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I was watching the movie "Camp Nowhere", where a bunch of kids go to an abandond camp site with a "undisapland" ex-con doing basiclly anything they want to do.  Which got me thinking:  What is your own Camp Nowhere?

My own Camp?  (I know I would sound like a typical black comidian)If black kids were there, it would be call "Camp Orgy"

Camp Evil - It just sounds like a great little b-movie title.  "Hello I'm your counselor, Mr. Thorn.  But you can call me Damien."

Damien Thorn. That's right, when the forces of darkness hide out in our midst, they tend to pick some pretty obvious names. I just finished watching a copy of Dracula's Last Rites that I found in the bargain bin at a variety store I stopped into quite by chance. They were selling off some really cheesy old stuff from their meagre rental business.

Anyway, the movie features a funeral parlour run by a mortician, secretly a vampire, who sucks the blood out of bodies brought to his mortuary, stakes them before they get up and walk away, then putties up the holes for the funeral. He has a few other accomplices in this. Actually, it seemed to me they'd found a way to feed without killing anyone, but that's not the way anyone in this crappy movie saw it.

The mortician's name: Mr. Lucard. Boy, I never would have picked him as a vampire.

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Back to the topic at hand, perhaps Camp Two-Four would be mine. For those non-Canadians who aren't familiar with the term, a two-four is a case of 24 beers and usually at the top of the list for most campers - of legal age or otherwise.

Louis Cypher in Angel Heart, d'oh!

I think it might be fun to name a summer camp "Camp Lonely," just to see if oblivious parents would still send their kids there.

Or maybe "Camp Euthanasia."

How about "Camp Grizzly". Where the bear skin rug gets up at night to feed.