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What are the worst zombie movies out there? I'm talking about the ones that are physically painful to sit through... ones you'd pay to have removed from your memories forever.

Swamp of the Ravens!

Children of the Living Dead and I Eat your Skin *sob!*

I saw Children of the Living Dead. It was pretty awful. That coffee cup scene was the only good part. :)

As for I Eat Your Skin, I bought it but haven't watched it yet. Maybe I should just return it and get my $2 back.

Zombie Lake and Oasis of the Zombies are both really bad.  I also really hated Zeder since it had no zombies to speak of.  

Redneck Zombies is bad but it's sort of meant to be.  

A lot of people hate Night of the Zombies but I think it's way better than any of the other film I mentioned above.

oasis of the zombies aka bloodsucking nazi zombies

The Zombie Chronicles is pretty awful. Made me actually want to hunt down the director and torture him to death by making him watch the movie.

"I was a teenaged zombie" and CHUD II.  

I can't get them out of my brain. Just bad. They shouldn't even be called zombie movies.

Otherwise there are plenty of older and foriegn zombie movies that are too boring to watch but they don't cause pain.

Mmm....  Brains....

So far, the worst one I've seen has been Bangers:

http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/b/bangers.html

But I'm sure there are worse horrors out there.  Shudder...

Drezzy wrote:

"The Zombie Chronicles is pretty awful."

I agree.  I have the 3-D version (with the glasses that have synchonized shutter lenses . . . pretty cool).  But it just made me want to reach out to the 3-D images and beat the hell out of them.

This may be sacriligious to some people, but just about anything by Lucio Fulci generally stinks.

Nathan,

Read that review a couple of weeks ago.  After reading it, a part of me wants to track it down just to experience it while another  wants to cower in fear.

These would be my picks:

Zombie Nightmare
Alien Dead
Zombie Lake
Night of the Zombies ll
Oasis of the Zombies
Among the Living Dead
Garden of the Living Dead
Prison of the Dead
Zombie Island Massacre
Zombie Toxin
Zombie Bloodbath (although part 2 is fairly decent but still pretty bad)

StatCat wrote:

> These would be my picks:
....
> Prison of the Dead
>

I own this one but I have not gotten around to watching.  Funny, I always find something better to do.

How did "House of the Dead" get overlooked on this thread? I've seen a lot of bad zombie flicks but that one actually made me angry that the makers apparently thought so little of the movie-going public that they figured they could fob off this piece of s##t on them and get away with it (well, maybe I shouldn't be that surprised.) And yeah, "Oasis of the Zombies" and "Zombie Nightmare" are pretty awful.  RE: "Prison of the Dead"; is that a retitling of "Garden of the Dead?"

Prison of the Dead is that full moon movie with the rip off Templar knights (Tombs of the Blind Dead) Pretty bad, Garden of the Dead is a totally different movie altogether.
Haven't seen House of the Dead yet actually, I can imagine it must suck though.

Word of wisdom:  There's ALWAYS something better to do than watch Prison of the Dead.

redneck zombies
house of the dead
resident evil
zombie lake

just to name a few.

resident evil??
zombie 3, the zombie flaying head from the freezer and the one who is waiting upon a high pillar, what the hell was he doing there?? waiting for  what?? how the hell did he climb till there?? are things i wont forget in a long time.



Post Edited (04-30-04 11:51)

The only relevant question is what are the best zombie movies because 99% of them are dreadful. In a previous post, I counted less than 10 zombie movies I would qualify as good movies. That's pretty sad, but I sure do enjoy the good ones.

You guys missed a doozy, Raiders of the Living Dead.  Any bad zombie movie fan who's missed this is in for a treat.  Even better, it's available in one of the most insane special edition DVD sets I've ever seen.

To me, it was Zombie. Don't spam me, I have a point. It started out great, and had big potential, but once it went to the carribian, I became a big pile of disappointing horse s**t! Sure, the gore effects were okay, but Contamination was way better in comparison. I only seen it once (Which could be why I hated it), but its extremly overrated, stupid, and completly pointless in my thoughts.



Post Edited (05-02-04 01:31)

I actually loved Zombie Bloodbath 1-3!!!  I know the first one is all Cheeze (but I still liked it for the shock alone)  - the second is brutal and gory and the third is just really well made for such a low budget and has a great ending.  My worst would be "I Was A Zombie For The FBI"

Yep raiders is pretty bad, I kind of like the idea of using a cd player laser to zap zombies though which I sort of remember something like that in this one.

I bought this DVD once in Suncoast for like 10 bucks, the DVD was called "Horror Rises From the Grave" and it had 4 so-called zombie movies. It had House by the Cemetery but the 3 other zombie movies on it were p**s poor. They hardly even had zombies. One of the movies had zombies that were cheap halloween skeletons, which were only in the movie for a couple minutes, rest of the film was wasteful dialouge. It wasn't funny bad, it was just plain bad bad.