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Title: DJANGO. 1968. Color. Dir: Sergio Corbucci.
Post by: Flangepart on September 21, 2001, 11:33:56 AM
Starring Franco Nero. STUFF TO WATCH FOR!::::: A set of wheels would come in Reeeely handy about now. ----- Mexicans, rednecks,and a blond..diversity in action? ----- The odds:5 to 1,yep,their doomed. ----- so, wanna clean out their pockets? ----- PLEASE shoot the piano player! -----Realy,realy bored whores. ----- De'chore: Early dust bowl. ----- Hooker Exposision. ----- Maj. Jackson:Proto Nazi. ----- Redneck skeet. ----- Serpitine,pancho,serpintine!. ----- 5 shots,five hits...he's good!. ----- Two words Django: Exposed Posision!. ----- The Red Hood gang: Klansmen with color sense. -----Not paid? Rifle the pockets, nathanial! ----- Ah, the Mexicans: same stunt guys, no hoods. ---- muddy cat fight! ----- Ewwwww!...are ears chewy?. ----- Dang, these soldiers are LONELY!. ----- Duck, you suckers!. ----- Later, that same raid.... ----- Gold? Thats quickcrete, you rube! ----- Barfight! ----- Hey, the piano killed the player!. -----Horny guards...are not effective guards. -----Gun+ Ammo+Coffin= How can he lift that thing?. ----- Never leave a live round in the chamber!. ----- ah, thats why they showed us the quick sand...its a plot point! ----- Payback, she is a beeach,no? ----- Well, he'll never play the piano agine... ----- His blood has an orange tint. ----- The major does not take bad news well..... ----- Yep, he's screwed. ----- and Finaly...7 shots from a 6 gun; Does Jabootu have a rule for this? < --- > Great sound, good image, Good work by Nero, a cool Spegetti weatern all around! Nice interview with Nero at the end, too. 4 slimes! Fist Fu, quicksand Fu, gratuitous ear chomping, female mudwrestling, and of corse...Gun Fu! Flangepart says, check it out!  Back to you, Andrew!


Title: Re: DJANGO. 1968. Color. Dir: Sergio Corbucci.
Post by: mugwump on September 30, 2001, 04:35:13 AM
you were probably really stoned when you wrote this, but i will say that this film kicks ass!