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Title: Really Bad Vampire Movies Post by: Chris on July 30, 2001, 02:33:06 PM I would like too warn people out there who likes vampire movies .Please don't buy or rent Club Vampire,Blood Thirsty,Razor Blade Smile,and Embrace The Darkness. All really bad acting,really bad plots,and etc. Also forgoten no threesomes and that really sucks!!!
Title: Re: Really Bad Vampire Movies Post by: Steve. on July 30, 2001, 02:53:23 PM Terrible pun as regards "threesomes and that really sucks", Chris, but if you want to see the worst ever vampire flick, look no further than "Guess What Happened To Count Dracula?" (1970) - answer: he moved to LA and called himself "Adrian", and yes it's as bad as it sounds. It tries desperately to be something along the lines of "Count Yorga" but fails utterly.
Title: Re: Really Bad Vampire Movies Post by: Andrew K on July 30, 2001, 09:28:08 PM The worst vampire I have ever seen is the Spanish movie "Horrible Sexy Vampire," which plays like a bunch of outtakes from a Jess Franco film. The vampire looks like a blow-dried, peroxided Keir Dulea, and the movie features the worst invisibility effects ever. And oh yeah, as the title indicates, there's plenty of skin, but the women, alas, aren't to hot. The one at the beginning looks like a small-nosed Barbra Streisand.
Title: Re: Really Bad Vampire Movies Post by: Chris on July 31, 2001, 05:07:22 AM Also too much lesbian stuff. Boring
Title: Re: Really Bad Vampire Movies Post by: Raffles on August 02, 2001, 07:23:03 PM Horrible sexy vampire was horrible. I'd say anyhting with John Carradine like Billy the Kid vs. Dracula. There was nothing you could throw at that guy he wouldn't take.
Title: Re: Really Bad Vampire Movies Post by: Evil Ed on August 05, 2001, 08:33:15 PM The Worst vampire movie by far is Embrace Of The Vampire. The only reason to see it is for Alyssa Milano's ta ta's, and to be honest, even that didn't save the movie. There was no gore what so ever. The best way to watch this flick is with your finger on the fast forward button. Title: Re: Really Bad Vampire Movies Post by: Steve. on August 06, 2001, 02:32:35 PM With plenty of pauses for the ta ta's, eh Ed?
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