo?

George Lucas: See above.

Bruce Campbell: I'm just kidding, just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

Matthew Lillard: I don't really have a -problem- with him, per se but when you're constantly being cast as Freddie Prinze Jr's sidekick, your career's headed in the wrong direction. Although props for the dead-on Shaggy impression in Scooby Doo: The Movie. He was the perfume on that pile of crap.

Harry Knowles: A fat orange sycophant and studio whore. Remember when Ain't-It-Cool-News was relevant?

Me neither.

EMENEM and Vanilla ice     I like the music, but they should NEVER be allowed to act

Susan Sarandon - What a b***h. Try getting some class.

Tim Robbins in anything but Shawshank - You're a dork, you can't act.

Alec Baldwin - Move to France, you freak.

Sondra Locke - Mrs. Eastwood. Creeps me the hell out.

Madonna - Don't you get it? You can't act.

Owen Wilson - I Spy for a better day-job for you

Eddie Murphy - It's never a good idea to play a character the audience is supposed to hate unless your personality lives that character. Now I hate you.

Vin Diesel - I was forced into watching xXx on a cramped bus on a trip to Florida to take a cruise with the school band (awesome trip), and all through the movie I had this unease about Vin, and finally when he said "Welcome to the Xander Zone!" I was through. From then on, random places became the "SCOTT ZONE!" like after coming out of the bathroom: "Stay clear of THE SCOTT ZONE!" or people who sat on my bed in our tiny cabins got a booming "GET OUT OF THE SCOTT ZONE!!!" Man, xXx was terrible.

Ru-Paul - You're a guy! Either have the sex change you obviously want or stop pretending.

Dennis Rodman - Should be named Dennis Oddman. I'll never forgive this freak for completely ruining the second season of Soldier of Fortune.

Jennifer Lopez, Freddi Prinze jr., Mark Wahlburg. Either be bad or be good, for the love of God...don't be mediocre.

I heard a story on the radio yesterday about Stallone's newest film basically going straight-to-video, as if to say Hollywood may have finally given up on him.

The single worst, yet still well paid actor in Hollywood for my dollar is hands down Keanu Reeves. He has a knack for picking good scripts (with some obvious exceptions, i.e.: Johnny Mnemonic, Chain Reaction, etc.) but he cannot act. He cannot. He is completely incapable of acting. It's not that he's the same character in every film, it's that he apparently does not even have a character of his own to use. From a wooden expression when he finds out the world is a computer program to a wooden expression saying Shakesperean lines to a wooden expression when he confronts the very Devil. I'm still firmly convinced his best acting ever caught on film was Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. I find myself enjoying his films because of good direction, good scripts, and the great actors he gets to work alongside, but he always lowers the bar to a level of "Hey! If I can do it, anybody can." My answer, no there are those who can and then there's Keanu.

If they sing, it means they are a bottom-of-the-barrel actor/actress.

Also Costner, Gere (though he did make his first watchable movie with MOTHMAN), Sarandon, Roberts (honestly, Eric has more talent than her), ...and the big one....drum roll please...Hugh Grant.

But, what about the lovable and kid-friendly Matthew Broderick?? He played Inspector Gadget! That must mean he is cool, right? Cool-hand Broderick. He's the coolest.

Scottie

I dunno. Henry Rollins is pretty good in the movies he's been in.

There are but two actors and two actresses that I will avoid at all costs. Freddie Prinze Jr., Julia Roberts (except for The Mexican), Jennifer Lopez, and non-Smith Ben Affleck.

On the contrary, there are three actors and two actresses whose work I will seek out with a vengeance. Clea DuVall, Natasha Lyonne, Johnny Depp, Matthew Lillard, and John Cusack.

Sly Stallone: Oh jesus what a knack for picking movies! Stop or My Mom Will Shoot! Oscar material.

Madonna: no your breasts do not distract us from the fact that you can't act! Almost but not quite.

Ashton Kutcher: being type cast as some one who says dude in every line is not a good thing.

