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Title: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 21, 2003, 01:59:22 PM
Last week a friend and I got into a agrument about Jet Li fighting Bruce Li. He said Jet Li would kick Bruce Lee's butt, and I responded "Yeah only if Jet Li was using wire-fu, Bruce Lee was possibly one of the most powerful people ever born and he'd ripp Jet Li to shreds" (No disrespect to Jet Li and wire-fu. Jet Li is my second favorite martial artist celebraty but Bruce Lee is by far my favorite). We just sorta changed the subject a littie while later and forgot about it. But if some how Bruce Lee came back to live and he ran into Jet Li and the two decided to fight who would win. I'd put my money on Bruce Lee because he's the King of Kung-Fu. What do you guys think?

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Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Fearless Freep on May 21, 2003, 02:04:58 PM
I think judging how well a particular martial artist-turned-actor would do in an actual fight based on how they did in choreographed movies is kinda interesting.  I mean, judging from movie fights, Wesley Snipes, Christopher Lee and Frank Oz's puppets could whip Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Chuck Norris,a dn JCVD together :)



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 21, 2003, 02:08:52 PM
I mean a real life fight, no fake blood, no director yelling "cut", no wires, no stunt doubles. (Gee "Fearless" not only in name)

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Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Fearless Freep on May 21, 2003, 02:12:42 PM
I mean a real life fight, no fake blood, no director yelling "cut", no wires, no stunt doubles.

Well, that's my point :)   How can you look at a series of movies and figure out who would win ina real fight?



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 21, 2003, 02:17:22 PM
Ohhhh. Well Bruce Lee was more realistic and so I develoed a feeling of just how powerful he is, while Jet Li always uses wires and is unrealistc. Bruce Lee has actually entered martial arts contest and won, he's even fought gangs and still beat the crud out of them. I mean just guess on who would win.

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Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Funk, E. on May 21, 2003, 02:23:53 PM
Well beings as Bruce is dead and Jet is alive. I'd say Jet would win. Hell, I'd win in a fight againd Bruce now. Don't know how well my stomach would fair though :-)


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: raj on May 21, 2003, 02:25:08 PM
I don't know anything about Jet Li's background -- what he has studied or for how long, but I'd put my money on Bruce.  He never seemed like someone who was doing martial arts, it was more like he was kung fu.


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Fearless Freep on May 21, 2003, 02:26:39 PM
If Abraham Lincoln was alive today, what would be be doing?
Hed would be:
a) writing his memoirs
b) advising the current president
c) screaming and clawing like mad at the inside of his coffin



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 21, 2003, 02:29:50 PM
What doesl Lincoln have to do with this? Anyway Bruce Lee: 2
Jet Li: 1 Extra:1
And I said SOMEHOW that Bruce Lee came to life , like you know a witch used her magic to bring him back to life.

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Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Fearless Freep on May 21, 2003, 02:32:41 PM
What doesl Lincoln have to do with this?

He's dead, too :)  Funk E, played off the humour of that, I took it further



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Funk, E. on May 21, 2003, 02:39:19 PM
Which would decompose faster: Bruce Lee or Abe Lincoln?


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: raj on May 21, 2003, 03:05:26 PM
If Lincoln were alive today he'd immediately die of old age.
(figured I'd throw in my OT post.)


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Chadzilla on May 21, 2003, 03:19:44 PM
Honest Abe, Bruce had the benefits of modern era funeral technology.



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: akiratubo on May 21, 2003, 03:45:44 PM
Bruce


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Funk, E. on May 21, 2003, 03:46:26 PM
That would be my guess too 8-D


Title: BRUCE!!!
Post by: Ash on May 21, 2003, 04:29:31 PM
Even though Jet Li is an accomplished martial artist, Bruce, if he were still alive today would have many many more years of experience and training.

Bruce would mop the floor with Jet Li.

Hell, I doubt Jet Li would even take up that challenge out of fear and respect!



Post Edited (05-21-03 16:29)


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: The Burgomaster on May 21, 2003, 04:42:49 PM
Bruce Lee was, is, and will always be, the master.

Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal, Don "The Dragon" Wilson, Sho Kosugi, and all the rest, would not even exist if it weren't for Bruce Lee.



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 21, 2003, 04:57:51 PM
It´s official:I´m doing this fight on my site in the future.

Also,check this out:
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/bruce-jackie.shtml


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Scott0 on May 21, 2003, 05:01:20 PM
Asking any question that involves "would Bruce Lee win in a fight?" will produce the same answer every time. YES. My god, it would be like Jet Li wouldn't even have a chance to wave to the crowd before Bruce had him on the floor. You see, Bruce has what is called "street skill." He actually invented his own style of kung fu called "jeet kune do" that is renouned as the most effective form of kung fu ever. If you are fast enough to do all the moves, you are unstoppable using his style. It's none of those fancy poses, or leering taunts to your opponent most of the traditional styles of kung fu use. Instead, it's practical and efficient fighting that dominates the match. Bruce Lee would win in a landslide.

