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Title: 2 heads ARN"T better then 1...not realy....
Post by: Flangepart on August 19, 2003, 12:43:10 PM
The three headed Knight in "M.P. and the Holy Grail" fits the title of this post perfectly.....
The key thing to remember about...multi headed things....is that, among the noggens involved, one of them has got to be in charge.
An "Alpha head", if you will...
I mean, look at the 3 headed Knight! Talk about an unhappy relationship. All that arguing about who brushed who's teeth last night, what (Or who) to have for dinner, and lets not think about who's turn it is to wipe the...uh..."Verticle smile".
And, could all that cackleing King Gidorah does, is the heads squabbling over what city they get to trash, and who gets to blow up the biggest buildings in Tokyo?
Sooooo....
If you wanted to punish a movie character....to whom  would you graft their head to? Jason to Freddy, or vise versa?
Maby The head of Gieger's Alien to the back end of a Starship troopers Bug?
Or maby....well, you get the idea......
Oh, hey, lets add actors too.
Anyone for Britiny Lopez?



Title: Re: 2 heads ARN"T better then 1...not realy....
Post by: Kirk on August 19, 2003, 05:39:56 PM
I'd stick Ashton Kutcher's head on Gloria Steinhem's shoulder.   Then I'd get Bruce Willis to fark Gloria Steinhem.

Kirk


Title: Re: 2 heads ARN"T better then 1...not realy....
Post by: JohnL on August 21, 2003, 01:12:15 AM
All the talk lately of two (or more) headed characters in movies reminds of something I saw on one of the talkshows a few years ago; a real, two-headed little girl. Ok, they were actually conjoined twins, but they only had one body, two arms, and two legs, so the net effect was that they were a two-headed person. Maybe if she lives to be an adult, she can star in a horror movie.