Jennifer Lopez: watching this woman makes me want to push my thumbs through my eyes into my brain!

jmc wrote: "I heard a story on the radio yesterday about Stallone's newest film basically going straight-to-video, as if to say Hollywood may have finally given up on him."

Maybe that's "Eye See You" (which sat on the shelf unreleased for a long time), or "Avenging Angelo." Refer to his IMDB listing (http://us.imdb.com/Name?Stallone,+Sylvester) for details. I don't see the threatened "Rocky 6" there yet, but God help us all, he will soon be appearing in "Spy Kids 3" and...and..."Shade."

In "Shade," Sly will be "starring" with
Melanie Griffith,
Stuart Townsend,
Jami Foxx,
Gabriel Byrne,
Michael Dorn, and
Hal Halbrook.

Oh. Uh-oh.

I...I don't know what's happening, exactly. I'm either about to have an orgasm in my pants or throw up in my lap. Or both. Either way, it's not good for my britches. Ulp...

Yeah, it's Eye See You....at the end of the story they mentioned that Avenging Angelo was definitely going direct-to-video.  Apparently Eye See You played very briefly [like, one weekend] in a very small number of theaters, though it's basically direct-to-video as well.

A pity, "Eye see you" was in my humble opinion the best Stallone in several years, even better than some of his comercially successful flicks like "Cliffhanger" or "Demolition Man".

About the actors I hate, James Belushi has been in my top list for many years. Can't stand him.

Keanu Reeves, fro reasons already stated.
Carrot Top, Abnoxious
Freddie Prinze, ick
Kevin Costner, Try I don't know emoting
Julia Roberts, She not a bad actress,b ut she's not all that
But by far the worst crime against humanity is Tom Green.

Danny Devito - Why do people like him? He plays creeps in s**tty movies (including ones he directs), but when I see him in interviews on TV he seems like a smug jerk. The last movie I saw that I thought he did a good acting job in was ROMANCING THE STONE, 1984. 20+ years of suck since.

Adam Sandler - This twit gets big money to talk in unfunny voices and act like a  brainless thug, while Rob Scheider makes yet another cameo, and Styx or Bachman-Turner Overdrive plays on the soundtrack.

Freddy Prinze Jr. - There has to be a deal with the devil made for this guy to have anything he has.

Julia Roberts - Hi! I look like a muppet and chew scenery, now give me an Oscar for doing the same thing I do in every movie, except this time you can see my push-up bra! It's part of my character!

Norm Macdonald - I don't act or even try very hard to pretend I give a damn when I'm in front of a camera. But people mistake my s**tty attitude for hipster "cool". Whatever.

Chris Tucker - Nothing I say is funny, but I say it with a funny voice and I cop an attitude so folks buy into it. I'm the black Fran Dresher.

Keanu Reeves - Huh? What? I suck and can't act? Dude, that is so not cool.

Michael Rappaport - I play the shifty white guy who listens to rap and trys to act "black" in every flick. Sometimes I get killed when the plot calls for it, nobody remembers 5 minutes later.

Shawn and Marlon Wayans - We aren't funny, just loud and stupid. But nepotism sure is great!

David Arquette - I act like a retarded meth addict in almost everything and plug my movies on talk shows while wired on drugs. My fatal overdose should be here anyday now.

Julia roberts, ugly twig thing

Natasha Lyonne, nohting special looks like a crack head

Penelope Cruz, ok you're a bad actress and you're dating a loser. Lose the loser and get some acting lessons

John travolta, ok...you always try to play ' Mr.Cool' but you have the voice of a 20 year old skinny kid who was kicked in the nuts repeatedly. Also you cant act worth crap

Jessica Alba, so you used to spend one hour a week on TV looking like some b***h with PMS and expect me to see it as acting?

Lucy Liu,  dumpy annoying chinese lady. Why do you look like one of the living dead and act like them too? Is being a zombie your theme for every movie?

Freddie Prinze Jr. If your dad was alive and saw your acting he'd have still killed himself, you pathetic peice of monkey bannana ****

Colin farrell, yer overated and nothign special

Katie Holmes, you're a dumpy stupid woman. Go back to the creek and drown yoruself in it you pathetic waste

Halle Berry, Oscar winner my ass. If your so good then why couldnt you make a comic book character believeable?

