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Hey I found a cool site all you bad horror movie fans should check out!

Here is the url: http://extremehorror.homestead.com/intro.html

They got a lot of bad movies like INBRED REDNECKS and the THE NECRO FILES. The Necro Files is about a zombie with a three foot weener that points in the direction of the nearest strippers. So anyway the zombie runs around town attacking naked girls and then gets chased by a demon-possesed flying fetus (actually a plastic doll on a fishing pole) and two of the worst actors ever, oh yeah, they are supposed to be cops but they talk into an electric shaver instead of a real police radio, LOL. One of them is a big fat guy who can't pronounce his lines correctly and is hilarious to watch in action. I think he was drunk or just really stupid, like maybe his mom dropped him on his head when he was a kid.

They also sell these sick real death movies called FACES OF GORE where they make fun of the dead people and add goofy sound effects like "squish" and "plop" when they get killed!!! LOL, There are like 4 tapes in the series. The BEST OF FACES OF GORE I got and it had a bonus segment called "Homeboy Brain Surgery" that wasn't on their other tapes. They took some footage of some crackheads carving up white girls at the morgue and dubbed in funny voices of black guys drinking malt liquor and smoking dope and rapping! It was TWISTED!!

Man, I can't believe all the weird films they got on that site. I never heard of these movies before!

Pardon me if I'm misinterpreting, but... does anyone not know what a "shill" is?

Nathan

uh-huh.