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Title: "Has-beens" that should make movies together
Post by: The Burgomaster on October 31, 2003, 05:57:04 PM
I'd like to see some movies starring the following "has-beens:"

* Bobcat Goldthwait and Gilbert Gottfried
* Anthony Michael Hall and C. Thomas Howell
* Chuck Norris and Sho Kosugi
* Debra Winger and Kathleen Turner
* Gary Coleman and Justin Henry
* Macaulay Culkin and Jaleel White

It would be great if they were direct-to-video releases and they ended up in the Wal-Mart $5.88 bin after about 6 months.



Title: Re: "Has-beens" that should make movies together
Post by: raj on October 31, 2003, 07:42:27 PM
The Coreys.  Feldman and um, Hart.


Title: Re: "Has-beens" that should make movies together
Post by: yaddo42 on November 01, 2003, 11:11:05 AM
Gary Busey and Wings Hauser in "Duel of the Hammy Has-beens".

Chuck Norris and Sam Eliot in "Mighty Stoneface Mustache Kings"

Steven Seagal and Rutger Hauer in "Jellybelly Recoil Pads of Doom"


Title: Re: "Has-beens" that should make movies together
Post by: dean on November 02, 2003, 09:33:26 AM

isn't culkin making a comeback? he seems to have been popping up a bit lately.  

and chuck norris will never be a has been! i stay up late just to watch his infomercials.

oh god, did i just say that?

but anyway, i think a combination of norris' character in delta force combined with seagal from under seige could make for an interesting crossover, they did it with freedy and jason, how about an action movie crossover? [looking at robocop vs terminator snes game whislt typing]


Title: Re: "Has-beens" that should make movies together
Post by: The Burgomaster on November 02, 2003, 09:49:27 AM
dean wrote:

"isn't culkin making a comeback? he seems to have been popping up a bit lately. "

Yes. His most recent movie has been panned by most critics. Do you even know anyone who has seen it (or who wants to see it)?  His comeback will never work.  He will fall into the pit of washed-up child stars.



Title: Re: "Has-beens" that should make movies together
Post by: AndyC on November 02, 2003, 06:27:13 PM
Barney the Dinosaur and Andrew Dice Clay.