Susan sarandon, you're annoying and play nothing but stupid, stupid witchy women.

Cher, Oscar winner my ASS! Look up Pathetic in the dictionary and see your photo underneath

Josh Hartnet, when you make as much as you do acting lessons should be cheap take as many as you can

Denise Richards, you are the definition of worthless, you cant act, and you never will, go stick your head in a barrel of acid and releive us all of your 'talent'

Tom cruise, ok...so youve been a 'star' for what... 20 years? Is being a star common with being a loser who can barely act and has to undergo nose jobs every year? you're the white michal Jackson you damn midgit, cept Mike can sing pretty ok

Milla Jovovitch, you just plain suck. a little hint of charisma doesnt go as far as you hope it does

Michelle Rodriguez, ok Butch stick that thick meaty face of yours underneath a bull dozer and get it tendarized as well a sremoved.

D.J Qualls, ok... I dont know where to begin twig boy, you're nothing special and you're playing the sympathy game with you bout with cancer

Britney spears, didnt see your movie but could smell how bad it was

wich actors make you vomit with anger?

None.

Actors I tend not to like, I tend also not to watch.  They're free to make a living however they want and if someone pays to watch them and thus supports thier career?  *shrug* It's between them. No harm to me and we all go about our lives.

Lives too short and precious to get upset over the acting skill of someone who could probably care less what I think of them anyway

I agree with Freep.

Although some of the actors mentioned on this post do suck, there are none that want to make me vomit with anger.

everyone in and everything about Final Destiantion as it is f**kin s**t and should be burnt !! arrrrrrh crap iam gonna burn it !!

well it's easy to say just don't watch the actor or actress but sometimes they are in a movie with someone you like or a movie you really want to see and they bring down the entire movie

Freddie Prinz Jr. is terrible
I always wondered if all the bashing gets to him cause out of every actor around he gets the most internet bashing hands down

Well this prick was on Leno last night and MAN what an ego he deserves every bit of it

There is only one who takes the cake with every rotten frame that focuses on his his awful, bile-inducing face.

You guessed it...no, not Frank Stallone...

THIS repugnant, puke sandwich.

Jason Lee - I don't know what it is about this guy, but, he makes me insane as in "I'm gonna' kill everything!" insane. I don't know why that happens but it just does.

J.Lo - She can't act and on a related note I hate her music. The only good thing about her is her body. Be a model, really, it's the best for both of us.

Trainwreck: on this board, you'll need to replace "a href" with "url" for posting links. Damn, don't you wish there was a universal standard for this sort of crap?

Otherwise, very much agreed. Williams was never funny to me, but seemed harmless at first...however, from the first of his obscenity-laced HBO specials, his Blob-like ego has expanded and expanded, devouring everything in its path and leaving nothing behind but toxic slime excrement. I finally gave up about twelve minutes into "Mrs. Doubtfire."

And yet, the posters...gah. "Patch Adams" and "Bicentennial Man" share my most hated of Williams images: The Gentle Childlike Blissninny. (The "Patch" poster is the biggest offender, depicting Williams beaming his Quiet Goodness down upon a small child who is tweaking his clown nose.) He cannot actually convey the feeling he's trying to push, and the resulting phoniness is downright insulting. He wants us to go "awwwww" but I only manage "ewwwwww."

Kevin Costner- the prick walking around with a f**kin donkey in the postman
and Waterworld dont get me started!

Rambo- is the king of nothing its cheap (sorry Stallone)

Fredie prince jr-what a prick the only good thing he has done is to shag sharah michellle gellar!

Damn, don't you wish there was a universal standard for this sort of crap?

Actually, there pretty much is.  Many Bulletin Boards use the same substitution approach .   When I wrote the ezcodes for ezboard.com, I modelled much of it after ubb codes from Ultimate Bulletin Board, which looks abuot the same as what Andrew is using here in the use of [] instead of <> for many tags, and also the way url links are made.