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Title: It make me want to stab myself... (Legally Blonde 2)
Post by: JackFlack on July 02, 2003, 09:34:31 PM
Ok, no, I have NOT and do not EVER plan to see this movie or the first one, but whenever I see a preview for Legally Blonde 2 (I feel dinner coming up just typing that...), it makes me want to A)Hurt the screen B)Gouge my eyes out and C)Stab myself in the friggin stomach.  That the movie industry would ever let this movie see the light of day makes me very angry.  I don't know why.  It's like, the past few times I've gone to see a movie, I've been hoping to see a Freddy vs. Jason preview... but instead I see this garbage put in front of me.  Everything about this movie looks unentertaining, unfunny, and just plain crappy.  

I think I might have to punch Reese Witherspoon, or whatever her name is in the face if I ever see her for making crap like this.  I'm sorry if this offends anyone, I just had to vent on perhaps one of the greatest crimes against sight and hearing in history.

Man... I've got problems.


Title: Re: It make me want to stab myself... (Legally Blonde 2)
Post by: ErikJ on July 02, 2003, 09:49:42 PM
I saw the first one with my kids. Now while it's not a great film I wouldn't call it the worst (Wife and I watched Freddy Got Fingered after it and that is almost as bad as it gets)

But as far as this goes, I see no reason at all for it to be made. I will not see this even if the kids beg, and so far they have no desire to see it.


Title: Re: It make me want to stab myself... (Legally Blonde 2)
Post by: Dunners on July 02, 2003, 11:06:35 PM
yuck, I think she is a visual STD. I hope T3, terminates this piece of s**t from the box office.



Title: Yuck is RIGHT!!!
Post by: Great Sage on July 03, 2003, 10:16:48 AM
Hey Jack, you're not alone, man... I feel the same way.  For some twisted reason, mainstream high schoolers have a need to identify with this garbage... And believe me, it's garbage.

I have absolutely no respect for Reese Witherspoon, because anyone who subjects themself to this type cast has no respect for acting, cinematography or entertainment.  The movie is basically out to cash in on perky personels without much thought about making a good film...  Let's hope they don't make enough for "Legally Blonde 3."  If that happens, I may have to shoot myself.


Title: Re: It make me want to stab myself... (Legally Blonde 2)
Post by: SkullNinja on July 03, 2003, 11:49:46 AM
My girlfriend and the nearby three rows howled with laughter when the preview for this came on and I loudly announced "The sequel that nobody ask for!" in my ominous/Mr. MoviePhone voice.


Title: Speaking of LB2 anyone seen IMDB?
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on July 04, 2003, 08:26:50 AM
IMDB is covered at the top with a massive banner for this film.

SAVE US!

What's up with Luke Wilson anyway?

Was God like:

"I shall let him act in Bottle Rocket and Rushmore.  Once people think he is talented, I shall put him in every crappy comedy from the year 1999-Until!!!!! (evil laughter)"



Title: Re: Speaking of LB2
Post by: Evan3 on July 06, 2003, 06:30:56 PM
I tried to watch the first one on HBO several times and never made it through 15 minutes. The second one didnt even make me smirk.


It is funny that someone else pointed out Luke Wilson. What an oddball. He doesnt just to comedy like brother Owen, he just seems to do romantic comedy, between this and Alex and Emma, he seems to be totally clueless.



Title: Re: It make me want to stab myself... (Legally Blonde 2)
Post by: JackFlack on July 06, 2003, 09:17:19 PM
If they make a Legally Blonde 3, I say bring on SkyNet and the robots from the Matrix.  Humanity will deserve it.