Now the real question is, who would win between Bruce Lee, and his latter rip-off Bruce Li? Actually, it's more like 'how devastating would the pummeling Bruce Lee would give to Li for trying to steal his name and make money using the most shameful kung fu possible be? I'd say he'd kill him three times over before he even hit the ground.

Scottie



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 21, 2003, 05:04:56 PM
Also,this fight has Bruce Lee in the Rollerball arena:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rollerball.shtml


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dolph Lundgren on May 21, 2003, 05:50:26 PM
As big of a Jet Li fan as I am, I too would have to agree that Bruce would win.  Bruce was simply more of a martial artist, he ate, slept, and breathed martial arts.  Jet Li is an incredible martial artist as well, but isn't the style that he trains under, known as wushu, more of a show of athletics?  I don't know much about wushu, but I could've sworn that I've heard it was more of a "theatrical" and athletic martial arts.  Not that you couldn't do damage with wushu, but I was under the impression that it was more showy and about ability than anything else.  I could definitely be wrong though.  As Scott said, Bruce CREATED his own style.  He was that dedicated.  Jet Li's dedicated as well, but not to the point that Bruce was.  

Nick


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: spike on May 21, 2003, 07:03:28 PM
Bruce he rules and kicks Jet LI to the other end of the world


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 21, 2003, 10:24:47 PM
Bruce Lee: A lot
Jet Li: one
Stupit posts: several (really the ones about Abe and Lee decomposing are the ones i'm talking about)

I guess Bruce Lee is in the lead.

-the first rule of fat club-


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Evan3 on May 21, 2003, 10:34:17 PM
Hmmm

Jet Li is my favorite martial artist, and he was once ranked number 1 through winning a series of tournaments.

As for Bruce Lee, all I have heard is legend and have never seen him fight. Either way, I think it would be close and it would depend on if weapons could be used.

I think my vote would go to Andrew Jackson though, as he was the most brutal president America has ever seen. Take that Honest Abe!



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Fearless Freep on May 22, 2003, 12:09:04 PM
I think my vote would go to Andrew Jackson though, as he was the most brutal president America has ever seen.

He looks like a grandma with a shawl on the $20 bill



Title: Well, seeing that Bruce is dead . . .
Post by: Rob Phillips on May 22, 2003, 01:45:58 PM
 . . . I'll have to vote for Jet Li. Dead people don't fight very good (even in G Romero movies), just ask Father Macgruder. If they were both alive then Bruce would win in the '70s as Jet would be what . . . 10? Or now Jet Li would win as Bruce would be in his late 50s or early 60s.

Now to more important stuff, Captain Kirk or Pickarrd?

hehehe

Rob


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Rob Phillips on May 22, 2003, 01:47:30 PM
Didn't Bruce win tha Internation freestyle competition in the early 70's?

Rob


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: illcos on May 22, 2003, 01:51:50 PM
i'd say jet li because bruce lee is dead.  that's not really a fair match.


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 22, 2003, 02:23:54 PM
Grudge Match,CBUB,the Fight Club and Project Mayhem have state of the art time-traveling machines that allow to bring in contestants BEFORE they died.


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 22, 2003, 02:30:32 PM
Anyway as I said SOMEHOW Bruce Lee came back to life and got into a fight with Jet Li.

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Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Rob Phillips on May 22, 2003, 02:37:33 PM
Celebrity Death Match?

Rob


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 22, 2003, 03:49:27 PM
CDM is a cheap rip-off of the above mentioned fight sites.


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dolph Lundgren on May 22, 2003, 04:38:07 PM
How about we base the fight off of when both Bruce Lee and Jet Li were in their prime?  Implausible, I realize this, but interesting to think about nonetheless.  Nevertheless, I'd still give the edge to Bruce, although I'm sure Jet Li is no pushover at all.

Nick


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 22, 2003, 04:45:21 PM
Don´t worry,I´ll do this fight.

But Jet Li can just outnumber Bruce Lee.Did you see"The One"?


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Fearless Freep on May 22, 2003, 05:40:27 PM
Now to more important stuff, Captain Kirk or Pickarrd?

I had been trying not to bring up that comparison...



Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 22, 2003, 05:58:20 PM
Check out this Captain Kirk VS Han Solo fight:


http://www.grudge-match.com/History/kirk-solo.shtml


Title: Re: Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li who would win?
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 23, 2003, 01:45:52 PM
YEAH! Third place with 36 responeses (including this one).

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