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Which film character is the hardest? Which two would be a good fight? Who do you think would win?

Here is a couple of film characters i would like to see duke it out.

Round 1
The T1000 (Terminator 2) vs. Wolverine (X-Men)

Winner: T1000. Wolverine would gain the upper hand early on cutting T1000 to shreds, but i think T1000s' lack of vital organs would win the day.

Round 2
Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) vs Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Winner: Patrick Bateman. Bickle is more of a gun guy and i think Bateman is in better shape

Feel free to disagree with my results and to add your own duels, tag team matches are welcome as well.

kenny baker V beethoven (the big dog)?

Bill or ted from the hit film bill and ted's excellent adventure

i'am gun'in for bill as ted (keanu reeves) is a p***y and would get his arse kicked by any one with a blond mullet

rocky from chicken run (evil chickens) vs gromit from wallice and gromit

rocky would win the first few rounds as he would be powered by rocky from the film rocky. but gromit would play dirty and use a cattle prod to electricut the bastard while rocky is looking the other way.

This is the first tag team match ever!!!

HOLY TAG TEAM MATCH BATMAN!
The original Batman and Robin (Adam West and Burt Ward) vs. new dynamic duo (George Clooney and Chris "The Bachelor" O'Donnell).

Winners: The originals would give those young whippersnappers a sound thrashing! POW! ZWAPP!
Good work old chums.

i'am sorry but these two are not from a film but i think that judge dread vs judge death should duke it out in a all out no holds bard match.
what could be a better fight than these two titans fighting it out any way i think that judge death would win as its a cool name and dread was scerwed when stalone played him in the movie>

The T1000 (Terminator 2) vs. Wolverine (X-Men)

The restorative power of both of these combatants would make this an awfully long fight.

How about Steve McQueen vs. John Wayne? It would be a pretty dull fight, considering that they are both dead.

Chuck Norris v. Jean Claude Van Dam?  The winner gets to lose to Bruce Lee.

"The Unknown" Chinese Stuntman [you'll know the dude with the long hair] vs The Fallguy

I think Mr. Unknown will kick Lee Majors @$$ and then pull a Mac-11 out to finish the job.

Not really two characters, but a match I'd really like to see is the Battlestar Galactica vs. the Spacecruiser Yamato. Both are loaded with weaponry, both carry small fighter craft, and both are able to single-handedly beat a powerful enemy in battle after battle, when the rest of the fleet is wiped out in a big turkey shoot.

The Galactica is bigger, but the advantage would go to the Argo. It could stay safely out of range of Galactica's weapons, and the Black Tigers could hold off the vipers while the wave motion gun charges up.

Question is, why would two good guys go at it?

For good vs. bad, I think the Galactica vs. an Imperial star destroyer would be a good match.

You know,I have a whole site dedicated to this s**t.

Okay - the first rule of fight club is:
You do not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of fight club is:
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

too bad, I'm breakin' the rules.

A bout between Ed Norton and Freddie Prince Junior - seeing the Prince get his face destroyed by Tyler Durden (like angelface) would be the ultimate bare-knuckle match-up.

Okay - the first rule of fight club is:
You do not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of fight club is:
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

too bad, I'm breakin' the rules.

A bout between Ed Norton and Freddie Prince Junior - seeing the Prince get his face destroyed by Tyler Durden (like angelface) would be the ultimate bare-knuckle match-up.

Good for you. I have a girlfriend.

Here's a good match-get your handbags out and no groping.

Bennet(commando) vs. David Bowie's character in the labrynth??

I think bennet would be distracted by the bulge in Bowie's ski pants plus he's got a knife.
I think Bowie put up a fight with his stupid songs and s**t magic though.

Fritz the Cat vs. Top Cat???

