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Title: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Jayson on January 14, 2004, 02:38:34 PM Have you ever heard a movie title and thought it could double as a porno? Having worked in a video store I saw alot of "titles" that could. Here is a partial list:
1. Not without my Daughter 2. Project X 3. Theres something about Mary 4. Bad Boys 5. A Family thing 6. Hard Eight 7. The Waterboy 8. The Iron Giant 9. Kids in the hall 10. What lies beneath Can you all think of any more LESS obvious titles (movies like "snatch" and "blow" are way too obvious. Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: The Burgomaster on January 14, 2004, 03:11:30 PM 1. Cool Hand Luke
2. Raising Cain 3. The Big Red One 4. The French Connection 5. The Fire Down Below 6. Shaft 7. The Truth about Cats and Dogs 8. Toy Story 9. Big Jake Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Jayson on January 14, 2004, 03:17:11 PM LOL!!!Cool hand Luke---never thought of that one!! :)
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: TC on January 14, 2004, 04:18:58 PM Bend it Like Beckham
What Dreams May Come (When pronounced out loud, it sounds like, "Wet Dreams May Cum") Dick Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Mr_Vindictive on January 14, 2004, 07:03:20 PM Can't forget:
Unlawful Entry Little Big Man Whoooha Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Johnny Z on January 14, 2004, 07:15:49 PM Three Men and a Little Lady (I wouldn't even go there with the original)
Dirty Harry The Dirty Dozen Any Which Way but Loose Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Neon Noodle on January 14, 2004, 09:44:33 PM For a Few Dollars More
Lean on Me Hannah and her Sisters Little Nikita Much ado about Nothing (harsh!) Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Susan on January 14, 2004, 11:27:58 PM Man Thing (coming to a theater near you..heh)
the best little whorehouse in texas (yep, it coulda been) Fire Down Below (worth a re-mention) Roger and Me But let's get down to the nitty gritty: 1.Stand and Deliver 2.Deep Impact 3.Blow 4.Easy Rider (or Whale Rider) 5.Bring it On 6.Master and Commander 7.The African Queen 8. Igby Goes Down and with that i bid you adieu slightly embarassed i got caught up in a thread like this Post Edited (01-14-04 22:31) Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: TC on January 15, 2004, 12:51:27 AM Bah...I forgot one!
Dante's Peak Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Cricket21a on January 15, 2004, 04:16:20 PM The Long Kiss Goodnight Men At Work Blown Away Weekend At Bernies Herbie Goes Bananas can't think of anymore off the top of my head. Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Cricket21a on January 15, 2004, 04:17:33 PM one more.....
From Dusk til Dawn Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Jayson on January 15, 2004, 05:15:32 PM Here are a few more...
1. O Brother..where art thou? 2. Superfly 3. Bring it on 4. The Day after 5. She's all that Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Johnny Z on January 15, 2004, 06:26:25 PM I am now officially caught up in this posting:
Shaft Free Willy Blow Big Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Chris K. on January 15, 2004, 07:42:24 PM How about Umberto Lenzi's God awful horror film WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK? Now that title could pass as a porno flick. It even has Lenzi's trademark fake name 'Humphery Humbert', which could also come across as a strange porno name as well.
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: KD on January 15, 2004, 09:40:15 PM Depending on where your _mind's_ at, couldn't most of 'em be...even The Wizard of Oz?
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Jayson on January 15, 2004, 09:42:32 PM no..it has to be secretly dirty. Like "whats eating Gilbert Grape"
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: KD on January 15, 2004, 09:45:36 PM Maybe I should clarify the spelling - Wizard of Ahs
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Cricket21a on January 16, 2004, 12:14:35 AM There was one I've seen was about The Adams Family, I couldn't stop laughing when they got to Uncle Fester. Yes, I watch porn but it's usually because some of them are pretty funny to watch.
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Phantom 187 on January 16, 2004, 01:27:14 AM Stand and Deliver
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Neville on January 16, 2004, 05:38:10 AM Use your imagination here:
The fellowship of the ring The two towers Return of the king Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Drezzy on January 16, 2004, 12:01:56 PM Honey
Fast And The Furious Biker Boyz Shaft Goes To Africa Jaws James Bond in Goldfinger Bowfinger Roxanne The New Adventures Of Pinnochio Eaten Alive Idle Hands Terror Firmer (well, not too far off, really) Deep Rising Deep Six Blue The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Swordfish Kull The Conqueror Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Jayson on January 16, 2004, 01:30:16 PM LOL on Idle Hands and Fast & Furious!!
