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Title: Canned Kaiju!
Post by: Jay O\'Connor on September 06, 2001, 03:39:21 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_390307.html?menu=news.quirkies

"A Japanese toy company has released canned Godzilla to serve as a "topic of conversation at the family dinner table"."


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!
Post by: Chadzilla on September 06, 2001, 04:09:47 PM
The meat comes in corned beef and quail egg flavours?!  Euw.


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!
Post by: Hairzilla on September 06, 2001, 04:32:57 PM
There are just some things that shouldn't be done with the King of the Monsters.

                                                                                       Don't need nothin' but a good,
                                                                                        Tokyo stompin' time!

 
                                                                                                                HZ


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!
Post by: Mofo Rising on September 06, 2001, 04:45:53 PM
It's not generally a good thing when the topic of discussion at the dinner table is the food your eating.

Is there also a product out in Japan that looks exactly like a human brain?  I don't remember what it's called but it's a brain in a jar.  And people eat it.  (Of course they're not really human brains.)  I guess if HANNIBAL made your mouth water. . .

There's also a Mexican restaurant near my house that serves brain tacos.  Never ordered one, though.


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!
Post by: Squishy on September 06, 2001, 05:05:26 PM
Braaaaaaaaaaain Tacos...


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!:21st century spam!
Post by: Flangepart on September 06, 2001, 06:03:43 PM
Brains and tacos. The Mexican Haggis!  So THATS what they put in those pinyatas!  Garf! Great...now i remember the Food i Fear website. Sheesh!


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!:21st century spam!
Post by: AndyC on September 06, 2001, 09:29:17 PM
Puts me in the mood for some 'partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue.'

Reckon I like that potted meat, mmmm hmmm.

(I'm kidding of course - bleccch)


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!
Post by: Flangepart@yahoo.com on September 08, 2001, 11:54:25 AM
If they offered canned Biolantie, what would that be? Well, besides popular with Kaiju lovin' vegans, i mean.


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!
Post by: AndyC on September 08, 2001, 06:12:02 PM
Canned Biollante sounds like a perfect product for Green Giant.


Title: Re: Canned Kaiju!
Post by: Squishy on September 09, 2001, 03:39:10 AM
"Ho, ho, hoLY @#$!%!! Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!! My skin is burning!"