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What up recently I've beeen thinking and I have decided to take over the world.Now ive watched a lot of James Bond movies and I know now what not to do but I need an original idea.Perhaps use a tractor beam to pull a asteroid out of orbit and smash it into earth, or clone an army of Rossie O'donalds to eat the worlds food supply.
All good plots in theory, but you know some do gooder is just going to ruin my plans.I need something full proof.
Now I have goten the evil laugh down,I have a great Ruler of the world title"GID THE GREAT",and even an evil henchman Clawiron a 10ft tall robot that is covered in weapons and hates all things good.
So im part way to ruleing all of man kind but I still need a plan,I welcome sugestions,those who aid me in my quest against goodness shall rule with me.
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

a 10ft tall robot that is covered in weapons and hates all things good.


It could be a problem if you come up with a good plan

One suggestion
When you have the hero in your grasp...KILL HIM. No bragging, no death traps, just a large caliber bullet to the head.
Also, stay away from Rhode Island-that's my turf and I rule with an iron fist.
More ideas as they come
D

Replace the worlds supply of Preperation H with a nanite tech remote control pain infliction control? Talk about haveing 'em by the short hairs!
Oh, wait...Did you read my "How to train a mad scientest "post at Jabootu? I could use some help on this my self.
Hummm.....How about converting cows into walking death cyborgs..oh, wait, thats "Battle cattle". Cool game though....

damn you.already a flaw in my plan.Then I shall dismantel Clawiron and make a new henchmen.

thank you thank you all great ideas.Im am taking you plans into consideration.Soon my evil plot will be complete AND I SHALL RULE
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damn you.already a flaw in my plan.Then I shall dismantel Clawiron and make a new henchmen.

Maybe just install and 'end-justify-means' filter.  Something good can be allowed if the end goal or result is evil

Don't forget  Peter's evil overlord list, now at its own website:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Umm, offer a good health plan and life insurance for those who let you rule them? I'd totally give in to you if your iron fist promised benefits and bonus packages.

Oh, and threatening the world with nuclear fallout seems to work well when you want a tight grip over an entire species. Also, give yourself a cool nickname like "King Karl," or "Nero Nick," or something neat like that, cause people will always respond better to someone who sounds like they know what they're doing and who have a cool name.

Scottie

Speaking of battle cattle, does anyone remember a toy line from about ten years or so ago called Barnyard Warriors or somesuch that featured various livestock with angry faces and Dino-Riders type battle armor and weaponry?

Brother R

Brother Ragnarok wrote:

> Speaking of battle cattle, does anyone remember a toy line from
> about ten years or so ago called Barnyard Warriors or somesuch
> that featured various livestock with angry faces and
> Dino-Riders type battle armor and weaponry?
>

Yes.  But do you remember the Food Fighters (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/foodfighters/default.asp)?  See, that might work.  Nobody ever suspects their food.  Hey, have you ever seen a hamburger that could take a bite out of you?

But, wycked nick, have you considered how much ruling the world with an iron fist would be?  With great power comes great responsibility, and that is one hell of a lot of power.  You'd probably end up spending most of your time in meetings. . .

Not to mention that every two bit farm boy with dead parents will want to come gunning for you and your evil empire.  Really, it just doesn't pay to be an evil overlord.

When I rule I shall call my self GID THE GREAT and all will bow before me.I understand that ruling the world may at first be hard but with mind control rays I shall rule.
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OK,Wycked Nick,if you try to take over the world,I´ll stop you!I´m helluva tough,sucka!

I pity the fool dat tries to take over the world!

By the way,if you like taking overe the world,you´ll love this:

http://www.geocities.com/agustinaldo/projectmayhemworlddominationpageone.html

Or this:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/brain-dogbert.shtml

You broke the first rule of would-be world dictators(*)!  NEVER reveal your plan until it's done!!

Actually your first order of business should be to check out Villainsupply.Com, who will furnish all your maniacal despotic needs.

Other rules that come to mind:
1) NEVER, under any circumstances, build anything that has a "self destruct" button, switch, lever or footpedal.  You can guarantee that if you do so, some interfering square-jawed hero will find the damned thing and press it.
2)  DO NOT entrust the details of your world-domination plan to your slinky leather-clad female subordinate.  Statistics have proven that evil slinky leather-clad female subordinates are highly likely to succumb to the moral charms of interfering square-jawed heroes.
3)  GLOATING is totally counter-productive.  If you have any interfering square-jawed heroes within your grasp, kill them immediately!  Gloating would-be dictators have a 95% chance of having the tables turned on them while they gloat.
4)  LAWYERS are a valuable resource.  Surround yourself with them and they will befuddle, deny, entangle and deceive any interfering square-jawed hero.  Plus, if they get wiped out, nobody will miss them.  However, you can't rely on them to fend off cute dimpled boyish heroes - for them you need slinky leather-clad female subordinates (remembering proviso 2 above)

(* This disqualifies nearly all Hollywood dictators outright)