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: jmc on January 16, 2004, 08:01:51 PM TWO MULES FOR SISTER SARA!
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Ronin47 on January 16, 2004, 08:29:35 PM Holes! Great movie too, kinda like "The Goonies" for a new generation.
______________________________________________________________________ Post Edited (01-16-04 19:31) Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Johnny Z on January 16, 2004, 08:30:39 PM You are sick jmc!!! But I like that in you. :o)
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Susan on January 16, 2004, 08:47:54 PM Great balls of fire?
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: King Kun Fun on January 16, 2004, 10:00:22 PM Eating Raul (gay porn)
In and Out Cannonball Run XXX (cheap one I know) Fing Nemo Hard Days Night Star Whores Yellow submarine (asian porn) Eight heads in a Duffle bag Eight Legged Freaks Fist(ing)s of the North Star Manos, the Hands of Fate (sorry that's a cheap one too) The Hand the Rocks the Cradle Tequila Sunrise (a name of a porn star) Grease Gross Point Blank Spaceballs Gleaming the Cube 9 to 5 Broken Arrow 12 Angry Men Moby Dick (TOO EASY!!!!!!!) Star Trek the Final Frontier (TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN'S GONE BEFORE!!!!!!) Like Mike Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: King Kun Fun on January 16, 2004, 10:20:31 PM Training Day
Nessary Roughness Blast From the Past The Ring A mighty Wind A river Runs Through It Catch Me if you Can From Justin to Kelly League of Extrodinary Gentlemen Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: JohnL on January 17, 2004, 01:06:48 AM A Boy and His Dog
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Neville on January 17, 2004, 08:11:55 AM "The serpent and the rainbow".
Title: HARD AS NAILS! Post by: I luv dolma on January 17, 2004, 08:14:39 PM Don't know if anyone mentioned this one yet...
Its a Roger Corman movie about the Russian mafia. Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Cricket21a on January 18, 2004, 04:48:51 AM Fright Night
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: JohnL on January 18, 2004, 07:04:13 PM My Bloody Valentine
Stroker Ace Stick Little Women Hardbodies She's Out of Control Lambada, The Forbidden Dance Last of the Red Hot Lovers The Lover (hey, wasn't this porn already? :) Fast Times at Ridgemont High Valley Girl Tremors Bridget Jones's Diary Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle Romancing the Stone Lair of the White Worm The Good, the Bad and the Ugly For a Few Dollars More Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: dean on January 19, 2004, 09:08:42 AM The Mating Habits of an Earthbound Human Heartbreakers Minority Report [I'm 'small' minded, but hey, it would be damn funny!] Chasing Amy Clerks Young and Dangerous Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: AndyC on January 19, 2004, 11:07:56 AM Hmmm, not many that haven't been done.
How about: Quigley Down Under Lord of the Flies Cold Turkey conjures up some pretty sick imagery. Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Jayson on January 19, 2004, 02:33:00 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--"For a few dollars more". HAHAHAH good one! LOL!!
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: AndyC on January 19, 2004, 02:49:42 PM I Come in Peace
Dick Come Blow Your Horn Dr. Strangelove Manhunter Naked Lunch Hot Shots Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Dan Wright on January 20, 2004, 10:25:30 PM Well there was that canceled tv show NYPD 2069.
Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Ellie on January 21, 2004, 11:49:10 AM Thunderball
As Good as It Gets Awakenings Backdraft The Banger Sisters The Barbarian and the Geisha The Big Lebowski Booty Call Broken Arrow Cheats Days of Thunder Double Bang Dr. Dolittle Flaming Star Full Frontal A Girl in every Port Groundhog Day Happy Gilmore Hope Floats Joy Ride Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Ellie on January 21, 2004, 10:42:09 PM Jaws
Sister Act Octop***y Three Men and a Baby (Sorry..that was my husband) King Kong Keeper of the Flame Pale Rider The Naked and the Dead The Princess and the Barrio Boy Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: B0SoxSuk (Austin) on January 22, 2004, 03:00:03 AM Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Sex
woody allen did this one Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: B0SoxSuk (Austin) on January 22, 2004, 03:03:20 AM Top Gun
haha... Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: B0SoxSuk (Austin) on January 22, 2004, 03:08:54 AM oh yeah..
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner and.. Top Gun haha Title: Re: Movie titles that could pass as pornos! Post by: Colt M1991A1 on January 22, 2004, 10:51:47 PM The Mummy/Mummy Returns
Enter The Dragon Glen or Glenda? Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Hulk 28 Days Later Actually, almost any movie sounds like a porno when you think about it... |