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Title: Best Quote Post by: Cloudio on August 09, 2001, 11:43:13 AM This category should prove to be interesting, seeing how every B-Film usually has at least one memorable quote.
I have to go with the classic quote from that lovable Kung-Fu Man Of The Cloth Father McGruder: "I kick ass for the Lord!" Also high on my list is the bible salesman from Beware: Children At Play: "Oh, Hell Yeah!" Of course you can hear that quote every Monday night if you are a wrestling fan. Of course Bruce Campbell has millions of quotes...what are some of your all time favorites? Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Steve. on August 09, 2001, 01:38:51 PM Are you talking to me, Cloudio? Well I'm the only one here. "What's in the basket?" (Basket Case) is a poke in the eye for nosey buggers everywhere. "Have a drink - Al" (Warren Oates to a severed head in Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia - a rather fine B-movie).
Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: AndyC on August 09, 2001, 02:19:49 PM Best quote:
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." Roddy Piper had so many good lines in They Live. To alien shopper: "You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in '57" To human: "You, you're ok. This one, real f**kin' ugly." and who can forget "Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat." Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Vermin Boy on August 09, 2001, 04:34:21 PM "This 'silly pistol' could put a hole in you the size of a medium grapefruit!"
-- Vincent Price, _The Tingler_ Reporter: Are they slow-moving, chief? Chief: Yeah, they're dead, they're... ALL messed up. --Night of the Living Dead "Ya see? Ya see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!" -- Eros the "advanced" alien, Plan 9 from Outer Space Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Raffles on August 09, 2001, 06:41:03 PM "Poison Clan rocks the world!"- 5 deadly Venoms (got it from some book)
Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Gnobenkase on August 09, 2001, 08:11:34 PM I'm with you there!
Also: "Ma'am, that's like pouring perfume on a pig!" "You don't need the police, you need a Brazilian plastic surgeon!" (Why Brazilian, for crying out loud?!) "You see, I take the glasses off, she looks like a regular woman; I put 'em back on: formaldehyde face!" Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Jim Hepler on August 10, 2001, 05:11:39 AM "WHERE'S MY CAKE?!"
-Creepshow Title: Re: Best Creepshow Quote Post by: AndyC on August 10, 2001, 11:39:09 AM "Meteor s**t!"
uttered by Sthephen King Title: Re: Best Creepshow Quote Post by: Raffles on August 10, 2001, 03:09:06 PM "Heinekin? f**k that s**t, Pabst Blu Ribbon!"-Blue Velvet
"Time for Go to Bed!" Tor Johnson the Unearthly Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Hero-man and Sidekick-boy on August 10, 2001, 05:39:01 PM Um for a Horror b-movie
"Swollow this" - Ash, evil dead 2 From a B-movie in General "I'm not even suppose to be here today" - Dante, Clerks "Bunch of Savages in this town" - Randal, Clerks Title: Six String Samuri Post by: The Bard on August 10, 2001, 10:24:21 PM Nethead: If I were you, I'd Run!
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good looking Title: Re: Six String Samuri Post by: Guitarwolf on August 11, 2001, 12:04:29 AM "They're coming to get you Barbera" - Night of the living Dead
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre "I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" - Mr. Garrison from South Park BLU "Awk" - Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park "This is seventies porn. You know how I can tell? The guys dick has sideburns" - Bulletproof "Now squel like a pig" - Deliverence "Here's a nice piece of s**t" - Billy Madison "I could have been somebody. I coulda been a contender" - On the Waterfront "Now that's a damn shame when white folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better off Dead Title: Re: Six String Samuri Post by: Vermin Boy on August 11, 2001, 08:13:13 PM My favorite from Six-String Samurai:
"Nice tuxedo... Nice tuxedo to DIE in!!" Title: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* Post by: Andrew on August 11, 2001, 11:12:36 PM "Hey, we're going to make babies!" - a sperm, running down the "corridor."
Andrew Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Mofo Rising on August 12, 2001, 12:49:05 PM "If my head wasn't hurting so much I'd a sworn I was in heaven, heaven for guys who like big tits."
-Jack, HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: show on August 12, 2001, 09:03:42 PM THANKS FOR THE RIDE LADY
Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Hairzilla on August 13, 2001, 11:24:06 AM "Better call a press conference, tell them it's Godzilla!" - GODZILLA 1985
"We've gotta find someone, somewhere, who knows something about what the hell we're dealing with!" - G' '85 "You were standing with 'Oscar'. Is he your main 'weiner man' ?" - BETTER OFF DEAD "That's bizZARE! But if 'The Ronster's' doing it it must be new!" - CAN'T BUY ME LOVE Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: Raffles on August 13, 2001, 02:41:21 PM "Yo shut the f**k up chico man!" -Wild Style
Title: Re: Best Quote Post by: LeonTrotsky on August 23, 2001, 10:30:27 PM the best quote of all time has to be from everyone's favorite camp classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space. The scene has Sgt. Mooney talking to a frantic caller.
"What? You say Clowns came and took your wife away in a balloon?" of course, for sheer baddness, you can't go wrong with Troll 2 quotes " Nilbog! It's Goblin spelled backwords!" or "Look, it's the stone hedge magic stone!" |