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   Seriously, what is the absolute worst movie ever made?  There are lots of really bad movies out there. But what do you think is the worst movie of all time?

  This is only my Opinion, But I would have to say. Invaders from planet 9. It's a classic but the worst movie ever made. No genre that you can relate to. and the story, plot and special effects were worth throwing down the drain.

  But I want to see what everbody's opinion's are : )!

do you mean plan nine form outer space?

isn't that the film where, when the spaceship is supposed to explode, you can see the guys hand with a match lighting the spaceship?

 Actually has anyone ever seen the film "ankle biters"? Its about dwarf vampires. Its amazingly bad. Theres no blood, no acting and everyone mumbles everything in a monotone. It wasn't even funny. Just painful.

Actually has anyone ever seen the film "ankle biters"? Its about dwarf vampires

Just saw it on the shelf at Holloywood Video last night and was thinking "I should pick  that up some time"

 If you value your sanity i suggest you do not watch that film. I like some pretty terrible films but that made me want to tear my own eyes out.

worst movies?....hmmmm

manos ( a catagory of crap all on its own )
werewolf ( an americanless movie made in america )
space mutiny ( railing kill!)
red zone cuba(curly in cuba more likely)
beast of yucca flats ( the only beast in the movie is Coleman francis's wife )
plan 9 (the aliens are here and they're FABULOUUUS)
Resident Evil (ripping off better movies like no other )
gone in sixty seconds ( This is what happens to your brain )
Event horizion ( the movies about as interested as a documentary on fence painting....just as scary too. )

Worst movies?
Deathshead Virgin:  no dramatic tension, just boring
Air America:  Unfunny
War of the Roses: a black noncomedy
The Apartment:  more self-indulgent crap from Roman Polanski.

To be fair, I haven't seen Manos.  Plan 9 at least has a passion to it that these others don't.

Some of the worst I've seen would included:

Nemesis 2-4 (always group these together 'cause I really can't distringuish them)
Robot Holocaust - a robot with etched in eyebrows? sock puppet snakes? and the *worst* actress
The Alien Factor - Ummm...

honoroble mention probably goes to A.P.E.X, Equalizer 2000 (and a slew of Italian post-apov movies I saw about the same time), Prototype X29A.  

That's just a few seconds of random though..I suppose TC2000 belongs in there, along with the whole Project:Shadowchaser series

there's more but it's not worth thye effort to recall the titles

Boarding House - Imagine someone who has just bought a camcorder and decides that they should make a movie. Horrible acting, a scene of telekinesis (moving things with your mind) of a table shaking which was obviously someone off-camera shaking it, horrible acting, stupid story, horrible acting, cheesy shot on video tape look... Did I mention the horrible acting?

-gigly
-flashadance
-showgirls
-all films with madonna in.
-all films with steven seagal in
-all fims with some teenager singer in
-all films with some pop singer in, ok i wont include  some david bowie movies
-all films with christopher lambert in.

-all films with christopher lambert in.

I'll pick up a movie just * because Lambert's in it: Highlander (I-IV), Druids, Beowulf, Fortress, Fortress 2...

I'm SURE that "Manos the hands of fate" has been said so I'll say "Children of the Living Dead"

Freejack
Gymkata
Armegedon
Turkey Shoot
Porky's
Glen Or Glenda
Dark Side Of The Sun
Beast From Haunted Cave
Evolution
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch
Maximum Overdrive
Police Acadamy 4
Pretty Woman

Creature From the Haunted Sea
Santa With Muscles (add in Mr Nanny too while I'm at it)
EEGAH
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
Hobgoblins (pure 80's)
Troll 2 (of course this should be on here)
Night of the Zombies 2 (not the Mattei movie, this is far worse...)
Zombie Nightmare
Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (gay undertones galore. I mean this atrocity makes the whole crappy series look good in comparision.)
Godzilla (the American version)

I still say that CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is the absolute worst movie of any kind ever made.  If you haven't seen it, be prepared to suffer.  It's worse than PLAN 9, MANOS or anything else I have ever seen.  (At least those movies are fun/funny.  CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is just bad and dull).  The reason I watched it is because it is on a DVD double feature with CARNIVAL OF BLOOD.  I always wanted to see CARNIVAL OF BLOOD because the review of it in "The Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film" says, "I dare anybody to stay awake through CARNIVAL OF BLOOD."  This always made me curious about how bad/boring this movie could be.  Well, it is bad and boring, but CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN (by the same director) is at least 100 times worse.  You have been warned.

Gotta go with Night of Horror. This movie is incredible, because it keeps finding new ways to bore you: a dull love story told mainly through narration, a positively Manosian driving sequence, a looooooong monologue (from one fixed camera angle) by a Confederate ghost who talks like the Central Scrutinizer from Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage," and, most astoundingly of all, a ten-minute "flashback" consisting of silent footage of a Civil War reenactment accompanied by a mellow country song. Oh, and somehow, this thing has at least two different printings on video.

And while it's already been mentioned, Troll 2 bears repeating. Every bit the train wreck that Plan 9 was, and you don't even have the advantage of insight to the director's mind, like you do with Wood.

Raiders of the living dead - A great guide on how not to make a movie and why your movie shouldnt have a theme song. This is one of those so bad its sort of funny films, you will be questioning the main characters actions throughout the entire film. Not to mention the first ten minutes of the film is utterly pointless and it seems like the budget couldnt afford to have speaking actors.

Armaggedon - Do I need to explain? Why did they have machineguns on the asteroid? Wouldnt it have been easier to train astronauts how to operate a drill than to train drillers to be astronauts?

"-all fims with some teenager singer in."

The 1st movie that came to my mind was Save the Last Dance, LoL.

CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN  sucks indeed!  I felt ripped off after buying that dvd- it looked so promising with Carnival of Blood but they were both awful! Something Weird Video dissapointed me big time.

I'm going to put my usual vote for "Millenium" with Kris Kristofferson.  It was a terrible film experience.  
Mentally, I tend to separate my movies into categories like:
1) "Blockbusters that SHOULD be good but suck" like the American Godzilla and many of the movies listed here.   Maybe fun, but usually leave you feeling letdown.
2) "Genuine bad movies, but fun" e.g the entire Ed Wood Catalog, most Kaiju films, etc.  This is my #1 favorite category.  I'll do anything to watch these.
3) Terrifyingly bad movies that others seem to love- Anything with Adam Sandler., most "comedies" , any Tom Green material., etc.  I'd pull out my own liver rather than watch them.  
There are others, but I ramble on.
-Ed

It's actually "Tomcat: dangerous desires" starring Richard grieco.