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Title: Shark Hunter: we're going to need a better movie Post by: Andrew on February 16, 2004, 08:09:43 PM And the latest review is ready. Man, of all things, the CGI Megalodon is actually pretty cool, but EVERYTHING else sucks mussel butt.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sharkhunter/ Title: Re: Shark Hunter: we're going to need a better movie Post by: FearlessFreep on February 16, 2004, 08:32:18 PM I'd love to see Liz take a crack at this one
"Angst walks through the passageways like a jilted lover drunk on tequila" great line! Title: Re: Shark Hunter: we're going to need a better movie Post by: Ash on February 16, 2004, 10:14:52 PM That girl looks just like Hilary Swank!
Here she is: http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sharkhunter/sharkhunter6.jpg I had to double check the IMDB to see if it was indeed her but it's not. Look at that girl in Shark Hunter and then go here and look at Swank: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0298814/Ss/0298814/C-6171.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Swank,%20Hilary She looks just like her! Post Edited (02-16-04 21:16) Title: Re: Shark Hunter: we're going to need a better movie Post by: gammaray117 on February 16, 2004, 10:30:12 PM I've been itching to see a review of FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE, but I'm too lazy to do it myself.
THINGS TO WATCH FOR: 49 minutes: So the story is that they overpowered her, took her gun, shot the guards, and then gave the gun back to her? THINGS I LEARNED FROM THIS MOVIE: MP's aren't trained in hand-to-hand combat. Nobody likes Carl Weathers. You can hit people with suitcases full of high explosives and detonators , throw them to the ground, and basically abuse it in every way imaginable and nothing will happen. Nazis don't have any penicillin. "BATEMAN!!!!!!" Title: Re: Shark Hunter: we're going to need a better movie Post by: Flangepart on February 17, 2004, 12:20:35 PM Shark Hunter....hoo hoo! A pain parade, Andrew. I feel for ya.
Anyone notice the list size, for bad Jaws ripoffs? You could do a B-fest on those things alone!...if you were masochistic enough, that is. And thats just sharks, let alone qiant squid, or...Octopus.... Octopus! He said Octopus!...So Sloooooly i turned...... God, i hate that stupid thing! Die, movie, die! Title: Re: Shark Hunter: we're going to need a better movie Post by: Neville on February 18, 2004, 06:40:36 AM If I remember well, there was a B-movie roundtable a few months ago and most of those movies were reviewed. Even Ken Begg went throgh the agony of watching and reviewing ALL the "Jaws" movies.
Title: Re: Shark Hunter: we're going to need a better movie Post by: pepak on February 19, 2004, 06:11:41 PM Interesting... I rather liked Shark Hunter. In fact, I like it more than just about any other shark movie, and that includes Jaws.
Title: Re: Shark Hunter: we're going to need a better movie Post by: Flangepart on February 21, 2004, 01:10:13 PM Is it just me....or does the chick in the Pic, ...is that a great "Who cut the cheese!" face, or what?
Who chainsawed the fromage...The director! |