ROTFL! That's a cool battle! Kenny Baker, hands down. Midgets fight dirty.
(Hopefully no-one's offended, cuz I didn't ean to...)

i fight i would kill to see is the robots from battlestar gallatica s the gay robots from star wars.
sound familar its from thesimpsons
i'd put my money on the battlestar gallatica robots any day!

another tag team match
superman and batman vs spiderman and the hulk
as the hulk and superman duke it out and no one would win, spiderman would get his scrany butt kicked so i reckon that the DC comic heros would win as mavel heros are p***ys!

a cat fight at last!
the solider girl from resindent evil vs lara croft
lara would be gunin away with her guns but the solider girl would come in a kick her arse (and more use your imagination on this bit) any way as lara is a wimp and c**t hit a barn door!

Danny Zucko (John 'Voltage' Travolta from grease) vs Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze from Dirty Dancing).

There is a special stipulation in this match- It is a 'greased lightning' match- Both combatants must dance at all times.

Winner: Danny Zucko. After Cokeo-line Castle tries to fight dirty, by draggin Sandy D into the Mix. Danny AKA 'Voltage' freaks out and flicks some of that famous, scrunchy Grease ball into Castle's Eyes. Castle attempts to redeam himself by snorting aline, but, Sandy D and our hero Zucko beging singing the fanmous 'Your the one that i want'. Coke-upped to the eye balls, Castle knows he cant compete and plunges to his death. He lands on a near by power grid and is cooked from the inside out. After all, he was Only Having The Time Of His Life.....

 i retarct the fight between the DC comic heros vs marvel comic heros as it has come to my attention that over all marvel would kick the s**t out of DC any day!

the best fight betwen film characters would be a 4 way duke out between magnum pi, inspector cluoso, sam spade and the dead ledgend morse!

in this almighty ruck magnum would be beating the s**t out of the french bastard cluoso while morse kicks sam spades in only to have sam come back and snap the mans neck. magnum throws cluoso to his death out off a cliff leaving the two ledgends of tv to duke it out to the death. who do you reckon would win?

i'am going with magnum has he could run morse over use his tash as a blade and that navy training must come in handy for something.

This is the first ever 'film characters battle royale'. Enjoy.

For this slugfest of titanic proportions i have selected only the most hardy and duradle of combatants - the cast of street fighter the movie (yes, THAT one) vs. the cast of street fighter 2 (manga) with each character squaring off against their significant other.

As this is such a unique battle i encourage anyone to reply with their own results- whether for the entire battle or individual bouts. Here are a few of mine:

Blanka vs. Blanka
Winner: Manga - The manga Blanka is only on sreen for a second but is still much more of a ferocious, wild animal than the lab rat from the movie.

E.Honda vs. E.Honda
Winner: Movie - This guy was the security guard in Batman and Robin for chrisssakes! Give him a break.

Deejay vs. Deejay
Winner: Manga - Watch the film Youll understand.

Guile vs Guile
Winner: Movie - Jean Claude is a colonel, while manga Guile is only a captain. The Dammanator could simply order manga guile to lose

in the fight of street fighter the movie vs street fighter the manga i'd put my money on the manga versions as they were first and have jiz your pants moves on the game.

How the hell do you throw someone out a cliff?  Off a cliff or out a window?  Or out of a cave in the side of a cliff?

Brother R

No way!  Batman is the biggest p***y, what the hell is his super power huh?  Nothing! He just has a kick ass belt.  Spidey would wreck him.

heres a good fight for you
buck rogers vs apllo and starbuck from battlestar gallatica in a three way match
i know who would win but i'd bet on buck as he wears that tight leather clothing which would make the other two divert there sight unless they whant to lose it!

Hey,do you want the adresses for my fight sites?

I was thinking of doing X-Men and Dreamcatcher fights.What do you think?

Actually,I´m planning to do this:

Buck Rogers VS Flash Gordon VS Captain Kirk VS Starbuck VS Buzz Lightyear

What do you say?

What do you say?

I want the hairspray contract

I watched that 100 greatest movie actors last night. What a f**kin joke. Al Pachino number 1 and De Niro number 2. Thats goddam s**ttin ridiculous. Im not sayin Pachino is a bad actor but hes nothin more than the poor mans De Niro. So to go someway to right this terrible injustice i will match these two against each other in mortal combat.

