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1.If the title is a single word and it is an animal.avoid it like the plauge.examples spiders,arachnid,python,rats.
2.If the cover is holographic avoid it.examples are snow man and uncle sam.
3.movies were the first word is THE.examples THE coroner. The icecream man, the stuff.
4.sequals of movies that do not need sequals.examples python 2, The sequals to the leprachan movie,the philadelphia experiment 2. Mimic 2.
5.movies based on video games.Why is it that directors make movies about video games that don't need movies.examples mario brothers,mortal kombat.Why also is it that they can't make a good movie about a video game that would actually be good to have a movie about.examples Resident Evil(god damn you Paul Anderson I hope fou burn in hell for f**king up this movie and also for making Mortal Combat) and Tomb Raider.
6.Movies About food.Examples Attack of the killer tomatoes, The stuff, Hotdog the movie.

You mean "Guide to picking bad movies" :)

1.If the title is a single word and it is an animal.avoid it like the plauge.examples spiders,arachnid,python,rats.

"Alien"

3.movies were the first word is THE.examples THE coroner. The icecream man, the stuff.

"The Professional"

4.sequals of movies that do not need sequals

Um..."Aliens"

Hey!!!  I *like* "The Stuff"!!  Featuring the greatest name for an imaginary franchise ever - Chocolate Chip Charlie!

I usually find that movies made during the 1970s that say "An Italian/Spanish co-production" are usually wonderfully bad. Also, any Canadian film released by "Cinema 5" is usually good to watch around 2:00 in the morning.

>Hey!!! I *like* "The Stuff"!!

Yeeeee-gaawd. You and my sister...
I'd rather snort marshmallow fluff (a la Steve-O) than ever see that again.


Hero

there are always exceptions, but for the most part it holds true