Robert De Niro vs Al Pachino

Both fighters come out swinging with Al taking an early lead using his lack of stature to easily dodge Bobs haymakers. Bob responds by throwing salt in Als eyes, blinding him. With his vision impaired Al has to rely on his sense of smell, taking a deep sniff, he says 'Ahh, the sent of a woman', confused Bob D asks 'Are you talking to me?'. Al regains enough of his eyesight to see a toilet in the distance, stubling over he realises that it is the same toilet behind which he had earlier hidden a pistol. Bob sees Al groping blindly for his hidden weapon and pulls out his trusty .44 magnum and says to Al 'Suck on this', he then splatters Pachino all over the wall.

Winner: Robert De Niro. All hail emperor Niro!

heres a thunder dome match up
Charile sheen vs martian sheen!
2 sheen's enter 1 sheen leaves
after a short fist fight both would grab a weapon martian with the hammer and charile with the chainsaw.
martian gets glancing blow on the twat flooring him but as he raises the hammer over his head for the final blow chaile being a bastard kick his dads legs out and rans the chainsaw through his stomach cutting him in two.

I´m doing X-Men fights currently.

Suggestions anyone?

what about a fight between the old xmen cartoon and the film?

heres another superhero fight
batman vs the phantom
rubber vs liycra
the phantom would come out fighting with the strengh of 10 tigers and start to pummel batman to the ground untill batman uses some fancy crap from his utilty belt theat traps the phantom and stops him from moving just as the cape crusader is about to finish our purple hero of phantom calls on 10 real tigers which rip the pointy eared twat to bits!!

Currenbtly on my sites:

Jubilee VS Shadowcat

Wayne and Garth(from the"Wayne´s World"movies)VS Beavis and Butthead

Hey Johnny Blister whats your websites address i wanna check it out

Steven segal vs stalone

segal woulkd get his arse kicked ofr slapping like a girl having a pony tail and wearing cadigans whilst acting tough the pick. stalone is a prick as well but has done some good movies.

My sites adresses:

http://www.geocities.com/agustinaldo/fightclubcurrent.html

http://www.geocities.com/agustinaldo/projectmayhemcurrent2.html

Also,check out Jean Claude Van Damme VS Steven Seagal on Grudge Match:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/seagal_vandamme.shtml

Currently on my sites:

Scotty(from"Star Trek")VS Groundskeeper Willy

The Professor(from"Gilligan´s Island) VS Og(from"Mike,Lu & Og") in "Junkyard Wars"

Currently on my sites:

Ace Ventura VS Kraven The Hunter


Chewbacca(from the"Star Wars"franchise) VS Bigfoot

Starbuck wins!
*drools at the thought of Starbuck*

by the way, Johnny Blister, i love your site.

i still chuckle over the Village People vs Spice Girls

Father "I Kick Arse For The Lord" MacGruder vs. Terry "Streetfighter" Tsurugi

Chaney (Charles Bronson in HARD TIMES) vs. Mikey the Pikey (from SNATCH)

Snake Plissken vs. Spike Spiegel

Klaus Kinski vs. Don Logan (Ben Kingsley in SEXY BEAST)

and finally,

A last man standing shot drinking contest between:

Mr. Fujisawa (EL HAZARD), Bluto Blutarsky (ANIMAL HOUSE), Wong Fei-Hung (THE DRUNKEN MASTER), and Kid Shellen (Lee Marvin in CAT BALLOU)

Currently on my site:

Droopy VS Daria Morgendorffer VS Marvin The Paranoid Android(from the"Hitchiker´s Guide To THe Galaxy"books)VS Eeyore(from the"Winnie The Pooh"books/movies)VS Al Gore in a contest of who can spend the most time with a straight face during a showing of"Monthy Python And The Holy Grail"


Neo(from"The Matrix") VS Tron

Currently on CBUB:

Callisto(from"Xena:Warrior Princess") VS Harley Quinn(from"Batman:The Animated Series")

Liberace vs Prince

T Rex vs Spinosaurus

Roseanne Barr vs John Goodman

Spike Lee vs Chris Rock